Chapter One

Powerpuff Demise!

By Toboe Wolf

Mizu Miyamoto

Dedicated to the loving fan of Powerpuffs

Hairy Gregory

Disclaimer:

Toboe: Hello! Personally I have nothing against the fingerless things but after Mizu go a review from… someone –cough- Hairy –cough cough- We had to strike back!

Mizu: DAMN POWERPUFFS DIE!

Toboe: -grabs Mizu's shirt collar as she runs of with the Powerpuff popper- We need that!

Mizu: Mine! Mine! All Mine!

Toboe: -shakes head sadly- An I the only sane one here? Any hoot I don't own most of these characters so don't sue! Or… -looks around suspiciously- I'll send Mizu after you! P.s I'm Kawa and Mizu is… Mizu! So simple…

"I like beating people up!" a short fingerless mutant monster with green eyes and black hair growled.

"I like beating people up too!" squealed Bubbles the blond haired moron, picking her nose.

"And I like beating up people as well!" added Blossom the red hair geek, itching her butt.

"Let's go beat up someone!" they screamed in unison

"Not if I have anything to say about it!" A mysterious voice said. The little freaks turned to see two figures in strange poses. The speaker was a young lady of about 14 with red long hair in a bun with two pretty chopsticks thrust in. A knife was in one hand and a short sword in the other. She was wearing a Chinese fighting kimono with blue spiky armor and a helmet in the shape of a wolf's face on her head with two red wolf ears peaking out. A red wolf's tail twitched in the ominous mist surrounding them.

"DIE YOU DAMNED CARTOON CHARACTERS!" shouted a teenager of fourteen. She had blonde hair came down to the middle of her back. In her right hand she had the sacred katana sword called the Powerpuff Popper (she left the Fukurokujin katana back at her house). In her other hand she had a spiffeh .357 caliber magnum. She was wearing a Matrix-esque trench coat, and she wore sunglasses over her eyes.

"Girls what's going on?" a professor said as he opened the door to the girls' room.

"NO PROFESSER!" The freaks screamed and Bubbles threw herself at her father thing but she wasn't fast enough. In a blink of an eye the wolf girl dropped the knife and ripped her chopsticks out of her hair and threw them at the professor. With an arch of blood the first one struck him in the heart and the other one crashed through his skull.

"NO!" They screamed. Bubbles threw here self on the bloody carcass on the ground with Buttercup cried like a little baby.

"Who are you?" Blossom wailed.

The wolf girl did a back flip and landed on top of the fat little worm. She held the knife up to the powerless girls throat.

"I am Kawa of the burring pelt sent here to kill you and all of your kind!"

The blonde matrix girl walked out of the shadows. She smiled demonically at Bubbles.

"Oh no! There's another one!" squealed Bubbles, as she watched the armed adolescent come closer and closer.

"I am Mizu Miyamoto, one of the Order of the Divine Trinity, one of the thirteen Aiutantes, and the goddess Amaterasu."

Then the blonde fired her magnum gun into Bubble's oversized head. "That's for being lame," she said.

She fired another shot, this time the bullet landed in Bubble's stomach.

"That's for my beloved one," Mizu whispered.

"And this is for the Order of the Divine Trinity!" yelled Mizu cutting off Bubble's head, legs, and arms all in one stroke of her sword. Mizu kicked Bubble's head into the corner. She turned to the wolf girl who as playing with her prey.

"Stop playing with your food Kawa!" she said off handedly and blocked a punck from the distressed Buttercup.

The girl looked at her compain dismay ritten across her face.

"Come on Mizu…"

"Now"

The girl sighed and turned back to the little kindergartner. She smiled demonically her grin widening and fangs showing from under her teeth. Blossom started screaming in panic. The wolf girl's grin grew wider.

"Shut up brat it's not like I'm trying to rape you or anything… I just wantta kill you!"

Kawa's face bulged as her nose grew larded and fur sprouted over her face. He hands gripping the girl burst into long claws which pierced the little girls clothes and down into her arms. Blossom whimpered as the wolf like face lunged at her.

"Ew Kawa…" Mizu gagged as the half wolf happily devoured her prey. The wolf like face grinned at her and liked its bloody muzzle.

"Delicious," she growled and continued to devour her prey.

All of a sudden, Mizu began to laugh diabolically. Then, without warning, wings of white and red ripped out of her back. A halo appeared over her head as her sword and gun merged to form the Lance of Longinus.

"I want my mommy!" squealed Buttercup. Mizu flung the lance at Buttercup, which pinned her to the wall. Then, the lance flew back into Mizu's grasp. This time, she sliced Buttercup into neat little cubes, which she later sold on EBay for five million dollars each, which she spent on stuff, including new weapons, armor and a fancy mancy doggy collar for Kawa. She spent the rest on stuff for herself.

"Kawa, get away from the decapitated freak," Mizu growled at her half-transformed friend who was sniffing Bubble's dismembered bloody carcass.

