Cloud and Sepiroth: alone in the dark
Me: cant't you tell Square doesn't care about you. At least about your dumb nostalgia.
Fanboy: But Final Fantasy 7 is the best game evarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Me: Stuf Sonic R is!
Fanboy: The Final Fantasy & characters are the best in the series. The story is SOOO much better than any other game evarr!11! Cloud is the best main charkter in all of videa gaming. The main villain is sooo not an whiny emo man child he has a lot of depth, you know like all the other characters in the game. Every Final Fantasy before and after 7 sucks because its not like 7!1! WHY CANT I GET MY REMAKE! Fuck you Square Enix!
Me: Well Cloud doesn't get all "emo" until after Aerith death so he wasn't always emo. He has his reasonings to be upset... I don't know why I'm defending him.
Fanboy: Duh its 'cauz u no tht Final Fantasy 7 is teh bestest.
Me: Fuck off! It's good for it's time it was, but there are better RPG's out now!
Fanboys: NO!1! There is NO game out there at all better than Final Fantasy 7! RPG or not. Nothing is better than the master piece that is Final Fantasy 7!2111111111111111111111111111!
Me: This is why Square doesn't like you guys!
Fanboys: Square just doesn't see the real beauty they've created!
Me: *Unties Max from his pole* I know last time I did this I regretted it but, Sick em Max!
Fanboys: Oh what is that little thing going to do against my store bought Buster Sword!
*swings at Max but Max grabs it and rips the plastic fuck in half*
Fanboys: *gasps* How dare you demolish Clouds great and all mighty-
*but he never got to finish as Max had already proceeded to do... well you know*
THE END?