Chaptain Jack Sarrow's Ex-wife

Some time before Jack Sparrow sold his soul, he had a wife. Your thinking "Yeah right!", well first off he didn't have a choice in the matter, second we didn't stay married long.
My name is Hanna Blue Dragon (changed my name after I became a pirate) and I'm going to tell you the story of how I tricked Jack Sparrow into marring me.
Jack was just as much in love with treasure and being captain then as he ever has been. It was in Tortuga that our fates would collide. I was looking for a crew to help me find my mom. I had herd she was living her life as a pirate and I was determind to find her. Since most pirates are rediculously superstitious, i was finding it increasingly difficult to find a crew being the woman that i am. That's when an idea struck; it envolved gitting married.
As I looked around in the bars I found in town for someone to start my plan I happened to spy Sparrow flerting with some women. When I asked about him I found out that he had dated lots of women. It was perfect for my plan.
The next day I came up to him and said "There you are hunny, I've been looking all over for you.
Jack look up at me "Do, I know you love?"
"I sure hope so love, because you said you were going to marry me!" I yelled out.
The girl sitting on his lap slaps him "WAIT!" he exclamed as the girl walked away not even looking back. He then growls at me, "Well, I hope you're happy, now mind telling me what in blazes your talking about?"
"Exactly like I said you,"points at him "promised to marry me," points at meself.
"WHAT? I did no such thing," he conters.
Whispers in his ear, "Either you marrie me in a week or i know this great little mystic that can make the rum and women have no effect on you!"
Not having anything to say to me I smile and find a way to drag him out of the pub we were at.
In a church somewere.
"Let me go Love, it's not lady like to kidnap,"says Jack still trying to get out of my gip.
"Not worried about ethics right now," I had taken us to a chuch were you didn't have to say your vows to get marred... lets just say Jack wasn't happy to be married.
"Look the only way your getting out of ths is if you help me," I told him "And what will that be, my love."
"I need away to get a crew and your going to help me!" So Jack was forced to get me a crew, since I alrready had a ship.
Once I got the crew I forced Jack to come with me until I got a hold on things. Two years passed and I still had Jack Sparrow as my prisoner. I had just started getting the hang of being a captain and Sparrow was trying to take control;it wasn't until I meet up with my sister Hook Calico Kid (or Hook CK for short) that I gave Jack Sparrow the devorce papers all signed exect for his own. As soon as we hit the next port he was gone. Last I herd he sold his soul to Davy Jonh's I wonder how thats going to play out for him. "Hehe, I bet he doesn't even remember me..."