Diablo was dead again and now Joe Barbarian was bored because he couldent kill anything anymore. Then one day Joe Barbarian's knew wiyfe walked up to him and said"Joe Barbarian what is wrong" and then Joe Barbarian looked up and said"I has been so bored ever since the great demon Diablo was dead." Then his knew wiyfe said"But" and then Joe Barbarian said"I know but life goes on!" throwing a pebble into the lake because he was angry.
"Why you are so angry all of a sudden" said his knew wiyfe and then Joe Barbarian looked at the forest and there were bunnies and also squirrels running around to. Joe Barbarian ran into woods and chased them and then he was happy again.
Then all of a sudden there was this protal and then Joe Barbarian walked into protal and was in a place that was old. Joe Barbarian walked a round for few minutse and then Joe Barbarian was say"What is this placce" and then a demon came out of the nowhere. The demon was beastly and angry, he had a gun he was cerrying a wip. He was all chained up and bloody, no body else was around. The demon had lot of hair he was wereing teered up cloths that was ugly. The demon said"None Wish You Here Fewlish Barbarian" and then Joe Barbarian killd him and move on.
Joe Barnarian walked up to a cliff and said"What is goeing on" and then saw he was in the past because the protal took him there. Joe Barbarian said"How did the protal get here and also why did it take me to the past too and then a whole bunch of demons came out of the nowhere there was to many of them they had chains and wips also they was going to kill him soonly. Then a sword came out of the nowhere and choped off all teir heads Joe Barbarian looked up and said"Who are you" and then the guy he was looking at was bald he said"I Has No Time To Explain We Must Leaving" and then bald guy and Joe Barbarian got on a spaceship and flied.
While they was flieing Joe Barbarian said"Why is you take me from bad guys also whta is going on" and then bald guy said"This is the past you are at I was send on a mission to distory demon base before they taked over" and then Joe Barbarian said"Then why did I go to past" and then bald guy said"That protal you was in it happend because when you was in Heck it created a knew protal that was like the one from here and it got sent back so that when I was on a mission to distory evil demon base it came and you was in it" and then Joe Barbarian understanded and went to bed.
Bald guy made food the next morning it was beans and cheese Joe Barbarian liked eating it. Then Bald Guy said"I was just kidding about erlier I am really here to kill you" and then Joe Barbarian said"I knew you was a trap all along" and then Blad Guy said"Hahahah" and blowed a whistle and place exploded.
To Continued.