Inter-House Unity
For Funny Quotes Challenge by imdeadsothere
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"Believe it or not, Ron, you and I are very much alike."
Stunned by the black-haired Slytherin, Pansy might have wells just slapped him across the face, "You and me? Alike? As in we breathe particles of oxygen that are close in proximity?"
Pansy Parkinson giggled and gave him her 'dreamy' look, "No, you silly boyfriend of mine, I mean we're so much alike. Want to come back to my common room with me?" She winked saucily, "We can have some fun…"
Ronald got considerably paler. "Boyfriend?"
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"I am very proud to say that I didn't do anything."
Hermione gave her red-headed friend a pointed look. She didn't believe that when Ginny Weasley had the opportunity to do something romantic with the infamous Blaise Zabini (only second to her husband, Draco Malfoy) she would have let it pass. "A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory."
Ginny snorted, "That boy is by no means an attractive specimen."
"Sure."
Ginny slammed her fork onto her plate, and salad bits went flying. This was not how she had planned this nice luncheon with her best friend. She had tried to do a good thing by helping Mi get away from her work at the Ministry; in return, she was being interrogated. "Plus, Zabini's an idiot."
Casually finishing up her salad, Hermione Malfoy rolled her eyes at her mellow-dramatic friend, "All men are idiots, and I married their king."
"True."
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"I love you."
"Don't remind me, Draco."
"I'm out of bed and dressed; what more do you want?"
"Just drink your coffee. There are people in India sleeping, and I made it just for you."
"What does India have to do with anything?"
"Drink it."
"Yes ma'm."
"Love you."
"Me too."
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"Here I am! What are your other two wishes?"
"I told you not to come around here anymore, Blaise."
"But you love me!"
"Where did you get that crazy notion?"
"… You told me so."
"So?"
"Well, I love you too!"
"You are such an idiot."
"Am not!"
"Then what's my favorite flower?"
"What does that have to do with anything?"
"I told you what it was."
"According to my best recollection… I don't remember."
"I bet you Draco remembers Hermione's favorite flower."
"That's not fair; you can't put me up against that Romeo!"
"You're an idiot."
"You love it."
"Shut up."
"Never."
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"If I stuck my head in your ear and stared at your brain, I would still have no idea what you were thinking!" Ron exclaimed.
Pansy Parkinson pouted, "Please go on a date with me."
"Fine." What did I just get myself into?
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A/n.
Title: Inter-House Unity
Rating: T, just because
Summary: Slytherin's just matching up with Gryffindors everywhere. Post – Hogwarts, DM/HG, BZ/GW, RW/PP
Challenge: Funny Quotes Challenge on Harry Potter Fan-Fiction Challenge Forum
Quotes Used: 1, 2, 4, 8, 11, 17, 20, 21, 24
Notes: And for once, I left Harry out instead of Ron. :D
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