Here's the remake of Christmas Chaos! Believe me, you wouldn't want to read
the original crap I had. So enjoy the new crap!
Disclaimer: I don't own Square or anything I'm using. If I did, I would have a lot of money and I could buy a PS2. But since I don't own Square, I don't have a PS2 or FFX... Or anything else, for that matter... *gets dragged away* Heh heh. Let this disclaimer apply.
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PROLOGUE--I know it doesn't rhyme.
On the night before Christmas
All through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Except Red XIII, who was drunk.
Far away, in SeeD Garden
Rinoa got a call
A party was soon planned with the words
"Bring anyone at all!"
Little did the speaker know
That her words were insane
Everyone would come to the party...
Unfortunately, even Zidane!!
~*~
It was the night before Christmas in Tifa's Seventh Heaven. The FFVII crew was having a lot of fun preparing for the festivities... Well, sorta.
Tifa: *very drunk* So Aeris was *hic* impaled by a giant *hic* pointy thing, *hic* drowned in the Lifestream, *hic* and killed three more times *hic* all in the same day. *hic* And that's why Cloud is on drugs... *hic*
Marlene: Yay! Tell me more Christmas stories, Tifa!
Red XIII was currently drugged and knocked out in the corner, and Cloud was passing out alcohol. Barret, Vincent, and Cid--all three drunk--were playing the Whose Line is it, Anyway? 'Song to an Audience Member' game and singing strange songs to random people. Cait Sith, meanwhile, was decorating the whole bar, and Yuffie was nowhere to be seen. And Aeris, of course, was having the best night-before-Christmas of all. She was lying in the Lifestream, dead!!
Cloud: *walks up to Marlene* Hey, Marlene, would you like some real AVALANCHE alcohol? *grins drunkedly*
Marlene: ... *backs away slowly*
Barret, Vincent, and Cid: *slurred, drunk voices* Yuffie... *hic* She likesh to shteal shtuff... *hic* And no one knowsh that she'sh *hic* shecretly having an affair... *hic* With Reno...
Cloud: New customers!!! Wait, I've already been here. *moves on*
Cait Sith: *sigh* Why am I the only one doing the work here?! You people are supposed to get drunk on Christmas!! Right now, you should be decorating!! Tifa, don't freak the child out. Cloud, gimme one of those. Barret, Vincent, Cid, please don't sing about Yuffie's secret affairs...
Barret: Alrighty!! *hic* Let'sh shing shomething elshe!!!
Barret, Vincent, and Cid: Oopsh I *hic* did it again... *all fall over*
Cait Sith: O.o Anyway... Yuffie? Where are you??
Suddenly Cait Sith's Mog's back unzips and Yuffie falls out. Materia falls out behind her and scatters through the room.
Cait Sith: O_o Ahem. Red, you may continue to do that.
Red XIII: *somehow gives Cait Sith a thumbs up* Thanksh Cat Shit!!!
Cait Sith: o_O;; Now, Aeris, roll over. The water is making your dress fly up.
Somewhere in the Lifestream, Aeris rolls over.
Cait Sith: Alright, everyone, now that we're all calm... Sorta... Let's do some breathing excersizes.
Cait Sith starts doing breathing excersizes--the kind for pregnant women. O.o
Yuffie: ... *slowly moves away from Cait Sith* Hey everyone, let's party!!!!
Everyone except Cait Sith: YEAAAHHH!!!
While everyone goes crazy, Yuffie runs through the room, searching for her scattered Materia. She suddenly finds a piece of paper.
Yuffie: Hmm... *reading it* 'To Squall'. Someone must have dropped it from the last party we had... The one that wasn't made into a fanfic... We just HAD to have Tifa's birthday at the new strip section at the Gold Saucer... We all got sued for doing some strange things... O.o
Author: *appears out of nowhere* Read the damn paper. *dissapears*
Yuffie: It has a phone number on it... Heh heh.
Yuffie runs to the phone and dials the number. Rinoa picks it up.
Rinoa: Hello?
Yuffie: Hi!!
Rinoa: Yuffie? I gave you my phone number??
Yuffie: Er... Squall did.
Rinoa: That bastard...
Yuffie: What??
Rinoa: Nothing. What do you want?
Yuffie: Wanna come to a Christmas party at Tifa's tomorrow night? Bring everyone you know!!
Rinoa: Everyone I know?? MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Yuffie: O_o
Rinoa: ...Sorry.
The author appears.
