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A/N: I'm considering the fact that I must be insane. I publish mediocre work for little, if no fan support. And yet, here I am....... still writing......
Ignore my pity. Pass over my work....... Tarnish my name..... (watches own soul depart in tears and body fade into nothingness.....)
Okay, I'm done now. Enjoy.
If Everyone Cared
Walking from the now decaying body of a diseased and scrawny animal, Beast Boy tried not to let what he'd just done get to him. That dog was supposed to die a long time ago. Better to put it out of it's misery. He had done it before to a horse that was not only starving, but lame. And that was a big animal.
So why was it that every time he went to his room after a day of putting down strays, he always came face to face with Raven and ended up crying against her until he went to sleep?
God Is a Girl-Flying against the body of a large, fluffy cloud, Starfire grinned, hearing Robin call to her from below, down on the earth, looking like a small insect.
How she adored the feeling of the white fluff against her! It was like a much larger feeling of Robin's hair ticking her face when she assisted him in battle, just without his nice, musky scent.
Poison-"Does it seem odd to you at all that you're a villain, I'm a hero and we're both sitting here, fine and dandy, eating frozen yogurt?"
Red-X looked up from the menu in his gloved hands over to Argent, raising an eyebrow that was obscured by his ever-present mask.
"Not really."
This Is My Idea-Staring at Melvin with that look he gets whenever someone asks him a really obvious question, Gizmo holds back the insults so that Jinx doesn't vaporize him, or whatever, with a hex.
Staring at Gizmo with the look only a trained super hero female can give, Melvin resists the urge to drop the look and hide behind Raven.
Play dates were so over-rated.
Blackbird Singing In The Dead Of Night-Into the light of the dark black night, Jericho was being carefully manuevered through trees and flocks of other birds by the large green Roc the was Beast Boy.
Earlier that day, the changeling had discovered this new form he could take on and begged the mute to come with him on the test drive. And don't get Jericho wrong, it was all well it good. The scenery was beautiful and if Beast Boy crashed they were only a mile or so from the blonde's house.
It's just.... they were in the air almost as high as some airplanes flew and if, god forbid, Beast Boy did crash they'd be SCREWED.
Because of You
Touching up the dark blue-brown bruise on her face, Argent couldn't hear the silent and almost non-existent foot-steps behind her.
So, of course, when a gloved hand touched her shoulder, it was no surprise that her visitor landed viciously on their ass after she elbowed them in the gut.
Unfortunately, her visitor was also her current love interest.
"... Have a bad day, darling?" The ever so sarcastic voice of Red-X asked from the floor.
"Oh God! I'm sorry! Are you okay? Did I break something?" The hybrid asked, quickly pulling the thief off the floor.
"I'm.... fine. What about you?" He asked, spotting the bruise she had yet to cover.
"Oh, this?" She chuckled," It's all good. Johnny Rancid just got in a good shot at his bank job today."
"Oh." He said, casually cracking his knuckles.
Accidentally in Love
It was more of a fluke that they fell in love than anything else. A princess from outer space and a multiplying redneck with a bit of a theft problem.
These are the sort of stories that are great for magazines but you never read about in fairy tales.
"Billy you get back in here this minute and clean up this mess or I swear to Tamaran I will blow up every last porno that's under your bed!" Blackfire called from the dining room, mob in hand, hovering above what appeared to be slime on their table.
The Girl Next Door
Sitting on an ancient and creaky bench in the park, the girl from Azarath watched as Beast Boy played frisbee with Terra, changing from one dog breed to the next every time he caught the stupid thing.
And he had caught it quite a few times. So far Raven had seen him turn from Doberman to Husky to Great Dane to Chocolate lab to.... well, you get the idea.
And every time he did change Raven felt the urge to smack the smile off Terra's face.
Kiss The Girl
Leading a small gaggle of geese with all their little ducklings from one side of the street over to the public pond, to Jinx, was a waste of a good hour and a half. She could be stopping an armed burglary with Kid Flash at the bank, but NOOOO. He insisted he could handle it alone and she should continue what they both had been doing before one of the stupid birds got run over and stained the street.
Not in those exact words, but pretty close.
Sighing. the bad luck witch continued to create the illusion that she would attack the birds, moving them steadily towards the water, one of the ducklings following close behind her.
"Oh, Jinx-y," An annoying voice she had grown accustomed to said from directly behind her.
Swiftly turning to chew his ear off about leaving her, the words didn't even get a chance to start as he landed a soft, albeit effective, kiss on her lips.
"Not mad at me are ya'?"
"Shut up and just help me with that grey pile of down next to my foot before I kick him."
"Turn into a momma while I was gone?"
"Shut Up!"
