AN: Okay, Charmed does the opposite of belonging to me. It doesn't belong to me.

My character belongs to me.

I really have no idea where this came in. I'm really not gonna do much talking about the

Charmed Ones I think. This story is about Chris and if you can't manage a chick flick

this is not for you. Oh, by the way, Chris still has his white lighter and witch abilities.

Chapter 1

Stretching, Chris blinked and squinted against the pervasive light. He groaned and pulled

the covers over his head. It already stank of a bad day.

"CHRIS!!" The mental screech jolted him and woke him from his stupor. Sighing, he

stretched and crawled off his bed and roughly pulled on his clothes.

"A very bad day." He muttered and orbed to his charges.

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"What?" He asked, none to kindly upon arrival. (In his defense, they did wake him up.)

His question answered itself, though, when he saw the body lying on the ground.

"What is this?" Piper demanded.

"A demon?" Chris asked in an is-this-a-joke kind of way.

"Well I see that, but why is it here?!"

Chris resisted the urge to sigh. He could have been in bed right now.

"I don't know. Why don't we check the Book of Shadows?" He suggested. "What

happened?"

As Paige went up to the attic to get the Book, Phoebe filled him in on what had happened.

"So you're saying that you just woke up and found him here?" He asked skeptically,

examining the body. It was about seven feet tall with thick arms and scaly skin. It had a

hoggish head and large tusks.

"Yeah," Phoebe said. "He was just laying here by Wyatt's crib and we don't see any

marks on him anywhere."

"So you touched him?" Chris asked.

"No. I didn't." She said, looking at him warily.

"Well, touch him; see if you can get a premonition."

"OH, no, no, no, I have to go to work."

"Come on Phoebe," Chris said. "What's more important, your job or slaying demons?"

"Well, I'll make you a deal, I'll devote all of my time to slaying demons as soon as I win the lottery." Phoebe said, grabbing her purse and heading to leave. As a triumphant

Paige came down the stairs Phoebe suddenly turned back to Chris. "You wouldn't

happen to know the lottery numbers would you?"

Chris was spared having to answer, though, as Paige reached them and started sharing her

finds.

"It's called a Yagnoth Demon," she said. "It's naturally blind, so it feeds off the eyeballs

of magical creatures."

"Wait, wait, wait, this demon tried to eat my baby's eyeballs!" Piper said, a disgusted

look on her face.

"Wyatt must have killed it then." Phoebe said. A puzzled look came to her face. "But,

why is it still here?"

"That's the thing!" Paige called, getting their attention. "The only way to kill it is to

chop off its head!"

They all turned to see the scaly demon slowly rise up to stand, towering over Chris.

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Oh shit. Chris thought, as the monster swung its massive arm and hurtled him across the

room. He landed on Phoebe and they both were knocked into the door, where they sat for

a moment, dazed. Piper used her magic to blow up the monster, but only succeeded in

blowing off its arm. The demon growled in anger and started moving toward her, its arm

regenerating. Chris slowly started waking from his stupor. Scrambling drunkenly he

managed to stand up. He turned to grab Phoebe's hand, but as soon as their hand's

touched Phoebe stiffened with a vision. Her eyes fluttered open and she had a frightened

look on her face.

"Chris."

"A little help would be nice!" Piper called from where she and Paige were dodging

around the couch. Chris' head twitched, but he otherwise gave no sign that he heard. His

eyes were still locked with Phoebe's, wanting to know what she saw, yet afraid to ask.

"Piper, try just blowing up its head!" Paige called. Piper waved her arms and the

demon's head exploded. Its body stood there for a second before it exploded in a shower

of demon dust. Piper and Paige sighed and looked over to where the Phoebe and Chris

still stood, about to ask why they didn't help.

"Chris," Phoebe started again, in a soft voice. "You're gonna die."

He sighed. "A very bad day."

Okay, what ya think? Reviews are welcome, but flames hurt my feelings. Oh, by the way, I know I suck at fight scenes, so if that was your flame, there's no need for it! YAY!