Author's note: I did this for you. You know who you are. This is so stupid, just know that Sollux did the thing. That thing that Eridan hates. I'm sorry. This is just a stupid skype chat crack fic omfg
TA: fuck you! ii hate you. iim gonna do the thing that you hate!
TA: you know the thiing
CA: wwith the gingerbread and the cheese wwhiz?
TA: yeah that thiing
CA: oh you wwould NOT you piece a shit!
TA: oh
TA: WOULDN'T II?
*does the thing*
CA: YOU LITTLE SHIT COME HERE I HATE YOU SO MUCH LET'S SNOG
*snog snog snog*
*the next day*
TA: iim 2orry i did the thiing. ii love yoe. iim an a22hole.
CA: i knoww and yes you are
TA: here, have 2ome honey.
CA: no thanks you piece a shit
TA: but ii love you?
CA: fuckin yeah i do too but youre still a piece a shit
TA: yeah ii know
CA: noww lets snog
*snog snog snog*