(Author's Note)

Fencer will come out later next week. It's just taking me a bit.

Also welcome to the okame chapters!

Basically every chapter I do an omake on, the side series of this will continue.

Basically, omake 1 = chapter 1

So enjoy the chapter that makes this story rated m!

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Location Updated: Planeptune Basilicom.

It has been a few weeks since the 'incident' as we called it. Everything had gone back to normal. So every Friday, Me and the rest of the CPU's (Plutia, Neptune, Noire, Blanc and Vert would hang out for the day.

This week it was my turn to choose the game. and the game I chose was….

"What the hell is Cards Against Humanity™?" asked Blanc looking at the Black box.

"it's a card game from Earth." Said Plutia, as she was explaining Noire was helping me set up.

"So Bryce knows this game?' Asks Vert.

"The best card game I have EVER played." I said finally finishing getting the cards into their piles.

"So we ready yet?" Asked Neptune.

"Yes. Now before we begin, Who took a sh*t last?" I asked reading the instructions.

"What!?" Yells Blanc and Noire in anger.

"Just answer the question." I said Deadpaning.

"I went before coming here." Said Neptune. "So what happens now?"

"Everyone draws 7 white cards, than the Card Czar, or Neptune in this case, draws 1 Black card. The Card Czar must then read it out loud while we find the whire card we think fits most with the black card. We face the card down to Neptune and she Shuffles them, then reads the black card and then the white card where applicable. She chooses who she thinks has the best combo, and that person gets an awesome point." I said informing everyone, Including the readers. "That was a lot of exposition."

Everyone Drew 7 White Cards. The Faces of each CPU varied.

Noire was blushing, Blanc looked a little Peeved, Vert was giving me a look, Neptune was Grinning, and Plutia was none the wiser.

"Neptune draw a black card." I told her.

She complies and reads the card.

"Coming to Broadway this season, _: The Musical." she said as she waited for our cards.

As we piled our cards in front of her, she shuffled the pile and reads the cards.

"Coming to Broadway this season, Science:The Musical." Said Neptune. A few chuckles here and there.

"Coming to Broadway this season, Autocannibalism: The Musical." Said Neptune as my face turned a small shade of green.

"That's just… ugh." I said as Plutia pats my back.

"Coming to Broadway this season, Prancing: The Musical." said Nepune " Prancing? Really?" She deadpanned.

"Just continue." Interrupted Noire.

"Coming To Broadway this season, Wet Dreams the musical." said Neptune.

I broke down laughing followed by Neptune and Vert.

"Next card Please." Said Blanc.

"Coming to Broadway this season, Kanye West: The Musical." she said.

"You know I could see that being a thing." I said aloud. The others Nodded their heads as well.

"So who won?" Asked Plutia.

"Wet dreams did." Answered Neptune.

"One down, 9 to go." I said. " Everyone else excluding Neptune draw a white card."

"Why not me?" asked Neptune.

"You were the card czar this round. You draw a card if you weren't the Czar." I said. The rest of us drew a card and the Turn was passed to me.

"In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about _."

It took a bit longer than before but soon I had a pile of cards in front of me.

"In Michael Jackson's final moment, he thought about Grave robbing." I said "That actually makes a lot of sense."

I grabbed another card. "In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about My Humps." I said. The girls started giggling. "Hah hah." I deadpanned.

"In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about Advice from a wise old black man." I said.

"People die when they're killed!" said Neptune suddenly. Me, Plutia and Vert and surprisingly Noire laughed at that.

"In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99." I said. There was a few giggles.

"And lastly. In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about W-white P-privilege." I said through shaky breath as I let out my laughter.

The others soon join me. Noire said through her laughing fit, "That's so bad."

"White Privilege wins." I said as Neptune grabs the Black Card.

This game I Believe is going to be the death of us.

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And that's omake #1

And I do have a copy of Cards against Humanity in my possession so I am using that.

So until next time.

DFTBA