BELLA Emmett

EDWARD

Hiiiiiii (

Hello, love.

WAZ UP

Umm Are you felling well?

YA I HAD TEN PACKS OF SUGAR IN MY COFFEE

Hmm.. that explains you jumping in your seat.

DAH

DAH?

Yes DAH

Ok? I am definitely not going to let you have any more sugar with your coffee.

PARTY POOPER!!

Sorry to tell you but I cant poop.

WELL I CAN

Thanks for sharing.

DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH

DAH DAH DAH

HI EMMETT!!

Hi bella your hyper today! DAH

DAh

Emmett this isn't even your class. What the hell are you doing here.

Im passing notes Eddi. DAH

YEAA EDDY!! DAH!

Bella, love are you sure you are ok.

EDDIEE STOP TREATING ME LIKE A LITTLE KID. Or I will shove a banana up ur nose.

Ya and I will shove a banana up your-

Growls Emmett! Get out

Edward HE WONT BE THE ONE SHOVING THE BANANA UR ?? uhh ememett where exactly where you going to shove the banana

Upp his ass, bella

Rite UP UR ASS

Love?

Yes?

We have to go to lunch and I doubt you will shove a banana up my butt.

You are right but Grizzly will

Who the hell is grizzly

Emmett

Yeaa she calls me Grizzly. U jealous?

No, because that means you remind her of a big bear.

No Ediikins, he reminds me of a fuzzy grizzly. With his huge bear hugs.

Eddiikins? ALL RITE BELLA!! Hi ediikins

Uhh love what is up with this nickname?

You don't like it SOB SOB

No I love it.

Sniff Sniff

Look what you did to my little sister. Eddiikins w,restling match at home.

YOUR ON. Grizzly

Eddiikins?

Yes Bella?

I have to tell you something extremely important.

What? You know you can tell me anything.

Okayy.

I don't love you

Very funny Bella.

I am serious. I am in love with…

Who?

I am in love with

WHO?

I AM IN LOVE WITH

JUST TELL ME DAMIT!

MIKE NEWTON

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

tries to hold back laughter

Why bella why? I love you. You are my air.

Yea. Air that you don't need!! You don't need to breath remember?

Exactly since you don't really need me I will be going out to dinner with Mike Newton tonight.

WHYYYYYYY

Bella and Emmett give each other a high five secretly.

Oy My Toes.

What? What happened to your toes.

Its like saying oh my gosh eddiikins.

Ohh

Anyways how can you have such little faith in me?

But you just said you loved mike Newton growls

Lol. Eddiikins you are stupid. Bella loves you like hell. It was part of our joke dah.

YEAA LIKE DAH

GROWLS EMMETT YOU ARE SOO BUSTED WAIT TILL WE ARE BACK HOME.

EDWARD YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING TO EMMETT YOU UNDERSTAND?

sighs but BEllaaaa

NO BUTT EDDIIKINS.

Fine. Just because you say so.

Haha Edward your so whipped!!!

OHH YEAHH? Lemme bring Rose over here. GROWLS

EDWARD STOP THAT

Ughh fine.