First Kiss- Mandy Moore
If it were up to Pantha, she would have liked to ask the big lug out to a club herself, but unfortunately, here in America, as far as she knew, the male was supposed to make the first move. Ask her on the date. As unfair as it was.
Sitting in the training area of her favorite gym, the Latino female continued to watch the tall H.I.V.E. memeber she had developed a crush on punch a dummy into oblivion.
'Till the End Of Time- Little Miss Sunshine
Peeking out from behind the newly erected sofa cushion fort in the H.I.V.E. living room, a pair of ruby red eyes caught sight of something..... rather odd.
Extremely odd.
Sitting on the kitchen island was Gizmo, devoid of his usual gear, holding his communicator, not looking at his communicator, and staring into space with a very dazed expression.
Careful not to knock over the fort, Kyd Wykkyd walked careful and quietly as ever into the kitchen. Although it wasn't in his nature to snoop, the teleporter did notice that while Gizmo might not have been looking at his yellow gadget, the thing was on and playing what could be the reason his bald friend looked catatonic.
Lifting himself to the ends of his toes, Kyd Wykkyd could make out a face on the communicator's screen. A little blonde girl, making a peace sign that looked about Gizmo's age, maybe a little younger.
"See you tommorow, Gizmo!"
Ah, so their electronics junkie friend had finally gotten into the dating game.
Stand Clear- Speak
"Me thinketh thou' doust look smashing tonight."
Rolling her eyes, Raven blew a wisp of her hair from her face. She did not like attending charade parties and everyone knew it.
Everyone except Beast Boy, anyway.
Grabbing onto the bottom of her (apparantly) twenty pound dress, the telepath moved away from her green, dressed-up-like-Mr. Darcy-from- Pride and Prejudice friend, opting to get to the snack table before Cyborg (dressed up as King George, by the way) ate it all.
Thank Azar she had decided to skip putting on the wig. That thing weighed, like, five extra pounds.
The British. What had they been thinking?
All Fall Down- Speak
Holding onto the edge of a long abandoned building, feeling the pile-up of years and years worth of mold between her fingers, Kitten Moth looked up towards the moon that was slightly covered by the clouds.
Oh, how stupid she had been today. She had made the mistake of breaking up with Fang.... again.
And he hadn't even done anything, she had just been in a bad mood because Daddy had left again to go to Bosnia, Lybia- one of the 'ia's- and hadn't told her.
It wasn't her way to be depressed for long intervals of time, but, she supposed, there was always a first time for everything.
Stay (I Missed You)- Reality Bites
Grabbing her coat, black leather with little red patterns, Argent made her way out of the Titans Tower, a frown marring her usually happy, cheerful face.
She really, really needed to find Red-X. She hadn't seen him in a week. Not since he'd escaped from a jewelry heist with three probably broken ribs and a fractured wrist. Compliments of Robin, of course.
I Want You to Want Me
"Are you crying?"
Not turning to face her spandex wearing, southern companion, the ex-princess of Tamaran continued making a tuna and peanut butter sandwich. Billy always said her eating habits went hay-wire when they watched lovey-dovey movies, and, apparently, so did her emotions.
"It was just so beautiful! They way they professed their love by listing each other's flaws! Don't EVER make me watch that again!" Blackfire ordered, swallowing her less than conventional meal.
"'Kay...." Billy said, grabbing the knife she had next to her and quickly dopositing it into the sink.
A Whole New World
This was not what Robin had in mind when he said he'd take Starfire out to dinner.
"Star, uh, can you fly a little lower? Please? If we drop, I really don't want to crash into that mountain."
"Of course, Robin! Oh, and I see the restaurant!"
Part Of Your World
Resting his head against the polished tile floor, Aqualad continued to stare at the perplexing object held in his hand.
Last week, as a present for his birthday (that he had told absolutely nobody about, by the way) he had been sent a gift from Beast Boy. Poorly wrapped within the most hideous wrapping paper ever, but otherwise unharmed, a perfectly sculpted figure of a creature that only an Atlantian would recognize.
The figure was a blue skinned Hippocampis. Or, as many humans called it, a seahorse. And to top it off, the figure was attatched to a music box that played an unfamiliar, yet beautiful tune.
Until an hour ago, Aqualad hadn't understood two things. One, how Beast Boy even knew what a Hippocampis looked like... two, how he, of all people, knew when his birthday was when even his own team didn't know.
So, he'd made a phone call to the Jump City T-tower and, after asking for Beast Boy personally via Raven, gotten both answers.
Apparently, the little quasi-leprechaun had hacked into the Titan personal files to find out the birthday part, and made a quick semi-painful journey to Atlantis for the sculpture.
"He's such an idiot..." Aqualad chuckled half-heartedly.
Oh well. At least the music box part annoyed Speedy. That was awesome.
A/N:
Well, that's it for now.... supposing I get any reviews... which I probably won't, but what the hell....