Four Lovely Dark Angels

Today sucks, with my parent's plan to send me to boarding school. Guess admittedly I brought this upon myself, so I should stop whining. After all, no one likes a whiner. Instead, I shall go forward, and get used to this place, hopefully. Yeah, that guy with red glowing eyes on the bus isn't exactly helping things, and the red water isn't helping either. But then, I guess where I've been should've prepared for this. Where that is a question I can't answer.

Eventually, we arrive at this place called Youkai High. Yeah, apparently it's the only school that will take me with my extremely low grades and my lack of any extra curricular activities. I walk off the bus, with the driver saying behind me, "Be careful, this can be a very scary place."

Yeah, that really isn't helping things either. But then, considering where I've been, this should be nothing. Oh wait, there I go again. Mentioning places I can't talk about. Well, okay, I can say this. The place taught me to not trust people, ever. That's it though. Now, I walk in a place with dead trees and skulls. The latter rest on gravestones. The gravestones dot the place in the dozens. Okay, what kind of place puts gravestones outside the school like decorations? Is that really the message you want to send?

Anyway, I'm just walking along this walkway, when I hear the sound of a bicycle. This makes me confused until I suddenly get rammed from behind by the bicycle. I get up after a little bit and grab my backpack. Then, I see the person who rammed me from behind. I see the rosary. Immediately, I run. I sprint in the direction of the school, and then stop after a few minutes.

I need to calm down. I tell myself this. I tell myself that she could just be a religious girl perhaps. I mean they are not the only ones that wear rosaries. Those people aren't that common. I just need to get into the school and forget about that whole incident. But then, I hear flapping behind me, which is too loud to be from a bird. I turn around to see a chick I've been trying to run from for seven years.

She has black wings and black hair on whitish skin covered with scars. Her clothes are stained with blood and riddled with holes from weapons of various sorts. She smells like blood to such an intensity it makes me almost puke right there. Her name is Rebecca and she is the dark angel of war. She and her sword called Vengeance have killed millions just to sate her hunger. Her war never ends, because she lives off violence. Death is not necessary, torture works just as well. She loves war the most, gluttonizing on the violence it produces. She feasted during the Crusades, pigged out on World War 1, and gluttonized World War 2. She snacked during the Vietnam War and Korean War, while both Iraq wars were just morsels.

This dark angel of violence wants me for her own. I don't know why, but she wants my love. This dark angel, who moans when she gets stabbed or shot. This dark angel who orgasms when hit by tank shells and missiles. This dark angel, who screams in ecstasy when hit by artillery. This dark angel wants me for her own.

"Why do you run from me boy? I was being very fair on the terms of our contract. I did enjoy busting you out of that place and slaughtering them, but a girl has needs. My body and mind want you, why do you resist? Most males would never resist a girl, why do you resist me?" She asked.

"You're a dark angel. You bath in the blood of the killed when you go home, and you gluttonize war like an obese American gluttonizes beef and chocolate. When women and children are slaughtered like cattle, you're there. When populations of cities are bombed out like a pig is gutted, you're there. When men are taken from their families to be shot outside like rotten meat is thrown out, you are there. When men advance into a hail of bullets like cows sent along a slaughter line, you're there. You feed in all these occasions. That's enough reason to avoid you." I replied.

"Oh boy, you are too cruel. I haven't been that bad of a girl. I've been on a diet recently. It has been hard, but I've managed. I couldn't let you humans completely decimate each other, whom would I feed on then? That's why my sisters and me didn't let you humans completely decimate each other. Where would we get food otherwise? After all, it is you humans that resolve your differences in such tasty ways. Like Horishma, that tasted amazing. It was like a chocolate covered donut deep-fried with sugar coating immediately followed by cookie Oreo ice cream drenched in chocolate syrup and Swiss chocolate on the side. You see, I will never get that taste again if you all killed each other. So, I diet. So come on, give me a chance please." She said while trying to act cute.

She had been walking up to me while talking until she was only centimeters away from my face. Her breath made me want to vomit. I now saw a big cut on her neck. I put my finger on it and lightly opened it. She started to moan, so I dug into it with my fingernails, trying to cause her as much pain as possible. She moaned more, and when I punched a massive scar on her stomach, she screamed in ecstasy. At that, I ran from her as fast as I could towards the school. Usually, she left me alone when I was near lots of people.

When I got to the entrance, I saw her perched on top of a tree branch, looking at me. I realized I was literally trapped in this school. Well, I guess I better get used to this school. I mean, its not like it will be full of monsters. Sure, the school is called Youkai Academy but I'm sure that's just a really bad attempt at some humor. What self-respecting Monster Academy would call itself out so easily?

I went to homeroom to discover, well, not what I expected. I sat down, and listen to the homeroom teacher give out the speech. When she got to the rules, things started to get very different. She said this is a school for monsters and that everyone had to hide it. When no one responded oddly to this, I realized she was either telling the truth or the most elaborate prank ever was being played. Considering my previous experiences that I can't share, I'm going to guess the former. When someone piped in why the monsters don't just eat the humans, the response was that there were no humans here and any found would be killed immediately.

Okay, that worried me because experience tells me when they mean kill you, they mean they'll crucify you and offer parts of you for money. Yeah, my past is disturbing, but I can't talk about it. No one can know. The only ones who know are the Dark Angels, and they practically masturbate to it.

