Hey I love glee and thought of this idea and would like to see what people think. My first chapter of a new fanfic. Really want some feedback to see what you guys think.
* Set me free, why don't you, babe? *
* You just keep me hanging on *
* Right about now, it's about that time! *
* Come on! * *
As the music played I went through the motions. Most of the other cheerleaders were struggling but this was simple. Launching Quinn Fabray into the air while Santana did a flip in front of me.
Oh, girl, you can do it *
* Just put your back into it *
* Go, go, go * Go!*
We finished with some girl falling over, Coach Sue looked furious, "You think this is hard? Try being water boarded. That's hard!" Yep she'll be off the team by the time we hit the showers.
My name is Nathan Baxter and I'm a boss ass bitch. Sorry if that kind of language upsets you but I really could care less about the opinions of my inferiors. My first word was better and that's what I am. I strive for success in a town filled with losers. Now you may be wondering why such an amazing person as me is living in the disgusting Lima Ohio. Mostly because my families main wealth is Columbus. We own all 16 McDonalds there. My aunt refuses to live anywhere near a big city so that is why we live in this dump. I live with my aunt and younger sister. I go to a high school that's named after a failed president who nobody cares about. It's quite the fitting name for a place like that. My one passion in life had been my commitment to the local cheerleading team. When I was in eighth grade the coach of the high school team asked me to join. That was last year and we won the national championship. The school itself is filled with so many losers, the few that are ok are my frenemies, Quinn, Santana and Britt. Other than that small group its hell. Each one more gross and sweaty than the last.
Now in high school social order is very important. If you're not careful you'll end up at the bottom of the heap. As I walk down the hallway Quinn falls into step with me.
"Did you hear about that creep who got fired for feeling a kid up in glee club? Honestly those losers probably just lost their one chance of getting laid." She laughs. That gross Ryerson was my music teacher last semester. He grabbed my ass and I told him if he didn't give me a 99% in that course I would end his teaching career and have him in prison in a week.
I causally pushed some girl in a wheel chair across the hall, "Poor freaks, nobody will want to take over that homo explosion."
She frowned at me, "Wait isn't that offensive to you?" I shrugged and we kept walking. We both of course were wearing our cheerios uniforms. Quinn and I were besties out of convenience we both were cool and both were bitches. Most losers have to have some kind of commitment to their friends but we knew were we stood with each other. She broke off to kiss her gigantor boyfriend Finn Hudson. It was the match made in heaven, Captain of the cheerios and the quarterback of the football team. Never mind the fact that he was a dunce and she was known for her cyber bullying. Nobody cares about the little things like that. Finn smiles at me and starts talking about some stupid party and I nod and agree to it all. Most days in school I try to navigate through without caring. I hug Quinn and wave to Finn.
After I head to Coach Sylvester's office. Coach is a legend and a personal hero. She's the reason that I'm a freshmen but also assistant captain of the cheerios. I walk in to see her in her usual track suit. She looks up from her journal looking disgusted.
"Baxter get your gay ass in here! We have situation developing. It seems as if Will Shuester is going to try and revive the glee club and recruit popular kids." I sit down in the chair in front of her. To be honest I am quite shocked that she thinks that it's a situation. If anyone I knew joined they'd have to be mentally impaired.
Sue looked impatient, "If anyone gives that permed man and his side show freaks any leeway the arts will become the main focus and people will want 'feelings' to be considered! Kids don't have feelings!"
I nodded, " Your right coach I haven't felt anything in years, well other than mild disgust when looking at the liberal media and when I listen to Josh Groban music."
Sue slammed her fist down and yelled, "I will not let my budget be cut by this rag tag group of weirdly shaped singing lunatics!" She looked at me dead in the yes, "I need you to find out how to shut these kids down. Stop anyone who tries to sign up for the club. Dismissed!"
I get up quickly and leave. While sitting in first period I trying to think of ways to dismantle the glee club. At the same time I spit at the back of some chubby black girl. She turned around and said something about me being rude.
"Honey, I was just checking to see if you could still physically still turn your head." She turned around with tears in her eyes. The guy sitting next to me chuckled. Rick was on the hockey team and loved to make fun of losers. My teacher hadn't noticed any of it. I turned to Rick and whispered, "Hey Rick how's the stick?"
