Chapter 1: Introductions and A Bunch of Singing

Dragon was your typical thirteen year old hottie, his blonde messy hair, and amazing silver gray eyes with emerald specks made him stand out above other students at his school. Well, Dragon was typical in the sense that he was in his second year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and that his parents were the wizarding worlds only two saviors, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy. At the moment Dragon was lying in bed thinking about the very twisted school year he had just finished. First he was lied to by his dad Harry, whom had said he had nothing to do with the war against Voldemort. Then he was seduced by Kelly Fare, whom had actually been Kelly Riddle, the daughter of Lord Voldemort. When Dragon's girlfriend Melissa found out, she left him depressed and broken hearted. They had finally gotten back together when Peter Pettigrew, the murderer of his grandparents, and Kelly had plotted to take his heart. This plan didn't work out resulting in his twin brother and sister being kidnapped, they had eventually died of heart complications. His dad had eventually ended up being pregnant with his sister Alyssa, but the worst part of his first year at Hogwarts was that Melissa was killed by his grandfather Lucius Malfoy, and that he ended up using the killing curse against Kelly. Though his parents had the charges against him dropped. At the end of the year his father had taken pity on his grandfather James Potter, and brought back Lily Potter, whom in return brought back Melissa Black, Sirius' daughter.

"Dra! Dra!" Alyssa called from her cradle. She was currently six months old, and though she couldn't say actual words, she was already learning to distinguish between the three guys in the house.

"Hey lissa, are you up already?" Dragon asked, walking over to the crib. He had agreed to watch over his baby sister. He had lost two siblings, which he still felt was his fault, and he was not going to lose another. Alyssa looked up at Dragon and smiled at him. He use to hate the twins for taking the attention away from him, but he had learned later on that eventually babies become old news, and everyone went right back into the swing of things.

"thrrrrrrrump." Alyssa stuck her tongue out and started to make noises, which they learned very quickly meant that she was about to throw a tantrum if she wasn't able to do something different.

"Fine, fine we can go and watch Smile Time, how's that huh?" Dragon asked, picking his sister up and walking towards the sitting room. 'If the Daily Prophet could only see "rebellious" Dragon Malfoy now.' Dragon thought quietly walking down the hall. Dragon had had many run ins with The Daily Prophet and one Rita Skeeter in the last year, from almost attempting suicide, to having sex in the middle of Hogsmeade. Not that he had any choice on having sex in the middle of a Hogsmeade street, Kelly was on top of him, and he was only trying to save his siblings. Dragon set Alyssa down on her play with me blanket, and turned the wizarding wireless television network to a childrens show called Smile Time, it was a cute children show but it was oddly entertaining for the adults.

"She thrrrrrrrrrrrumped didn't she?" Harry asked, walking into the sitting room. "I love this song! There's a little bit of math in everything, from the sun in the sky to the arch of a swing, and even in the length of a yo-yo string there's a little bit of math in everything. One plus one is two, two plus two is four, and three plus three is six, and four plus four is eight, and five plus five is ten, and then we start all over again!"

"Dad, I'm sorry to say but you're pathetic. No, really you are." Dragon said when Harry finished singing.

"Oh, and like I have never heard you sing the Self-Esteem song! It's contagious, and it helps her learn math. Sometimes I think Draco should have made you watch this show, maybe you'd be able to understand what an analogy is, and I also like it because it's edutainment." Harry tried to sound less pathetic, but over all he knew his son was right, he was pathetic.

"Yeah huh, but yes, she thrrrrumped and she threw her damned rattle at my head. I swear she's out to kill me, or at least give me a concussion." Dragon said, trying very hard to glare evilly at the smiling angelic face in front of him.

"You think everyone's trying to kill you. Really, I think you might be paranoid." Harry joked, handing his son a bowl of cereal and a spoon.

"I am NOT paranoid, you-you idiot!" Dragon took his bowl of cereal and started eating.

"Oh, I'm so scared now that I'm an idiot. I thought at least being part Malfoy you could come up with a better remark then that." Harry said laughing and started to make up a bottle for Alyssa.

"Where's father?" Dragon asked looking at the clock on top of the T.V. it currently read 10:30. "He's usually up by now."

"He was working late last night. Let him sleep, he deserves it. Self-esteem is for everybody, self-esteem is for everyone. You can dream and be any body, but self-esteem is how you get it done." Harry started singing again, picking up Alyssa and feeding her her bottle.

"PATHETIC!" Dragon yelled in a singsong voice.

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Harry: I have finally gotten control of the wrecked computer! Mwahahahah! She thought those handcuffs and duck-tape wouldn't come in handy. Well I'll be taking over the reviewing and such from here, or at least Draco, Dragon, or I will. So, though Kime cried her eyes out over killing the twins, and Lucius (she secretly has a soft spot for him), she has pushed through and started my son's second year. I am sorry to all of you that had to listen to me sing, I know I know I suck, but hey I thought I'd entertain the little one. Oh and for those Angel fans out there yes, she stole the song from Joss Whedon! Evil bitch! I am also sorry that you had to see and listen to Draco and I shagging in the first story, but I can't stop what the author writes, so please please don't kill Draco or I we're just two people in love.

Dragon: Goes back and finally reads the first story MY EYES! MY EYES! Damn, look at Kelly and I go! gets hit in head by Melissa. Sorry babe, I promise I won't ever say that again, out loud at least but remember I can't see I've been blinded by my parents.

Harry: Yeah, like I liked seeing you and Kelly shagging on the FRONT PAGE OF THE DAILY PROPHET! Of which so are still to be punished. You better hope Minerva doesn't expel you!

Dragon: I can't hear you what? Huh? Sorry reviewers but I have temporarily gone deaf and blind.

Harry: Fine, fine but you won't be laughing when your father and Minerva get through with you. You all are my witnesses.

Dragon: To quote you, to um, whatever you just said, Oh, I'm so scared! See you all in the next chapter.