"Oh, you're in for a real treat, Stormageddon," the Doctor promised.
"Now, remember, this isn't how real aliens act. It's just for television, all that fake technology," he clarified, pulling out his sonic screwdriver and aiming it at the screen.
"He doesn't even realise how much he stands out," he scoffed, dipping his fish fingers into custard and taking a bite.
"Or how ridiculous he looks," he explained, making sure Alfie's matching fez was on properly before adjusting his bowtie.
"Nanu Nanu. Silly "alien" words," he chuckled at the show, before launching into a misunderstanding he once had on Raxacoricofallapatorius.