It was a blooming March in Central and everybody who was anybody was going to the st. Patricks day military party. The usual egg shell white walls where now traded in. Streams hung from every corner and almost everyone had incorparated the color green in there uniform. Except for one short alchemist who wore his normal red cloak and decided long ago he would not join there party later that evening. This was his least favorite holiday by far. It was that time of year where every snot nosed brat child thought he was a leperchan and asked for his pot of gold. That wasn't even the worst part. The worst part was the constent teasing from Roy Mustang. Ya he liked Roy Mustang, but that didn't mean he would put up with his idiotic antics and mini skirt fetish. The only way he may have even considered going to that party was if maybe Roy had asked him. Which if it was a huge shocker didn't.
Walking down the halls he made his way to Mustangs office for a few copies of an earlier report he needed for evidence. Once he made it to his office he took a deep breath and kicked the door open with all his might. "Miss me Mustang!" Roy hadn't looked up at the noise completely ignoring Edward for a second.
Finally putting his pen down he looked at Edward. "Oh hello Fullmetal how long have you been here?" he asked smirking. Edward growled lightly taking a seat on the couch and sighing.
"Mustang got my papers yet?" Roy shook his head.
"Hawkeye will be back soon enough with them." He answered. Roy scooted his chair from his desk and yawned apethetically. Roy's eyes seemed to drift towards Edward occasionaly. This didn't go unnoticed as Edward shifted uncomfortably. "So Shorty you going to the day party."
"No- wait who the hell are you calling so small that he couldnt go to the beach because he would sink into the sand,but wouldn't have to worry about the tide because he could breath from a molecule of oxegan!" Edward screamed his face becoming as red as a tomato.
Roy raked his hand through his jet black hair. "Now Fullmetal we both know I said no such thing." Roy smirked. "now I have asked this once and I will ask it once more are you going to the st. patricks day party." Edward shool his head. Roy's smile became wider. "Well i guess you can't where this."
Mustang held up a green miniskirt with white trimming. The front had a leather golden belt buckle and leather belt.
Edward's nose began to spew blood as his face became a bright red and he swooned back and forth finally fainting.
The metal doors open a red faced Edward walking in whereing a mint green miniskirt walks in as does roy. Mustang had his arm around Edward's shoulder as he winked to his colleges. "DON'T GET BIG HEADED MUSTANG!"
"Relax Ed." Roy said rolling his eyes.