Disclaimer: I don't own Charmed but if I did it might go something like this.
Summary: The big day is finally here Wyatt and Liz are getting married and shockingly they manage to pull it off without a hitch. It's while they are away on their honeymoon that things start to get interesting again. The gang is sent back to the old west and it comes as no surprise that Henry and Chris fit right in. Hailey explores the possibility of having a relationship with Dante but Brady may finally realize that he has feelings for her. The future kids get another visitor and this person may not be on their side but with them what else is new? Greg prepares to take the throne of the source but he is having doubts about what he wants to do. The eleven mix it up with the Triad and it might not be the smartest thing that they have ever done. A new prophecy comes to light and it might hold the real reason that Oriana was killed. Wyatt can't keep his over protective urges under control and he just can't resist checking in on his siblings and cousins.
Chapter 1: Preparations
Bianca was walking the floor jiggling her baby brother up and down in hopes of quieting his crying. She wasn't really sure how she had got saddled with him but it had happened before she knew what hit her. "It'll be ok Gus, I know that you're not happy right now but everything is going to be alright." She tried soothing him. "Where the fuck is he with that damn bottle?" she asked no one in particular.
Calleigh couldn't help it she just had to laugh at that. "B, I honestly have to say that this is a side of you I didn't expect to see." She knew that she was playing with fire but this was too good to miss. They were all in the attic at the manor.
"And to think I used to like you Cal." Bianca huffed as she kept walking hoping that would calm him. "We're going to get you something to eat in a minute and then you'll be a happy boy." She cooed at the infant.
"Listen to the woman Vinny, she knows what she's talking about." Henry said as he appeared with the baby's bottle and a burp rag thrown over his shoulder. "Do you want me to feed him?" he asked when he saw how frazzled she looked.
"I would love for you to feed him if you don't mind Hank." Bianca replied handing the baby off to him. She noticed that he settled him in the crook of his right arm and that was odd for him since he was left handed but she didn't say anything about it.
"Vince told me that he doesn't want Hank to feed him since he looks like a mountain man with all that hair on his face." Chris joked with them.
"This can no longer be ignored dad and B call the boy Gus, Chase calls him Auggie, mom calls him whatever name she can think of that rhymes and sounds cute, Hank calls him Vinny, and now apparently Chris is calling him Vince. If I'm this confused I can't imagine what he feels like." Oriana went off on a rant.
"Mom calls him Vinny too, if she wouldn't have named him so bad we wouldn't have to think up all kinds of nicknames for him." Bianca pointed out to her.
"How did you even get stuck with him? Mom and dad both knew that we were hunting demons today." Oriana asked.
"They both had to run into work really fast and they promised me it wouldn't take long. Obviously they trust me with him more than they do you and Chase." Bianca replied sticking her tongue out at her.
"Please tell me that we got the last demon on that list." Rachel begged they had been hunting demons for days.
"We got the last demon on the list. Unless Greg decides to throw something at us at the last second Wyatt and Liz are going to be able to have a normal wedding tomorrow." Chris said giving two thumbs up.
"We'll be fine Savannah would have given us a heads up if he was planning something." Troy said he knew that he shouldn't be but he trusted his baby sister.
"I love it how Wyatt and Liz are the ones getting married but they didn't help us with that list of demons. I also love it how Prue, Chuck, Jake, and Lilly are all absent at this moment." Parker bitched crossing his arms over his chest.
"I think Wy and Liz went to get their marriage license and then I'm pretty sure with the exception of Chuck the other four had to work. Chuck is having to help out at P3 today since Parker had to hunt demons with us." Henry reported as he fed the baby.
"I can't believe that they started giving those damn kids the week after Thanksgiving off too. I'm jealous they never did that when we were in school. That's the only reason Chuck didn't have to work today." Roman pouted.
"Aren't you supposed to be working?" Rachel asked him. He was normally always at work this time of day.
"Nope, Aunt Piper made Jimmy take over for me. She said that my talents would be better used demon hunting." Roman replied smugly.
"Thank God we got that list finished so fast. Mom would have killed us if we hadn't got done in time for the rehearsal." Chris rolled his eyes. He would be so glad for those two to be married so he didn't have to deal with all this shit anymore.
"Here B, he needs to be burped." Henry handed Gus back to Bianca.
Bianca looked confused but she took him and the burp rag he handed her. "Why didn't you just do this?" she asked as she laid her brother on her shoulder and started patting his back.
"My whole left shoulder hurts down into my arm. I can't even raise it above my head. That's why I haven't shaved since Sunday." Henry admitted.
"I know that that was a cursed knife but you shouldn't be this swore still that isn't normal." Bianca informed him.
"It wasn't the knife that caused this. I got thrown into a wall by one of those demons and when I did my shoulder popped out of place and then when I bounced off the wall and hit the ground it popped back in." Henry knew that she was most likely going to be pissed that he had kept that from her but he didn't want her to worry.
"You should have told me." Bianca said looking at him with sympathetic eyes.
"It's not a big deal it just sucks because I'm left handed." Henry played it off when it hurt a hell of a lot worse than he was letting on.
