Dean was situated in the motel kitchen, eating bananas. He had to be careful though, too many could lead to homosexuality and potassium poisoning. Sam was sat outside, pooping and singing his moosey-mating song (Which is Baby by Justin Bieber, of course.)
it was a normal day, the two had finished hunting down some gay man-witches who claimed to be 'Jedward', or something like that.
Castiel then appeared in the kitchen, on the opposite side to dean. the VERY NOT-GAY angel had a sombrero on and a makeshift-wormstache
"dean I found god" he whispered huskily.
"good for you cass. but i'm eating and your gaying the place up" he said with a mouthful of banana.
"but dean, that's why i came. to make passionate gay love to you." he stated.
"no." dean said.
this was dean winchester. not .
this is dean.
the same dean who fapped in the impala when he thought his brother was asleep in the passenger seat.
the same dean who watches boku no pico
the same dean who broke into a house to try on woman clothes.
the same dean who was going to as not gay as possible. and will continue to eat his beautiful bananas, sam soon appeared again, his moose-ey-ness kicking in. the large moose trotted over to Castiel and started to chew his hair like a demented moose-man-thing.
After batting the moose away, castiel flipped the table which seperated him and dean, bananas flying across the room. one even bouncing off a wall and hitting sam in the face, which knocks him out.
"dean, you do everything i say. i raised yo from perdition."
"ok cass, i love you."
they then made passionate-banana-man-angel-buttsecks on top of Sam's passed out body and then all their homosexuality poured onto sam who then turned into a gay-moose-man and flew off to find lucifer and gabriel to have a threesome.
dean and castiel, plus john winchester, then joined in and soon it became a larger orgy. balthazar wasn't allowed in though, because he smelt like fish and chips. and vinegar.
the end.