HI! This is my first fan fiction so here goes. And no I don't know how long this will be because I barely have an idea of what to write.
Just to say I'm not a good proof reader and can't spell since English is my second language but I'll try so if you see any spelling mistake then please to tell me so I'll correct it if I can figure out how.
Also I don't mind criticism so go ahead. I might have some writers block to so if you could help me out I'd love you. Therefore I'm not a fast or constant writer so it might take me a while but I'll try for never more then a week k?
Declaimer: T.T I don't own Naruto. If I did, I'd tie him up and give him to Sasuke
Warning: this is Yaoi and I might write it rated M so if you don't do hard-core then please don't read I'm not responsible for any heart attacks.
Yes it will end with SasuNaru because I like it best sorry to all the other couples, but the good news if you like other couples for Naruto is that in-between there will be SaiNaru, GaraNaru, NejiNaru, NaruSaku, ShikaNaru(ends with ShikaTama just because I like Tamari better then Ino) and basically almost everyone after Naruto oh and some KakaIru and also one of my personal favourite ItaKyuu (Kyuubi)
My keyboards a bit broken and keeps typing 4s so if there is any I'm sorry I think I got all of then though
"speech"
'thoughts'
The Great Naruto Cup
Chapter 1
"But Iruka-sensei!!!! I don't want to!" our favourite blue eyed blonde complained so loudly the building shook.
"Naruto, you're 18 now it's about time you stop acting so childish and start…"
"NO! I'm not going to"
Iruka sighed this was not going as smooth as it was planned.
"But Naruto," a new voice came into the depute, "you've been asking for a date since you were 12, and this would be a good chance for you to find."
Naruto slammed his hand on the table so hard it maybe even rivalled Tsunade's. "Kakashi get this through you head NO."
"You know Naruto you might even find a nice boy to fall in love with"
"How many times do I have to say it NO! besides how do you know it'll be a male? I'm bi you know"
"Naruto" finally Tsunade spoke (yes she was there) "I'm sorry it had to come to this but I'm banning you from all mission until you do as we ask. Besides you need a break."
Naruto suddenly stood up upon hearing this. "Y... you.. you can't be serious!!!"
"I'm very serious. You're suspension begins right now so I guess you should get started."
"Don't worry Naruto it won't be that bad. If fact we'll help you" Kakashi's visible eye was curving upward and Iruka could just tell he was up to something. By the Naruto was already long gone.
So you might be wondering what in heaven is going on? Well you see earlier that morning Naruto was called into the Hokage's office. Why? Being 18 and one of hidden leaf's ANBU, Tsunade, Iruka, and Kakashi thinks that Naruto might be over working himself, and seeing as how he isn't dating anyone they decided that weather he likes it or not he'll take a break. Also they were trying to set Sasuke and Naruto up (yes that's why Kakashi said male), yes they all new Sasuke was in love with the blonde it was obvious, from the way the possessive Uchiha glared at anyone who even touch Naruto and a lot of other things. It was also just a obvious the blonde loved him back, but even being an ANBU Naruto was dense and in denial. So this was a good chance to set the two love birds us and get Naruto to rest a bit and realise his feelings.
Now to catch you up on the village's events. Naruto as you've heard is 18 and yes one of the hidden leaf's ANBU as was all the other rookies and Gai's team. No he was no longer hated because of Kyuubi, in fact, Kyuubi now has his own body to walk around in. Turns out he only attacked the village because a ninja kill he's cub. So when Naruto was 14 Tsunade invented a jutsu to give him a body. Now he lives with Naruto and they're as close as brothers. Might I add that the Kyuubi's body is HOT and he had a fan club. (which I'm a member of)
There other big thing is that Itachi is back. It also turns out that he wasn't guilty either. He was framed (don't ask for detail I can't think of any), and the really killer is died. So he lives with Sasuke now. (I'd like to add that he's very HOT too and with a fan club that I also joined), and they're as close as they use to be. Right and one last very surprising fact Itachi and Kyuubi are DATING. And GOD DO THEY LOOK HOT TOGETHER. (ok I'm ok now XD)
So that basically watsup. Now Naruto was walking home furious. Why will here's what he's thinking 'dammit why me, if my fan club ever finds out I'll be mobbed, they'd probably rage me'. (yes he has a fan club too, oh and so does Sasuke). Yes the Naruto fan club who at times are even more aggressive then Sasuke's, partly because a lot of them gave up when they saw he was in love with Naruto. Some even tried to burn down Naruto's for taking away their "Sasuke-kun sparkle sparkle" but was stopped by the deadly Naruto Fan Club. While so others change fan clubs to Naruto's. Then we have the smarter girls that started/ joined a SasuNaru Fan Club ahead of time.
That night Naruto didn't sleep well. He had a feeling something big was going to happen.
As he thought that, a figure with a mask lingered in the shadows. Smiling and putting up posters that read
The Great Naruto Cup
Come be the one to claim Naruto's Heart
The contest begins now
Naruto is looking
Anything is fair because it's love after all
fair including a competition as long as you invite Naruto
give him flowers be creative
Come one come all to The Great Naruto Cup!
Fan Girl: it's not that good, but I hope you like it. If you can think up an event please suggest it.
Fan Girl: Please comment/review because if you don't my chibi Naruto (that says nyu after every sentence) will cry T.T
ChibiNaru: Yes please do nyu
Thank you for reading I much appreciate and chibi Naruto does too
ChibiNaru: Yup thanks you all very much nyu