Author: So Yuffie cursed everyone with those words... And now the party will get screwed up and stuff!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Everyone: o_O
Author: Er... *dissapears*
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Please review!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Square or anything I'm using. If I did, I would have a lot of money and I could buy a PS2. But since I don't own Square, I don't have a PS2 or FFX... Or anything else, for that matter... *gets dragged away* Heh heh. Let this disclaimer apply.
~*~
PROLOGUE--I know it doesn't rhyme.
On the night before Christmas
All through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Except Red XIII, who was drunk.
Far away, in SeeD Garden
Rinoa got a call
A party was soon planned with the words
"Bring anyone at all!"
Little did the speaker know
That her words were insane
Everyone would come to the party...
Unfortunately, even Zidane!!
~*~
It was the night before Christmas in Tifa's Seventh Heaven. The FFVII crew was having a lot of fun preparing for the festivities... Well, sorta.
Tifa: *very drunk* So Aeris was *hic* impaled by a giant *hic* pointy thing, *hic* drowned in the Lifestream, *hic* and killed three more times *hic* all in the same day. *hic* And that's why Cloud is on drugs... *hic*
Marlene: Yay! Tell me more Christmas stories, Tifa!
Red XIII was currently drugged and knocked out in the corner, and Cloud was passing out alcohol. Barret, Vincent, and Cid--all three drunk--were playing the Whose Line is it, Anyway? 'Song to an Audience Member' game and singing strange songs to random people. Cait Sith, meanwhile, was decorating the whole bar, and Yuffie was nowhere to be seen. And Aeris, of course, was having the best night-before-Christmas of all. She was lying in the Lifestream, dead!!
Cloud: *walks up to Marlene* Hey, Marlene, would you like some real AVALANCHE alcohol? *grins drunkedly*
Marlene: ... *backs away slowly*
Barret, Vincent, and Cid: *slurred, drunk voices* Yuffie... *hic* She likesh to shteal shtuff... *hic* And no one knowsh that she'sh *hic* shecretly having an affair... *hic* With Reno...
Cloud: New customers!!! Wait, I've already been here. *moves on*
Cait Sith: *sigh* Why am I the only one doing the work here?! You people are supposed to get drunk on Christmas!! Right now, you should be decorating!! Tifa, don't freak the child out. Cloud, gimme one of those. Barret, Vincent, Cid, please don't sing about Yuffie's secret affairs...
Barret: Alrighty!! *hic* Let'sh shing shomething elshe!!!
Barret, Vincent, and Cid: Oopsh I *hic* did it again... *all fall over*
Cait Sith: O.o Anyway... Yuffie? Where are you??
Suddenly Cait Sith's Mog's back unzips and Yuffie falls out. Materia falls out behind her and scatters through the room.
Cait Sith: O_o Ahem. Red, you may continue to do that.
Red XIII: *somehow gives Cait Sith a thumbs up* Thanksh Cat Shit!!!
Cait Sith: o_O;; Now, Aeris, roll over. The water is making your dress fly up.
Somewhere in the Lifestream, Aeris rolls over.
Cait Sith: Alright, everyone, now that we're all calm... Sorta... Let's do some breathing excersizes.
Cait Sith starts doing breathing excersizes--the kind for pregnant women. O.o
Yuffie: ... *slowly moves away from Cait Sith* Hey everyone, let's party!!!!
Everyone except Cait Sith: YEAAAHHH!!!
While everyone goes crazy, Yuffie runs through the room, searching for her scattered Materia. She suddenly finds a piece of paper.
Yuffie: Hmm... *reading it* 'To Squall'. Someone must have dropped it from the last party we had... The one that wasn't made into a fanfic... We just HAD to have Tifa's birthday at the new strip section at the Gold Saucer... We all got sued for doing some strange things... O.o
Author: *appears out of nowhere* Read the damn paper. *dissapears*
Yuffie: It has a phone number on it... Heh heh.
Yuffie runs to the phone and dials the number. Rinoa picks it up.
Rinoa: Hello?
Yuffie: Hi!!
Rinoa: Yuffie? I gave you my phone number??
Yuffie: Er... Squall did.
Rinoa: That bastard...
Yuffie: What??
Rinoa: Nothing. What do you want?
Yuffie: Wanna come to a Christmas party at Tifa's tomorrow night? Bring everyone you know!!
Rinoa: Everyone I know?? MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Yuffie: O_o
Rinoa: ...Sorry.
The author appears.
Author: So Yuffie cursed everyone with those words... And now the party will get screwed up and stuff!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Everyone: o_O
Author: Er... *dissapears*
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Please review!!