Author's Note: Another random thing, kinda a inside joke an very random, so don't feel bad if you don't understand XD
It's also just a major montage of random bits x3
(*written how it originally was,)
Might add more/new ones later, if popular~
Zoro: *sighs a little an picks her up an puts her in his lap holding Kabazu*
Yumi: *smiles* you really do look like a dad like that~
Kabazu: *fusses*
Zoro: as opposed to looking like a mother? *chuckles an rocks Kabazu*
Zoro: *thinks* oh I dunno... what do you wanna do?
Zoro: *wraps his arms around her waist*
Zoro: *rolls eyes* you don't understand subtlety do you? *kisses*
Yumi: *kisses his cheek an thinks: its a wonder if clothes exist or not... Zoro's definitely bigger..* *face palm* *thinks: now he probably heard me,*
Zoro: *smirks* I did
Zoro: *kisses her cheek*
Yumi: *smirks a little* your also the sexiest an most handsome
Zoro: well that ones kind of obvious *smirks an kisses*
Yumi: *kicks her feet a little* I think I'll take a bath~ *winks*
Zoro: I just might join you *kisses her cheek*
Zoro: yes, mother *rolls eyes* I can read what I want, thank you
Yumi: fine read what you want, but no sex for you *walks off*
Zoro: *rolls eyes an leans against railing*
Zoro: *glares a little* no you apparently don't. I have feelings to you know, I'm not some invincible robot. Everything that's happened doesn't just slide off like nothing. I bottled it up so you wouldn't know how upset and angry with myself I was. It hurts everyday until I just want to scream. But I don't, know why? Because I've spent to much time keeping a lid over everything I feel to let it burst now. An your head is to clouded with ghosts to realize that maybe I'm having problems to *goes to art room an slams an locks door*
Yumi: *pauses in front of door* I don't know what I'm suppose to do, we're all human no ones gonna be perfect, I feel bad for not thinking about how you might be feeling... an I understand if your mad, you have a fight to be... *clenches one of her hands into a fist then leaves*
Zoro: no I don't. Human? My wife? Unless your secretly a dolphin in disguise. *rolls eyes*
Yumi: *pokes* why don't you know? Am I pretty? Sweet? Stubborn?
Zoro: stubborn. Oblivious. *pulls her down an kisses her cheek* the one I love
Luffy: but I wanted too *rolls eyes an throws taco at Usopp*
Usopp: *wakes up failing*
Usopp: *scowls* what the heck are you to- *trips over tacos*
Yumi: *laughs an pokes Luffy* run Luffy run! *still recording starts to run off*
Luffy: *runs off*
Usopp: *chases*
Usopp: *follows*
Yumi: *thinks: Zoro help would be nice* *running*
Zoro: *pops up an raises eyebrow*
Yumi: *hides behind Zoro holding video recorder*
Usopp: *skids to a stop*
Zoro: care to explain? *sighs*
Yumi: I helped Luffy fill Usopp's room with tacos
Zoro: *rolls eyes* ah
Usopp: *grumbles*
Usopp: *scowls*
Zoro: *rolls eyes*
Yumi: I even got it on video, if you wanna see Zoro-kun
Zoro: *shrug* sure
Usopp: *walks off*
Usopp: *runs onto deck wearing a fluffy pink dress*
Luffy: *dances around singing can't touch this with a blond wig on his head*
Luffy: *grabs Yumi's hand an starts waltzing*
Luffy: *twirls her around*
Zoro: *smirks a little*
Yumi: an why are you smirking? *raises eyebrow at Zoro*
Zoro: no reason
Luffy: *does the chicken dance*
*both Usopp an Luffy dances off*
Yumi: why don't you sweep me off my feet like that? *smiles*
Zoro: *raises eyebrow an picks her up bridal style*
Yumi: *wraps arms around his neck an kisses*
Zoro: *kisses back*
Zoro: *shoves whipped cream back*
Yumi: *licks some of his cheek an licks lips*
Zoro: *kisses*
Zoro: *smiles a little*
Yumi: *grins*
Zoro: *smears whipped cream on her face rolling his eyes a little*
Yumi: *pushes his arm* what was that for?
Zoro: felt like it
Yumi: *playfully bites his lip*
Zoro: *rolls eyes*
Luffy: *naked hug tackles Zoro*
Yumi: oh wow...
Zoro: *twitches an thinks: great*
Luffy: *laughs still hugging*
Yumi: *tries not to giggle*
Zoro: *rolls eyes*
Luffy: *hugs tight*
Yumi: there something going on between you to that I don't know about?
Zoro: *glares a little an rolls eyes*
Yumi: hun your the one with naked hugging Luffy on you
Zoro: *rolls eyes an pushes Luffy off*
Luffy: *runs off smiling*
Yumi: bet you were wishing that was me *giggles a little*
Zoro: mhm
Yumi: *smiles* so you were?
Zoro: yes *fiddles with pencil*
Yumi: *sticks tongue out* I dare you to try an get it back
Zoro: *rolls eyes*
Yumi: a huh, that's what I thought your chicken
Zoro: so mature
Yumi: *rolls eyes* maybe I don't wanna act my age
Zoro: uhuh