Author's note:
Hola Hetalians! Welcome to the first ever five minute fanfic! The picture used for the cover of the fanfic was the one that inspired it. Questions, comments, concerns? Feel free to review, PM or both! You drew the picture? Feel free to request and receive credit! Requests are accepted~
Gilbert woke up as soon as the sun rose just to watch his love sleep. She looked so peaceful laying there with her eyes closed. A few hours later, Gilbert got the courage to wake her up.
"Liebe! Zhe awesome me zhinks you should get up!"
Gilbird tweeted in response and rolled over. Suddenly, Gilbert noticed the presence of an egg on the bed between them.
"Gilbird!"
Surprised by the use of her name, she shot up out of sleep.
"Did you lay zhis egg after our…activities…last night?"
Gilbird blushed and nodded.
"Vunderbar! Zhe awesome me is going to be a papa!"
A few weeks later, Gilbert was in the kitchen with his love watching the egg hatch. It had Gilbert's face and hair, but Gilbird's body and species.
"He isht beautiful." Gilbert said kissing Gilbird.
One day England was practicing magic in the forest as usual. "-DUMBLEDORA THE EXPLORER!" England yelled throwing his hand forward and creating a purple fire. Out of completely nowhere, Prussia walked by with Gilbird on his shoulder. As a result of being too awesome to notice strangely colored fires, he walked strait through it. England facepalmed. "OH SHIET." A cloud of smoke surrounded Gil and Gilbird. When the smoke cleared, there stood a Gilbird with the face of Gilbert. England was laughing so hard that he wet his pants and had to conjure some jeans. Suddenly, Germany. "NEIN. MEIN BRUDERRRR." Germany yelled falling to the ground while Austria played sad violin music in the background. Then Hungary was there because in this story she can teleport. She then hit everyone on the head with a frying pan because she could. Even Beilschmidtbird because she had a magical grudge against him for 283653 years. When the all came to, they were in Jesus's living room.