I don't own pok'emon, ebay, Canada, uni students or any homo-phobic kittens. If I did, I wouldn't vote for the sex party!
Okay, well I think this all started when I bought the hat you see, I've been an obsessed fan of Pokémon for ages, sitting on my brothers lap playing gold on his GBA and screaming in his ear I WANT THE CROCODILE ONE! While he patiently made me into the little Australian otaku that I am today. Well since then I I've become more reserved in my obsession, except when it came to the ash Ketchum hat from the original series. I wanted it and I wanted it bad, REAL BAAAD!
I stalked the internet, watching them on online shopping sites, nearly got an restraining order.
I worked my arse off saving up for one for years, why years you ask? Well let's just say I'm not the best saver okay?
Then one day the little package notification came in the mail, it was mine at last so naturally I had a private little scream of excitement in my head.
Not really, I made it very loud outside of my mental space, sorta like this:
F#$K YERH! I GOT IT! ITS MIIIIINE! MY PRECIOUS! AHAHHAHAA TOGETHER YOU AND I WILL… I have no idea what I'll actually do but MWA HA HAA HAAAAAAA! ITS MINE BIACHES!
Mum came home later and took me to the post office to pick it up, when I got home I was trembling with excitement to put it on.
I sat down on the couch and thanked what humble beings that had created e-bay and then placed the hat on my head.
At that exact moment two bored uni students created a worm hole in their drunken stupor, but due to the influence of alcohol they messed up the navigation and the worm hole developed in a completely different place besides from the intended classroom. You guessed it, the wormhole appeared
IN THE YE OLD PET SHOP, SOUTHERN CANADA! Where a small kitten was then transported to a different dimension where potatoes were the higher being, they then saw the cat as God-like and praised it, but when the cat started eating them they weren't so happy but took it as punishment for letting there be same sex marriage between potatoes.
Meanwhile back in fair dinkum Australia, a porygon was watching me through the windows of the cyber-world which was having problems with Ash Ketchum slowly falling victim to puberty, it saw me as a possible replacement so it sucked me into its world, along with my faithful dog Indi, because the great Porygon was having problems with Pikachu not going through puberty.
So thus with the purchase of my hat, two drunken students, a homo-phobic kitten and a Lv 81 Porygon, I found myself, and my dog spiralling into the cyber-world
OH JOY! :D