Anyway, suddenly the girl from earlier enters. She has pink hair and still has the rosary. There is no denying it now the girl from earlier is a vampire. Now, I have a very difficult choice. Either I face War and the other sisters, because wherever one goes the other follow shortly, or I'll have to face a school full of monsters.

Well, I think I'll take my chances with the sisters. Maybe I can get to the bus fast enough to avoid them, although if there is only one person there I doubt they'll leave me alone. Perhaps, but that still has better odds than surviving here. I mean, at worse I'll have to become the husband of War, which is worse than death, but not a slow painful death in front of thousands of cheering people.

Before I can leave, that girl from earlier drags me to a courtyard in the school. There, she yells at me, "Why did you run from me? Huh? Do I scare you? TELL ME!"

I don't say anything. While this is happening, the jerk from earlier that said monsters should just eat humans comes. He tells the pink haired girl, "Hey sexy, I'll treat you better than this asshole, come with me."

She said, "Fuck you, I have higher standards than you. Even if this guy smelled like a shit clogged toilet he would still be better than you. Besides, you already have your mommy to take care of you."

I took this opportunity to run from the school. Sadly, the guy and pink haired chick were right behind me. When I got outside, War beamed when she saw me. She smiled even more when she saw the people chasing me. She jumped from the branch and started to fly after us. She pulled out her sword and then flew up to the jerk. She grabbed him with her free arm and threw him into the ground. The screams from behind told me that she was having fun with him. Yeah, that usually means she's ripping his chest open and stabbing him in areas to cause maximum pain. Torture is a pastime of hers she loves. I'm just hoping her sisters don't come here too soon or this will get much worse.

When the pink haired chick catches up to me, probably because I'm slowing down from exhaustion, I get thrown to the ground. I get turned on my back to find it's actually War who is now straddling me.

I ask, "What happened to the other girl and the guy you caught up with?"

She replies, "Oh, the chick got grabbed by my sister Famine and the boy I cut in half in such a way it will take an hour for him to bleed to death. So now, it's just you and me baby. Now, we can some fun without that bitch interfering."

That meant usually she wanted me to play with her wounds. Well, I found huge slash under her armpit. So, I say, "You know War, you really need to patch up some of these cuts. I mean, stuff could just fall in here and inflame it." While I say this, I stick my hand into the cut and try to cause as much pain as possible. She soon starts moaning and then screaming. When she finally orgasms, I take the opportunity to bolt.

This time, I decide to run to wherever the hell Famine is. Usually, War leaves me alone around her sisters. But, Famine might let her considering how close they are these days. When I see a corpse in two halves down to the bone, I knew I found the corpse of the guy War killed who has now just had their flesh eaten by Famine.

Then, I see Famine and want to vomit. Her bones are showing and she has black hair like the rest of her sisters. She has no weapons, but she doesn't need any. She can tear the flesh off of anyone very quickly. She feeds off of not just starvation; she also feeds off of thirst and a general lack of recourses. She is dressed in nothing but a thin cloak, showing more lack of recourses.

Famine said, "Hey Tsukune, why aren't you with my sister? She has this huge crush on you and shit, so why aren't you two doing it? Is it because she stabbed you again during the heat of it all? Look, I know she does that sometimes but she can't help it."

"No, it's because we aren't exactly supposed to be going out, okay. She only stabbed me once, and that was with her fingernails fortunately. Anyway, what are you going to do with the pink haired chick?" I asked.

"Look, her name is Moka and I'll probably just steal a couple ounces of fat from her or something." She replied.

"Umm, last time you said just a couple of ounces you took away 50 pounds. I must have looked like I had cancer to tons of people. Look, I don't love this chick, but please don't do that. You just can't seem to control that, besides, isn't this guy enough?" I asked.

She replied, "No, it's never enough as you know, but I see your point. Okay, I guess I'll just starve more children in Africa later or something. But, do know I'm sticking around here until War decides to leave. Also, Disease is coming tomorrow, so you might want to get ready to have a stomach sickness again."

I almost threw up when she mentioned Disease. I'll put off talking about her as long as I can, but lets just say she isn't exactly going to win a beauty contest anytime soon, not that the others would. I hated dealing with all of the sisters, but sadly since War has a crush on me, I have a rather personal relationship with the other Dark Angels.

Anyway, Moka suddenly appears out of nowhere and yells, "What the fuck bitch? One minute I'm chasing after this asshole here and the next I'm suddenly picked up and thrown into a courtyard like a rag doll. What the fuck!"

Famine then says, "Hey, you better shut up. Consider yourself lucky that I didn't suck your fat out like you suck out blood. I can make you REALLY ugly if I want to, so I suggest you SHUT UP!"

Yeah, I can tell Moka is the chick that everyone hates but yet everyone hangs out with because of her beauty and who insults everyone for the slightest provocation. Yeah, something tells me as a vampire she used violence to get her way and now in this form, she is pissed off so takes it out on everyone else with insults.

Anyway, I decided to go ahead and stay here, knowing that escape was pointless now. I would just be escaping into the arms of the Dark Angels. More importantly, the vampires will probably just start hunting me and it will probably eventually result in a massive war between monsters and humans which will feed War as much as World War 2 if not more, something I don't want.

Instead, I enter the school followed by Moka who has now smartly shut up upon seeing the corpse without any flesh. At the doorway, I see War and Famine perched on a branch, waiting for me to come out. I realize now that I will be here for a VERY long time. So, instead of escaping, I'll have to get used to this bitch near me, and whoever else goes here. Well, it still could be worse, at least I'm not in that place.