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Celeborn signed as he looked at himself in the mirror. 'I am getting old,' he thought. Celebrian had just started seeing Elrond a few weeks ago. 'Valar, I am going to be a grandfather soon. Well, soon as in a few hundred years. I should relive my youth before it's too late.'
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Elrond gaped at the way Celebrian looked as she walked towards him. She was wearing a white dress that dragged on the forest floor. Her hair was completely loose, and the wind blew it past her head. They had arranged to meet in the middle of the woods of Lorien, so nobody would find them there. Elrond wished that exact moment would last forever.
"Celb'rian!." Little Thranduil ran up to his cousin and she picked up by his waist. Celebrian set him on her waist and walked over to her new boyfriend. Elrond thought, 'Stupid brat, stealing my mojo! How did he find us here?'
"Elrond, looks like we have company tonight," Celebrian said to Elrond. "Say hello to Elrond, Thranduil."
"Hel'wo, Elwon." With Celebrian there, Elrond couldn't pummel Thranduil like he wanted to.
"Hello Thranduil. Good evening Celebrian, you look wonderful." Giggling, Celebrian replied,
"Thank you, dear. So, tell me, what have you planned for us to do?" Elrond wanted to rip out Thranduil's throat right then, seeing as they couldn't go for a quiet walk with him around, or drink wine, or get it on.
"Well, I'm not sure it would be appropriate for Thranduil to be here with us. He is a little too young for this."
"I supposed so. Thranduil, will you be OK if we left you with your nanny?"
"I'l be fin'e! I love Lau'rwin! I want to marry her someday!" Thranduil all but screamed. 'What kind of idiot wants to marry their nanny, Elrond thought. Celebrian patted Thranduil's golden hair,
"Oh, Thranduil, you're so adorable." Elrond was silently fuming now, 'What about me?'
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Celeborn looked through his closet, and found nothing that a younger (male) elf would wear. There was a purple dress, a tiara, and some pantyhose. 'I need some help.'
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Celeborn signed as he looked at himself in the mirror. 'I am getting old,' he thought. Celebrian had just started seeing Elrond a few weeks ago. 'Valar, I am going to be a grandfather soon. Well, soon as in a few hundred years. I should relive my youth before it's too late.'
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Elrond gaped at the way Celebrian looked as she walked towards him. She was wearing a white dress that dragged on the forest floor. Her hair was completely loose, and the wind blew it past her head. They had arranged to meet in the middle of the woods of Lorien, so nobody would find them there. Elrond wished that exact moment would last forever.
"Celb'rian!." Little Thranduil ran up to his cousin and she picked up by his waist. Celebrian set him on her waist and walked over to her new boyfriend. Elrond thought, 'Stupid brat, stealing my mojo! How did he find us here?'
"Elrond, looks like we have company tonight," Celebrian said to Elrond. "Say hello to Elrond, Thranduil."
"Hel'wo, Elwon." With Celebrian there, Elrond couldn't pummel Thranduil like he wanted to.
"Hello Thranduil. Good evening Celebrian, you look wonderful." Giggling, Celebrian replied,
"Thank you, dear. So, tell me, what have you planned for us to do?" Elrond wanted to rip out Thranduil's throat right then, seeing as they couldn't go for a quiet walk with him around, or drink wine, or get it on.
"Well, I'm not sure it would be appropriate for Thranduil to be here with us. He is a little too young for this."
"I supposed so. Thranduil, will you be OK if we left you with your nanny?"
"I'l be fin'e! I love Lau'rwin! I want to marry her someday!" Thranduil all but screamed. 'What kind of idiot wants to marry their nanny, Elrond thought. Celebrian patted Thranduil's golden hair,
"Oh, Thranduil, you're so adorable." Elrond was silently fuming now, 'What about me?'
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Celeborn looked through his closet, and found nothing that a younger (male) elf would wear. There was a purple dress, a tiara, and some pantyhose. 'I need some help.'
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