Naruto © Masashi Kishimoto
This was such ridiculous training. It couldn't even be called training. Seriously, why was she even here?
Sakura squirmed, resisting to do something very unladylike - like picking out the major wedgie she had from wearing that damn thong. Really, Kakashi was such a humungous pervert. She would have to beat the crap out of him when he saw him next. Her blood boiled just thinking about it.
"You're making a big deal out of this."
Ino laughed, fitting into her role easily enough. Their training was practicing undercover situations. Kakashi, team seven's perverted teacher, just so happened to choose a strip lounge/club as their scenario. As of now they were playing the role of entertainers and waitresses. Sakura seemed to have a problem with the outfits though. Thongs and the leather halter tops that really didn't cover much. In fact, they were pretty much naked, wearing only slightly more clothing than the girls on stage.
"… and you! You're not making a big enough deal!" Sakura huffed, face coloring as an old man caressed her rear as he walked by. What made it worse was that she couldn't do anything about it.
Her blonde friend laughed again. "Seriously, forehead, lighten up."
Sakura growled, picking up empty beer bottles from a table and setting them on her tray. She sulked when Ino patted her on the shoulder, giving her a mock sympathetic look.
"For being so flirty, you're actually not very good at it." The blonde winked and smiled at a man who called her sexy and ordered a bottle of vodka and a shot glass. The guy waggled his eyebrows at her and even though the guy was ugly she still wiggled her ass at him when she turned towards the bar.
"I am not flirty! Jeeze, you make me sound like some whore." She only ever really flirted with Sasuke. Though, she's finally realized that she wasted most of her childhood doing that. She felt slightly regretful, but it couldn't be changed.
Ino laughed again, which only made Sakura pout. "You should be more like Naruto. Look at him. He's definitely enjoying himself."
They both looked towards the other side of the club, and Sakura twitched at the way the sexy-fied, female Naruto wiggled his butt and seduced the perverts into major nosebleeds. Sakura turned to Ino, pouting, "But Naruto's shameless! A man-ho, dammit!"
Ino blinked, shaking her head and snickering at how pathetic her friend was being.
"Sakura, Sakura… you need to get laid."
The pink-haired ninja sputtered, eyes wide and an indignant blush coloring her cheeks. Almost losing balance of her tray, she gave chase to her snickering friend. She was definitely going to give her a piece of her mind!
Stupid Ino-pig.
Another pointless drabble. I've been rather bored, haven't I? I'd like some feedback, please.