Halocat: HOLA (no, I am not Spanish.) Well, I have teamed up with my good friend SpeedDemon315 to write fanfiction. XP Yeah, so we're gonna write us up a fanfiction! (btw, I will be randomly updating my fic and new fics during the week, every day. XP)

SpeedDemon315: Tag!(no, I am not German but I'm taking classes on it and Halo is taking French.) This story me and Halo are doing together is about how her and me get kidnapped by KOUGAIJIII! (Halo typed that!) I kinda got the idea of us getting kidnapped by someone from reading Twist of Fate and Halo suggested Kou-sama. (My writing will be in bold)

TRUE WISHES

Ch. 1: WTF? We've been kidnapped by….Kougaiji?

"Halo! Package for you!" Halocat's mom called out. Halo jumped up.

"wOOt!" She yelled, running out of the room and…er… tripping over air…. "FUCK!" She said.

"What was that?" Her mother asked, walking into sight.

"uhh….. I said duck! Yeah! DUCK! THERE IS A RABID RACCOON COMING TO ATTACK YOU LIKE LAST TIME!" Halo's mom turned around, uttering a confused "wha— " and Halo grabbed the package and ran back to her room. She actually didn't trip.

"Yay! Package!" Halo grinned. " 'Tis for both of us…" She said, confused. "What the HELL?" She said. "Blarg." She dropped the package onto the floor of her room. Speed picked it up.

"Tsk, tsk," she said, grinning ear to ear, "you're such a klutz."

"That I am!" replied Halo and both girls ripped and shredded the package, eager to find what was inside. It was….A KOUGAIJI PLUSHIE!

"Whoa…." said SpeedDemon as Halo lunged for the plushie, screaming, "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" But alas, first impressions can be quite deceiving, for when Halo grabbed the plushie, a spinning vortex of a blinding light appeared, yanking the two girls into its binding grasp.

Halo let out a long string of curses as the plushie disappeared. SpeedDemon looked at her. "The plushie disappeared." Halo frowned.

Speed rolled her eyes. "Get over it." she replied. Halo shrugged.

"'Kay." The two suddenly landed on their butts in the middle of a….. battlefield? WTF?

"Hey, pretty ladies," Halo and Speed froze.

"'sat Gojyo?" Halo whispered. Speed looked behind them.

"Yup.." She replied.

"What would two pretty ladies like yourselves be doing all the way in the battlefield?" Halo and Speed got up. They realized that they had weird clothes on.

"How in the bloody hell did this happen!" hissed SpeedDemon in Halocat's ear.

"I dunno," she answered, shrugging slightly, keeping her eyes on Gojyo. They both knew how perverted Gojyo could get and they weren't gonna allow him to play any tricks on them.

"Well," began Gojyo, pretending that the girls weren't whispering amongst themselves, "You two lovely gems are really, really lucky today cuz I'm here to protect you and your hot bodies from harm."

Halo's eyebrow began to twitch. She got up. "I don't need your help." She said defiantly. Gojyo looked surprised for a second, but then he grinned.

"Well, little missie, I say you do." He grabbed the two girls and pulled them to his side. They bristled.

"BAD GOJYO!" Halo yelled. She hit him over the head with the sword that she found she had. Speed took the sword from Halo and hit Gojyo as well. "Mine," Halo said, grabbing the sword. The two backed away from Gojyo.

Halo suddenly realized something. "Heyy!" She said to Speed as she stopped walking. She held the sword to her chest and blushed. "If Gojyo is here, that means Hakkai is, too!" She grinned, the blush still on her face.

"That must be great for you right now, but think on this first," said SpeedDemon, pulling Halocat away from Gojyo's view, "Who sent us that plushie in the first place and who wants us here?" Halocat shrugged.

"I should I know? I'm not the one who sent the plushie!" she replied and Speed sighed.

"Think about it, Halo. It was a Kougaiji plushie, not a Hakkai plushie or a Sanzo plushie, yada, yada. You get it, right?" Halo nodded, knowing what her friend's idea was about.

"So you're saying that KOUGAIJI sent that to us?"

"It's possible," Speed answered before adding, "Sanzo, Hakkai, and Goku, 12 o'clock!"

"Who the hell are you?" Goku asked before roundhouse kicking a demon in the face. Sanzo offered but a pissed glare at the girls. Hakkai, of course, was kind.

"You two shouldn't be in a battlefield said, silently noting the sword (Speed took it) on SpeedDemon's back and the giant skurekin on Halo's back.

"Well…we don't know…why we're here…." Halo said lamely.

The whole Sanzo party's eyebrows rose up in rapid speed at Halocat's words. Hakkai looked worried, Goku look confused, Gojyo looked interested, and of course, Sanzo look plain suspicious.

"What do you mean 'You don't know why you two are here'?" questioned Sanzo dangerously.

"You must have some idea," insisted Hakkai gently. SpeedDemon315 and Halocat shook their heads, wishing that it were true, but it just wasn't possible.

"See," Halocat began, "We were in my house and a package came….Inside of the package was a Kougaiji plushie." Goku's whole body tingled with excitement at that name.

"A Kougaiji plushie?" Hakkai asked curiously. Halo nodded nervously. "I see".

Well, what happened next was pretty shocking. Kougaiji came and swooped the two girls up.

"WTF?" Halocat yelled.

SpeedDemon315 closed her eyes and mumbled something about being unfortunate with life before crying out, "KOUGAIJI! Please-before my temper is set loose-let us go or I'll give you hell!" Her words attracted Kou's attention and he slowly turned to face Speed's defiant, calm, but dangerous look.

"I'd like to see you try," he replied, no emotion appeared on his face, only a slight amusement shining in his eyes, "And no, I won't let go,"

Knowing the girls were in serious trouble, Goku jumped up and blocked Kougaiji's way.

"You'll haveta get pass me in order to walk away with them!" he said, grinning. Gojyo joined in and Sanzo rolled his eyes, muttering something about stupid fools.

Hakkai stepped with the others, smiling.

But Kougaiji was gone…shocking! "Lemme down, bastard!" Halo yelled.

Kou smirked. "Okay." He dropped the two girls. They landed on their asses.

"Dammit…" Halo sighed, rubbing her sore butt. "A room?" She arched an eyebrow.

"DDR!" She then yelled, "SWEEEEEET!" She played it. Of course.

Speed looked around the room and cried out, "OH SWEET! IT'S THE SACRED STONES (a GBA game) AND RAW NEWS (it's a partner shooting game)!" She also noticed to high-tech laptops, Playstation 2, two comfy beds that looked exactly like their own, a medium swimming pool and hot tub and a bunch of other cool and awesome things.

"This is so cool," said Halocat, playing DDR and SpeedDemon powered up a laptop to begin typing.

"I would have never thought Kougaiji had a room such as this….It seems that he knows us really well." noted Speed curiously.

"wOOt!" Halocat said, "A on Maximer standard (I really can do that). 'Kay, I'm done….KOUGAIJI! I CHALLENGE YOU TO DDR!"

Kou had just walked in. "No." He said angrily, "The bitch wishes to see you." He dragged the girls away from the room.

They were brought before Gyokuman Koushu.

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