Disclaimer: I love This Show, i don't own NGE or invader zim
More Random Bullshit Fom Almighty Tallest Green
SOMEWHERE, NOT IN A GROCERY STORE THE DAY BEGINS
Noodle Boy: TIMMY'S IN TROUBLE!
Noodle Boy then runs to some random house and starts knocking on the door, geez thats a nice door, i wish i had a door like that
Crusty Woman: dear, there's a spooky noodle thing knocking at the door oog!
Crusty Man: "..." i sorta forgot what he's supposed to say
Noodle Boy: I CAN SMELL YOUR BUTT!
Crusty Man: how can you smell my but while you're outside?
Noodle Boy: FROOT LOOP!
Crusty Woman: NO! NOT THE GARDEN GNOME!
Noodle Boy: you is my elf ho!
Gendo Ikari is laughing his cold-hearted ass off while reading Happy Noodle Boy, he laughs so hard LCL comes out his nose
ATG: Heyy! That's Mine!
Gendo: I see, Fuyutsuki!
Fuyutsuki: yes sir?
Gendo: show her the door
Fuyutsuki reaches to grab ATG's arm...
ATG: I WILL NOT LEAVE WITHOUT A BATTLE!
Gendo gets up
ATG: remember, lasers
Gendo get's hit in the eye with the laser thingy
ATG: hehehe
Gendo: oww
ATG walks toward the sliding door
ATG looks up at door: cool, just like in star tre- ATG get's jammed in the sliding door
Central Dogma
Maya drinks her coffee
Aoba: i'm bored
Makoto: want a comic book?
Maya: no thanks
all of the sudden a blast of fire comes from commander ikari's office followed by a girl and a little green dog
ATG: TO THE VOOT CRUISER!
GIR: I'm gonna sing the doom song now!
GIR: doom, doom, doom doom, doom, doom doom, doomie doom doom etc.
ATG grabs Aoba and jumps on GIR's back
Aoba: HEYY!
ATG: SHUT YOUR NOISE TUBE HUMAN!
Aoba: where are we going
ATG: out
GIR: aww, he seems nice
At the Voot Cruiser
Gendo: Shinji, chase after the girl and the transvestite
Shinji: do i have to? after all i'm just a wimpy little emo boy
Misato: if you pilot i'll take you to my room later and we'll do something we've never done before
Shinji misato is mine!
Misato giggles seductively
GIR: Hi' i'm gir!
Aoba: hi
GIR starts banging his head on the wall and screams
Aoba: is it supposed to be stupid?
ATG: no, it's advaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanced
Aoba: whatever you say
ATG: yesssssss
Eva 01
Shinji chases after the voot cruiser until he catches it
Shinji: umm, i'm sorry it's just-
ATG: SILENCE FOOLISH EARTHBOY!
Kaworu pops up from between shinji's legs with you know what on his mouth
Kaworu: nobody talks to shinji like that!
Kaworu then takes over the voot cruiser using his superhuman powers
ATG turns on the winshield wipers and wipes kaworu off her windshield
Shinji: damn!
In a chicken restaurant
Customer: I want my slaw.
Clerk: You already have your slaw, sir.
Customer: I want my slaw!
Clerk: You already have your slaw, sir.
Customer: I WANT MY SLAW!
Clerk: You already have your slaw, sir.
Back to the story
Shinji: y-you're n-not going to m-mess with me d-damnit!
ATV: HE SAID DAMNIT!
Shinji: i sure did, and i'll do it again if i have to
ATV: GIR! do a scan on the human boy!
GIR: not harmful to our plan
ATV: let us go
GIR: CAN WE STOP AT 7-11?
ATG: yes gir, gorge yourself
Aoba: finally
At the local Tokyo-3 7-11
GIR: ooo! chocolate bubblegum slurpee
ATG: mmm...cherry doom slurpee
Aoba watches in horror as ATG and GIR do stuff
Voot Cruiser
GIR: where to now?
ATG: to our home base gir
Aoba: base?
ATG: yesssss, base
To Be Continued...
A/N: i know i left you hanging there but i'm tired of this, i'm gonna go do stuff.
Extra Haiku Poem
Hi, my name is gir,
i'm gonna sing the doom song
I like to wash clothes