"But she liked animals. I feel kinda bad….oh well," she growled back, and began to devour the bloody mess. Mizu grabbed the wolf's collar and dragged her out of the room, noticing the booger hanging out of Bubble's lower lip. Kawa grabbed her chopsticks which had running wolves carved into it. She licked them hungrily, her body turning back into a human.

"Mizu I'm still hungry," the wolf girl wined blood smearing her face.

"We'll stop by McDonalds before we go after the others"

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"Ice Cream," Kawa moaned happily as she slurped the McFlurry. Mizu stared at her friend.

"How can you still be hungry? You at Blossom, a hamburger, two large orders of fries, cookies and this is your third shake!" Mizu shook her now empty wallet.

"And now I have no money!"

Kawa peaked at her angry friend through one of her half closed eyes.

"A word of the wise. Never invite a wolf to a meal. We can eat twice our weight in one sitting," she said and closed her eyes again to be lost in the happiness of ice cream.

"Thanks for the tip, nature girl," muttered Mizu, "A little late, you think?"

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"I like pickes" the major stated as he liked a pickle flavored lollipop.

"You and your pickles can go to hell!" shouted Mizu, jumping through his window.

"I like pickles!" said the Mayor. He picked up his telephone and called Ms. Bella.

"Hello Ms. Bella. There's a lady here who wants to shoot my pickles."

Ms. Bella didn't answer, for she was busy with Kawa.

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"Hello Ms. Bella" Kawa said as she walked out of the shadows. She twirled the her knife on her clawed fingers. Ms. Bella ripped off her dress reviling a tight ninja suit.

"For the Mayor!" She screamed as she leapt at Kawa who dogged and ripped open her back with her knife. Ms. Bella screeched and fell to the floor twitching.

Kawa walked over to the woman and lifted her red mane of hair off her face, reveling a pimply mass of ugliness.

"Ew…" Kawa wined, "I was going to eat you but now I lost my appetite." She thrust the knife through her huge nose and barfed all over the ugliness.

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"NO! Not my golden pickle!" the Mayor screamed as Mizu tore his desk, destroying his prized Golden Pickle Trophy. The mayor screamed, and went crazy. Muscles burst out all over his body, his eyes glowing red, and acid foam foamed at his mouth. "DIE YOU PICKLE SLAYER!" he shouted.

Mizu slashed at his stomach, and his intestines and entrails spilled all over the floor. Then, she fired nineteen bullets into his noggin, and put a small bomb next to the Mayor's corpse. His corpse exploded, and his blood and flesh rained all over her.

"Isn't that overkill?" Kawa queried as she crept into the room.

"Not really, I could of nuked this place,' she retorted.

"Anyway, I just barfed all over the place, and now I'm hungry," Kawa said.

"You're paying this time."

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"You wanna kill Mojo?" Mizu interrogated, as Kawa was lost again in the yumminess of ice cream.

"Mizu!" she squeaked, "He's an animal! How could I do that!"

"He's not really an animal," replied Mizu, "And don't you eat other animal's all the time?"

"But that's different!"

"He wears clothes," Mizu pointed out.

"Fine!" Kawa snapped, "I'll kill him! But you better help kill Him!"

"Whatever. After this, let's nuke the whole place."

"After I use a little chibi machine to rescue all the animals"

Mizu stared at Kawa.

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"What are you two doing here, as in my throne room, which is in my tower, which is in my city and my country and my world and my universe?" Mojo questioned, hopping out of his throne.

"We have come to kill you," Kawa replied, "I've come to eat your entrails cause Mizu ran out of money and I CAN'T BUY ANYMORE MCFLURRY'S!"

"Try not to mess up his head. I'm planning on stuffing it and mounting it for my trophy room."

"Or you could sell it on eBay!" remarked Kawa.

"Sure. I don't think it would go good with the décor, it being ugly and such."

Kawa leapt towards the monkey her armor and dress falling of as she transformed into a red wolf. She ripped him into fourth and greedily started to devour his lower half, her white tipped tail waving happily, starting at his neck and working hr way down.

"Eww…don't eat that part," Mizu said, covering her eyes as Kawa got close to his crotch.

"What… you eat octopus balls!"

"There rice spheres with bits of octopus in them! Octopi don't have balls!"

"Fine," Kawa said, and started eating his feet instead.

"Now, let's nuke the place. I'm tired of killing of demented cartoon characters. It's boring!"

"NOOOOO! The little animals!" Kawa screamed, as she and Mizu (who had Kawa's armor) were pulled into a portal and returned to Kawa's house. Three seconds later, Townsville was no more than a heap of radioactive dust.

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Lounging around at Kawa's house, Mizu came up with a brilliant idea.

"Hey Kawa! Let's use your teleporter to go kill the Wiggles!" Mizu suggested. Then the two hooked elbows and strolled through the portal, ready to create more mayhem.

Toboe: Okay… and I kinnda like Bubbles so… sorry PPG fans. Me and Mizu were just… crazy. Okay anyway-

Mizu: DEATH TO THE WIGGLES! Mhahahahahahah!

Toboe: Anyway we might make a sequel… Okay Review please… Come on people I know you love it when I kick butt!