He turned bright red and tried to turn away mumbling that he was fine. Rick had been drunk last week and called me, I'd immediately came over to his house and we'd had an adult sleepover. He wasn't gay but he was very into some weird stuff. It freaked me out a bit but now I had great blackmail material. The bell rang and Rick jumped up and ran out of the of the class room. My next period was gym which meant that the fat gym coach would make the regular people play dodgeball and I'd sit up in the bleachers and bully people through the internet. I quickly grabbed my laptop from my locker and headed to the gym. Quinn and Santana were already there.
"look at Rue Paul's myspace page, she posted another one of her singing video's. This one is the best one yet." She said, Santana then burst out laughing. I opened my laptop and turned on the internet. Searching up her page I clicked on the latest video. Honestly she wasn't a bad singer she just looked like troll. I saw that Santana and Quinn had already commented so I added;
Ewww, A gross constipated jew-troll! Take a dump b4 you sing next time!
The girls and I laughed. This girl was asking to be made fun of by making these video's. We spent most of the period looking at her myspace profile. As usual I went into autodrive throughout the rest of the day until cheerios practice. But even there I didn't work that hard. Walking into the boys change room I was alone. All the other male cheerios had rushed away from practice because Sue was in a bad mood. I even saw Lance crying, but Lance always cried so I didn't care. I looked into the mirror and saw a short guy. I was maybe 5'3 ft. I had blue eyes and dark brown hair. I was hot to be honest. I really liked that I was on top. And as usual I selected a shower song to sing. I stripped and turned on the water to its hottest. After that I began to sing.
Miley Cyrus - Party In The USA preformed by Nathan Baxter
Nathan: I hopped off the plane at L.A.X. with a dream and my cardigan
Welcome to the land of fame, excess, whoa! am I gonna fit in?
Jumped in the cab, here I am for the first time
Look to my right, and I see the Hollywood sign
This is all so crazy, everybody seems so famous
My tummy's turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda homesick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous
That's when the taxi man turned on the radio
And the Jay-Z song was o-
"Oh my god you were so good Nathan!" I let out a shriek and turned to see Brittany also nude smiling at me.
"BRITT YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME!" She looked bashful, "Nathan can we sing together, but we can't sing Hannah Montana only Miley." I laughed, only Brittany could do that. I nodded and started to song again.
Nathan: So I put my hands up, they're playin' my song
The butterflies fly away
I'm noddin' my head like Yeah!
Movin' my hips like Yeah!
Brittany: Got my hands up, they're playin' my song
And now I'm gonna be okay
Yeah! It's a party in the USA!
Together: YEAHHHH IT'S A PARTY IN THE USA!
After hearing that the Spanish teacher in charge of glee was having a baby I knew that Glee club was doomed. Now all I had to do was bully the other students into quitting. On Monday afternoon I walked over to my locker which was four places away from Finn's. I looked over to see Finn talking to man hands.
"Didn't see you at Glee Club today." Rachel said. Finn looked confused, "Is that still happening?"
"I've taken over. I'm interim director, but I expect the position will become permanent." Rachel then cowered away as Quinn walked up. Quinn chewed her out. As soon as Quinn began to walk away I speed up and linked arms with her.
" At least now that transvestite berry has nothing at this school." I said the Quinn looked at me and smiled.
"Exactly."
I was basically sleeping in my math class when Coach Sue, Santana and Quinn burst in. My teacher look shocked.
"I need Nathan for a covert cheerios mission. I don't care about this class and I don't care about you simpleton. Shorty let's go." And with that we all walked out leaving a very confused 9th grade math teacher.
"This is a catastrophic loss, it seems that the glee club has united back even after that permed Spanish teacher decided to become an accountant. Now that frankenteen Finn Hudson has joined as well." Sue Explained. Quinn gasped at the mention of her boyfriend. I felt for her. Her popularity would start to decrease and soon she might lose her place at the top. We entered the auditorium balcony and saw that the glee club signing don't stop believing. It seemed Mr. Shuester was back with the group as well.
Sue turned to me and said, "This will not stand!"
She was right, watch out glee club I won't rest till these losers went down.
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