You wanted it, folks! It's the second installment of "If I Ever Become a Gundam Pilot…" Just a quick thank you to all the amazing feedback I got for the first one. If it wasn't for you guys, this sequel would never have happened!! Thanks sooo much!!!
-Lady PhoenixDagger
If I Ever Become A Gundam Pilot… Part II!!!!
- I will visit the circus more often. But, out of fear for my life, I think I'll visit close to the exit.
- I will avoid Dr. G's nose at all costs. Being snorted is not the best way to end an episode.
- I will wedgie Treize just to see if he makes up a flowery speech about it.
- I will allow myself to be captured. Not out of cowardice, but because it seems to be the only way to upgrade my Gundam.
- I will try to resist the temptation to ask Quinze if he was ever a member of Greenpeace. (It's the vest, I swear!)
- I will lobby for the pilots to wear those nice, tight jumpsuits they wore in the last episodes more often. Much more often.
- I will try to discover why the universal head-to-ass size ratio is 2:1. (It is! Try measuring it some time. It works best on Trowa. *Pauses, looks back at what was just written, blushes beet red* Uhm, don't ask how I know that.)
- I will learn all sorts of twangly-dangly attacks from other "girly" anime and use them on the battlefield. If the enemy falls over in hysterical laughter, so much the better for me!
- I will make Wufei change his clothes. Everyone else did it at one point, Fei-kun. Why can't you? No, Fei-kun, that dorky boy-scout uniform you wore in Endless Waltz doesn't count.
- I will lock Zechs and Noin in a broom closet until Zechs finally gets the hint. Come to think of it, looking at whole stretch of the series, it looks like I'll have to bring a snack and a good book with me, as this could take quite a while.
- I will introduce Duo to Pixy Stix. 'Nuff said.
- Forget joining the Preventers after the war is over! I'm gonna make me a killing in the merchandising business!
- I will refrain from asking why the men in the series don't seem to have nipples, unless I want to endure a long, boring lecture about anime biology and why it's not supposed to make sense.
- I will give Wufei a perm.
- I will use Trowa for shade on hot days.
- I will be sure to pay a visit to the edited English dub and swear a blue streak, just to see if anyone's head suddenly explodes.
- I will pants Zechs in the middle of emotionally tense scenes just to lighten the mood.
- Two words: ultimate dodgeball.
- I will deflate Duo's saddlebag pants. (Much funnier if you add your own sound effects!)
- I will introduce Pokemon into the show…
Me: "Pikachu! Thundershock!"
Treize: "Blathermon! Longwinded-Speech-Complete-With-Unnessessary-Hand-Gestures-Attack!"
Blathermon: "'Tradition is a history, it's the history of caring built by deep, true feelings of people.'"
Me: "Aaaargh! My brain is trying to gnaw its way out of my skull!!"
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…erm, then again, perhaps not.
- I will grow my bangs out. No, no, not long. Out.
- If I am ever faced with the daunting task of communicating with Relena, I will remember to use small words and the occasional puppet show to get my point across. (Hah! Just a treat for you knee-jerk Relena-haters out there!)
- I will introduce Wufei to Ranma Saotome (preferably next to a pool or birdbath of some sort) and watch the fun unfold.
- I will introduce Heero to the calm, soothing horror that is know as Yanni just to see how long it will take him to snap and go on a killing spree. (One, one thousand… two, one thousand…)
Well, that's all she wrote folks! Tell me what you think! –L.P.D. *//.^*