Seinfeld
Scene 1: Jerry's apartment.
Jerry: Who is it?
George: It's George
Jerry: Come on up
(George enters)
Jerry: Hey
George: Jerry, your not going to believe want happened to me
Jerry: What? A bunch a werewolf's that laughed like Jim Carrey attacked you?
George: Nooo, last night I was getting my hair cut a..
Jerry: Hair cut?
George: Yeah well, I was dining out by myself and the waitress looked at me, and winked
Jerry: Winked? So what?
George: It wasn't an ordinary wink it was a sort of
(George starts winking looking really weird)
Jerry: Maybe she had something in her eye?
George: Jerry, she likes me I tell ya
Jerry: So what did you do?
George: I smiled back
Jerry: That's all?
George: What was I suppose to do, go up to her and start making out
Jerry: So what are you going to do now?
George: I am going back tonight, see what happens I can't wait
Jerry: This will be good
George: Well I got to go
Jerry: Bye
(George exits really excited, Kramer enters holding a book while walking pass George)
Kramer: Hey George
George: Hey Kramer
Kramer: What's up with George
Jerry: Some girl winked at him
Kramer: Oh
Jerry: What's that?
(Kramer holds up the book)
Jerry: How to make an electric scooter? Where did you get that?
Kramer: Ever heard of a little site called Ebay?
Jerry: Ebay?
Kramer: I had never heard of it either but you see I was walking down the street I saw $50 just laying there. There was no one around so I took it, went to one of them Internet Café's and bought this book off Ebay.
Jerry: So let me get this straight, you found $50 on the ground, but instead of buying food or something that you actually need you bought a book that tells you how to make a scooter.
Kramer: Yup! I still got a couple of bucks left so I am going back down to the Internet Café to leave some positive feedback.
Jerry: Well, see you later
Kramer: See ya
Scene 2: Monk's Resturant
(Jerry and Elaine are sitting down)
Jerry: So Elaine how did the date go?
Elaine: Not so well
Jerry: What happened?
Elaine: Well I was eating, I got some crumbs on my top and he offered to clean them off, I let him then he kind of touched them
Jerry: He touched them? What do you mean he leaned over and grab them
Elaine: No! He was sweeping the crumbs off and he touched them
Jerry: What did you do?
Elaine: I told him I was feeling sick and needed to go home
Jerry: Anything else happen?
Elaine: He wanted to kiss me goodbye but I told him I don't want him to get sick
(Newman enters)
Newman: Hello Jerry
Jerry: Hello Newman
Newman: Jerry, Kramer needs to borrow some cash
Jerry: Borrow? Huh yeah. Whys he need it
Newman: He's making an electric scooter didn't he tell you?
Jerry: Yeah he told me, why isn't he hear?
Newman: He's at the junkyard looking for spare parts
Jerry: How do I know your not going to take my money walk out of here and go spend it at Dunkin Donuts?
Newman: I won't you can catch me if I do
Jerry: Yeah that won't be hard
(Jerry opens his wallet and takes out some money)
Jerry: Here take it TO BE CONTINUED
Scene 1: Jerry's apartment.
Jerry: Who is it?
George: It's George
Jerry: Come on up
(George enters)
Jerry: Hey
George: Jerry, your not going to believe want happened to me
Jerry: What? A bunch a werewolf's that laughed like Jim Carrey attacked you?
George: Nooo, last night I was getting my hair cut a..
Jerry: Hair cut?
George: Yeah well, I was dining out by myself and the waitress looked at me, and winked
Jerry: Winked? So what?
George: It wasn't an ordinary wink it was a sort of
(George starts winking looking really weird)
Jerry: Maybe she had something in her eye?
George: Jerry, she likes me I tell ya
Jerry: So what did you do?
George: I smiled back
Jerry: That's all?
George: What was I suppose to do, go up to her and start making out
Jerry: So what are you going to do now?
George: I am going back tonight, see what happens I can't wait
Jerry: This will be good
George: Well I got to go
Jerry: Bye
(George exits really excited, Kramer enters holding a book while walking pass George)
Kramer: Hey George
George: Hey Kramer
Kramer: What's up with George
Jerry: Some girl winked at him
Kramer: Oh
Jerry: What's that?
(Kramer holds up the book)
Jerry: How to make an electric scooter? Where did you get that?
Kramer: Ever heard of a little site called Ebay?
Jerry: Ebay?
Kramer: I had never heard of it either but you see I was walking down the street I saw $50 just laying there. There was no one around so I took it, went to one of them Internet Café's and bought this book off Ebay.
Jerry: So let me get this straight, you found $50 on the ground, but instead of buying food or something that you actually need you bought a book that tells you how to make a scooter.
Kramer: Yup! I still got a couple of bucks left so I am going back down to the Internet Café to leave some positive feedback.
Jerry: Well, see you later
Kramer: See ya
Scene 2: Monk's Resturant
(Jerry and Elaine are sitting down)
Jerry: So Elaine how did the date go?
Elaine: Not so well
Jerry: What happened?
Elaine: Well I was eating, I got some crumbs on my top and he offered to clean them off, I let him then he kind of touched them
Jerry: He touched them? What do you mean he leaned over and grab them
Elaine: No! He was sweeping the crumbs off and he touched them
Jerry: What did you do?
Elaine: I told him I was feeling sick and needed to go home
Jerry: Anything else happen?
Elaine: He wanted to kiss me goodbye but I told him I don't want him to get sick
(Newman enters)
Newman: Hello Jerry
Jerry: Hello Newman
Newman: Jerry, Kramer needs to borrow some cash
Jerry: Borrow? Huh yeah. Whys he need it
Newman: He's making an electric scooter didn't he tell you?
Jerry: Yeah he told me, why isn't he hear?
Newman: He's at the junkyard looking for spare parts
Jerry: How do I know your not going to take my money walk out of here and go spend it at Dunkin Donuts?
Newman: I won't you can catch me if I do
Jerry: Yeah that won't be hard
(Jerry opens his wallet and takes out some money)
Jerry: Here take it TO BE CONTINUED