*In Buffy this is set in season 6, before dead Tara but after Buffy breaks
up with Spike. In Stargate it's season 5 before Daniel go bye-bye cuz I wuv
him too much to kill him! Also I don't own any of the characters I'm just
playing with them for a bit! Anyway, read on!
Buffy Summers had come home to find a horrific site in her bedroom. She grabbed a broom and prepared to fight the creature that had invaded her room.
"There you are" Dawn said as she walked into Buffy's room.
"Dawn, stay back" Buffy replied never taking her eyes from it's. Dawn looked at where Buffy was staring: "Oh my God." She gasped, then looked at the broom: "Buffy you can't kill it!"
"It's evil!" Buffy defended "I have to get rid of it." Just then Xander walked into the room: "Hello ladies!" The kitten leapt from the pile of Buffy's shredded clothes, straight into Xander's arms.
"How can you touch that thing? It's like Satan incarnate!"
"It's sweet. Aren't you sweetie? Yes you are. Oh yes you are" Dawn cooed as she stroked the kitten's head. "Xander got him for me."
Buffy jerked her head up to glare at Xander. He dropped the cat into Dawn's arms: "Gotta go now. Bye." He practically flew down the stairs and the sister's heard the door open then close.
"You can't keep him" "Can I keep him?" were said in unison by Buffy and Dawn respectively. "No" "Why not!?" were the responses. Dawn sprinted from the room singing: "He's mine! He's mine! He's mine!" Buffy chased after her and narrowly avoided hitting Dawn's door as it slammed shut. "Typical!" they screamed in unison. There was a moment's silence then Dawn began to giggle. So did Buffy. Soon they were both on the floor, leaning against the door in hysterics.
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"Good-morning all!" Col. Jack O'Neill studied the faces of his team and General Hammond. "Maybe not" his expression turned sour as he slid into his chair at the briefing table. Daniel Jackson slid a file down the table to O'Neill. "Tok'ra intelligence has informed us that a Goa'uld may be seeking refuge right here on Earth."
"Damn. Hate it when that happens." Sam hid a smile behind her hand at the colonel's comment. "This isn't another Seth-cult type deal is it?"
"No it's not." Daniel continued. "this Goa'uld is posing as Bast, the Egyptian cat Goddess of joy, dance, music and well.. um" Daniel started to blush. Jack looked at the file in front of him. "Come on Danny. This isn't 4th grade. No-one's gonna giggle because you say sex."
Teal'C spoke for the fist time that meeting: "Why would anyone find the mention of intercourse amusing?" Jack made no attempt to hide his smirk as he patted his friend's arm. "Never mind, big guy." Teal'C raised an eyebrow, and turned back to face Daniel.
"Anyway. There was some kind of territorial dispute between Bast and Anuket, who was Goddess of the Nile."
"And I thought cats hating water was just a myth."
"Jack please.."
"Sorry. Couldn't resist. Please carry on with your *fascinating* story" At this point Carter chipped in. "I was going to say 'cat fight'." "Nice one." O'Neill replied. "Guys." Daniel interrupted. "Sorry." "Ditto."
"Well Bast lost and escaped the planet, somehow landing on Earth in a death- glider. Before you ask we have no idea how she landed undetected." Daniel finished and General Hammond took his cue: "Last reported sighting was in a small town in California. Guess what your assignment is."
A/N Whaddya think? Please review, but please no flames because they hurt. More to come soon. Unless you've had enough :(
Buffy Summers had come home to find a horrific site in her bedroom. She grabbed a broom and prepared to fight the creature that had invaded her room.
"There you are" Dawn said as she walked into Buffy's room.
"Dawn, stay back" Buffy replied never taking her eyes from it's. Dawn looked at where Buffy was staring: "Oh my God." She gasped, then looked at the broom: "Buffy you can't kill it!"
"It's evil!" Buffy defended "I have to get rid of it." Just then Xander walked into the room: "Hello ladies!" The kitten leapt from the pile of Buffy's shredded clothes, straight into Xander's arms.
"How can you touch that thing? It's like Satan incarnate!"
"It's sweet. Aren't you sweetie? Yes you are. Oh yes you are" Dawn cooed as she stroked the kitten's head. "Xander got him for me."
Buffy jerked her head up to glare at Xander. He dropped the cat into Dawn's arms: "Gotta go now. Bye." He practically flew down the stairs and the sister's heard the door open then close.
"You can't keep him" "Can I keep him?" were said in unison by Buffy and Dawn respectively. "No" "Why not!?" were the responses. Dawn sprinted from the room singing: "He's mine! He's mine! He's mine!" Buffy chased after her and narrowly avoided hitting Dawn's door as it slammed shut. "Typical!" they screamed in unison. There was a moment's silence then Dawn began to giggle. So did Buffy. Soon they were both on the floor, leaning against the door in hysterics.
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"Good-morning all!" Col. Jack O'Neill studied the faces of his team and General Hammond. "Maybe not" his expression turned sour as he slid into his chair at the briefing table. Daniel Jackson slid a file down the table to O'Neill. "Tok'ra intelligence has informed us that a Goa'uld may be seeking refuge right here on Earth."
"Damn. Hate it when that happens." Sam hid a smile behind her hand at the colonel's comment. "This isn't another Seth-cult type deal is it?"
"No it's not." Daniel continued. "this Goa'uld is posing as Bast, the Egyptian cat Goddess of joy, dance, music and well.. um" Daniel started to blush. Jack looked at the file in front of him. "Come on Danny. This isn't 4th grade. No-one's gonna giggle because you say sex."
Teal'C spoke for the fist time that meeting: "Why would anyone find the mention of intercourse amusing?" Jack made no attempt to hide his smirk as he patted his friend's arm. "Never mind, big guy." Teal'C raised an eyebrow, and turned back to face Daniel.
"Anyway. There was some kind of territorial dispute between Bast and Anuket, who was Goddess of the Nile."
"And I thought cats hating water was just a myth."
"Jack please.."
"Sorry. Couldn't resist. Please carry on with your *fascinating* story" At this point Carter chipped in. "I was going to say 'cat fight'." "Nice one." O'Neill replied. "Guys." Daniel interrupted. "Sorry." "Ditto."
"Well Bast lost and escaped the planet, somehow landing on Earth in a death- glider. Before you ask we have no idea how she landed undetected." Daniel finished and General Hammond took his cue: "Last reported sighting was in a small town in California. Guess what your assignment is."
A/N Whaddya think? Please review, but please no flames because they hurt. More to come soon. Unless you've had enough :(