OUT OF MY HEAD,
FLOWERS BLOOM
By PekyooleeAR
Prologue
There was a duck in my stomach, it flapped its wings and thwacked against the lining of my stomach. Unable to recall why a duck was there, my thoughts jumbled from one broken pipe to another white string. Suddenly, the duck leapt a quack. Without warning, I realised waste was travelling at high speed to retch itself out of my mouth. Clutching my stomach, I ran a mile in slow motion to the bathroom a few feet away. What started as a one-track run turned into a chaotic uncoordinated course, abundant with carelessly thrown limbs out to grab, push and hit. I managed to somehow sashay across the minefield, aim and shoot the disgusting mix of over-sugared cakes and cheap supermarket liquor like a pro. Shame was (apparently) the first registered feeling I acknowledged today.
I wiped my mouth with the back of my hand, grimacing at the backdrop of pristine tiles and a soiled once-white ceramic bowl. Fierce knocks on the door pulled me away from more self-loathing caused by self-humiliation. Without bothering to move an inch of space, I croaked out an incorrigible groan. I guess, whoever this was, did not understand, the knocking increased. Alongside the bombardment, the room spun. (What I meant to say was) It already started spinning ever since I felt the duck. So, it kept on spinning. Taking no prisoners aside for mercy, the vomit fest heaved for round two.
I couldn't hear the incessant knocks. Out of curious practice, I dragged myself away from the toilet to the door; a half-hearted attempt clicked a lock out of its hold. Something thrashed in. A monkey. It flared its nostrils like a beast possessed and maniacally thumped its chest. Smoke, followed by fire, came out of the monkey's head. Laughter exploded from my mouth, with it, I believe, another repulsive quake of a quack duck.
The events that followed this were that of great absurdity, even I could not explain. It would be better if I just left it alone. However, an ape dragged me by the ear into the bedroom, where three half-assed squatters slept on the floor of my domain. At that moment, I thought they were new additions to furnish my bedroom. Fast forward. Trudging up the steepest hill, (still) a high school girl panting ensued from start to the distant finish line. My mother was the ape and the half-assed squatters were (the closest thing to) friends. Revelations had it made for me: one more whiff of uncommon scents (like the aroma of Monkey Boy's crappy baking skills), I would have to heave in the streets. My image of an innocent high school girl (alongside with other self-images) would be tarnished!
My stomach bending over backwards in the streets or falling into some pervert's arms, was there a choice? Before I could gauge the effects of my body, I threw up at silver car and the place went black.
Today is not my lucky day.
