Disclaimer: I dont own Naruto.
Random idea me and my friend came up with.
Chapter one; The slave driving gym teacher.
"Ten laps around the school playground, go, go, go!" Shouted Lee whilst waving his hands about and jogging on the spot.
The children starred at him, they were completely breathless and exhausted. Most of them were sweating madly whilst some had collapsed to the floor.
"Lee-san, can… we … take… a break?" a boy barely managed to let out.
Lee turned to the little boy, and glared at him intensely.
"No way! We do not have time for a break! We have simply begun my young ones! We must all do ten laps around the school playground… if we can't do ten we will do thirty! If we cant do thirty, then fifty! If fifty fails we'll go for 150! That's what our spring time youth is all about! Now go, go, go! Before I fail you all…."
The children were looking at him in horror; even the ones that had collapsed to the floor had gotten up.
"Lee-san can we stick to ten?" One of the girls questioned.
Lee nodded in approval.
"And if we can't do ten, we'll…"
"Argghhh!" the children all began to run madly around the playground.
Lee grinned cheerily. Such enthusiasm! He thought.
"Now run whilst doing five star jumps! One! Two! Three! No, Hatsu, that's a bad example! Okay everyone stop!"
The children began to shiver. They all shared the same thought; what is he going to make us do now…
"You do not dodge the tree! You jump over it! You must all face obstacles in your way not run away from them! That is the way of the hard working ninja! Okay children since we could not do ten properly we'll go for thirty, and remember! You face the obstacle, you do not dodge it! Now goooo!" He shouted hyperactively, punching the air as he spoke.
"Lee-san, we're not training to become ninja! This is just gym class… can we please sit down for just a second, my body aches all over and I have…"
"Come now, it's only been 110 minutes, 73 seconds . We do not have time for breaks; you must all get the most out of this lesson! Now let's do this! The longer the wait the more the laps!"
And with that, the children all began to run. Although, they were so tired they were just lazily walking around the playground… until they saw their teacher running towards them. They all began to speed up, forcing the last inch of energy they had left; some tripped over their own feet whereas others got tangled on the roots of trees. Lee was shouting out random instructions and words of inspiration.
"Fifty laps for you 5 for failing thirty!! and if you can't do fifty you'll do 150! Quickly now! You must reach you tar…. get" Lee's face turned a tomato red at the sight of…
"Hey…. it's… Sakura… san…. we're… saved…." One of the girls wheezed.
"S-Sakura – Chan. She looks so lovely today…" Lee said to himself, with a dreamy look on his face.
Sakura run a hand through her long, pink hair, whilst holding a bunch of folders with the other. She shook her head to allow her hair to flow freely with the wind, the sunlight making it glisten (think slow motion, think sunset beach style). Lee began to drool at the sight of her and temporarily forgot about his class, who were happily lying in the sun and grasping this gift of free time that they had been blessed with, with both hands. They were trying to catch their breaths, and rubbed every part of their body that ached… which was pretty much every single part of their body.
She's so beautiful…
Lee continued to drool until Sakura was out of his sight. He then shook his flushed expression off and turned to the children wearing his "nice guy" pose.
The children screamed and began to run…
Let me know whether I should continue or not, criticisms welcome, so long as they're constructive :).
I have a plan for most of the Naruto characters. Try and guess who's gonna teach what. Haah.