SASUKE WHY DID YOU LEAVE SAKURA!

by BBQramen

Sakura's in the hospital and is passed out when she wakes up she screams "SASUKE WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME!" Naruto and Ino look after her. The only pairing is Sasusaku. This is sort of a parody of when Sasuke left the Leaf village, not really a sappy story. This is told in third person POV, with some funny Naruto thoughts. Please read and review!

1. Screaming, Tissues, and Meditating

CHAPTER 1

Screaming, Tissues, and Meditating

Konoha Hospital-3rd floor-5:00AM

"SASUKE! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?!" Sakura's screams could be heard all over the hospital that night, despite her being covered in a mountain of tissues. She grabbed the newly emptied box and in one punch it was flat.

"Sakura, Sakura, calm down! Don't worry he'll be back real soon." Naruto stood up and awkwardly attempted to remove the tissues pilling over Sakura's head. After failing, at least 20 times and getting a black eye, Naruto grabbed a new box from pile of new tissue boxes (brought to you by, you guessed it, Naruto Uzumaki!).

Sakura had been checked in the hospital after receiving a concussion, and she was found on a bench right outside of Konoha's exit. Kakashi found her there while doing…Kakashi things, at 3:00AM. He did his super ninja stuff and somehow managed to carry her all the way to the hospital (which was a whopping 3 miles away) in a record time of 1 minute and 0.00000000009 seconds (she was checked in at about 3:02AM). Naruto and Ino came as quickly as they could to provide support to their ailing friend. They took turns watching over her as she waved from consciousness to unconsciousness. Once Sakura woke up from the coma she started screaming (Who would have known?), "SASUKE! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?!" The doctors came in (they didn't have to hear the alert system, all they needed was the screaming). It took them about 50 more times of the "SASUKE! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?!" before they came to the assumption that Sasuke had left the village to fulfill his ultimate dream of ultimate power and the ultimate (I'm using that word too much) victory of killing his brother. Sure enough they found his apartment empty (but there were tons of candy wrappers littering the floor, which is funny because everyone knows Sasuke hates sweets). You would think Ino would be spazzing out and freaking out and all the outs right now, but she was perfectly calm. Actually she started starring at the tulips next to Sakura's bed. Naruto tried to tap her on the shoulder but her reaction was,

"Ahh! Don't you see that I'm trying to meditate right now?!" After a couple more minutes of this craziness she calmly walked out of the room and sat on one of the chairs outside of the room and continued on with her state of madness. Shikamaru and Choji came to help Ino, but she wouldn't budge, so they helped out Naruto (don't you find it a little creepy that a bunch of guys are watching Sakura instead of a bunch of girls?).