"Being left handed just plain sucks." Frank said walking into the attic. He went right for his son. "There's daddy's big man, I told you that you didn't have to worry because Frank Jr. would take good care of you," he cooed scooping him up into his arms and he kissed Bianca's cheek. Gus's brown eyes lit up. He had only been with Frank and Lyn a few days but he knew that they loved him.
"Thanks for saying hi to me too dad. It's like you don't know that I exist when B's in the room." Oriana fixed a pout on her face.
"Hi baby girl, and I do know that you exist B is just my Frank Jr." Frank explained like that made everything ok.
"Oh well, as long as that is your explanation then that just makes it all fine. Forgive me for saying anything." Oriana rolled her eyes.
"Now you know why daddy asked mommy for you Gus. I love your sisters but they talk to me like that." Frank told his son.
"I really wish that you wouldn't bad mouth us to the boy dad." Maria said as she walked in the attic. She had just dropped Lyn downstairs so she could play with Jeremiah and she had business with Henry.
"I'm not badmouthing you I'm only speaking the truth." Frank replied trying to sound innocent.
"I'm just going to ignore you for right now because I have business with Hank." Maria said dropping the surgical bag she had in her hand on the floor.
"You're not going to hurt me are you?" Henry asked he didn't know if it would be better to deal with the pain in his shoulder or let Maria do something to fix it.
Maria gave him a withering look. "Hank, I have to dislocate your shoulder and then pop it back into place, so yeah this is going to hurt just a little bit."
"Why would you want to do something like that?" Henry asked in a whine.
"When you dislocated your shoulder and it popped back into place you got a nerve pinched and that is why you're in so much pain right now. I can fix it and you'll be in just a little bit of pain or you can be a baby and leave it the way it is now but you'll be in agony." Maria told him she was leaving the ball in his court.
Henry let out a loud sigh. "Fine, do what you must." He said resigned to his fate.
"I need you to sit backwards in that chair, you're too tall for me to be able to do this with you standing." Maria instructed him pointing to a chair. Henry did as he was told. "B, you might want to hold his hand." She told her sister.
Bianca threaded the fingers of her left hand through the fingers of Henry's right hand and she gave it a reassuring squeeze. "I'm right here babe." She promised him.
"Hank, this isn't going to feel nice at all. As a matter of fact it is going to hurt like a fucking bitch. But I'm going to need you to sit still so I do this right." Maria advised him.
Henry gave her a big grin. "Just do it and stop talking about it. I like a woman who is into action." He joked.
"Maria, you would be dead if your mom heard you using language like that in front of Gus. She is determined that he isn't going to turn out like you and your siblings." Frank couldn't help laughing though.
Maria just rolled her eyes. "I don't know why that man even bothers he knows that I don't really pay attention to him." She mused. She popped Henry's shoulder out of place in one swift move while he was distracted and didn't have time to tense up.
Henry only grunted he was determined that he wasn't going to yell out. But he squeezed Bianca's hand tightly. "That didn't feel too good at all." he commented conversationally.
"I know it didn't Pal, but we're almost done." Maria replied before popping his shoulder back into place.
"Hank, I know that you're in pain but I think you might have broke my hand." Bianca said wincing but she didn't let go of his hand.
"Sorry B, that just hurt a lot more than I thought it would." Henry apologized. He didn't want to hurt her if he could help it.
"You have nothing to be sorry for." Bianca assured him as she pressed a chaste kiss to his lips.
"But I don't like hurting you." Henry pouted.
"Trust me I can deal with a little physical pain." Bianca replied.
Maria rummaged through the bag she had brought with her and pulled out a sling. "Here Hank, you need to wear this until you have healed completely." And then she produced a bottle of pills. "These are high grade painkillers, take them only if you need them." She said handing them over.
"I've got it Maria, and thanks for doing this for me. I owe you one, the next time you get a ticket tell them that you're my sister-in-law and they won't hassle you." Henry said gratefully.
"Hey, I have to keep you in good working order you're the only one who can stand my little sister." Maria joked with him and Bianca rolled her eyes at them both.
Opening Credits:
Theme:
Chariot- Gavin Degraw
Starring:
Wyatt Halliwell- Wes Ramsey
Chris Halliwell- Drew Fuller
Henry Matthews Jr.- Channing Tatum
Cooper Halliwell Jr.- Paul Walker
Charles Bradford- Alex O'Loughlin
Lila Nicolae- Jordana Brewster
Roman Nicolae- Ben McKenzie
Elizabeth Shane- Bethany Joy Galeotti
Parker Halliwell- Eddie Cibrian
Troy Shane- David Boreanez
Bianca Hoyt- Marisol Nichols
Calleigh Cavanaugh- Anne Hathaway
Rachel Hoyt- Sarah Michelle Gellar
Oriana Hoyt- Jessica Biel
Chord Shane- Jake Gyllenhaal
And
Prue Halliwell- Jenifer Love Hewitt
With:
Melinda Halliwell- Amanda Bynes
Valerie Halliwell- Eliza Dushku
Penny Halliwell- Daneel Harris
Carly Matthews- Sophia Bush
Patty Matthews- Rachel Bilson
Ricky Bradford- Taylor Lautner
Jack Halliwell- Jensen Ackles
Alan Halliwell- Chris Pine
Brady Halliwell- Michael Bublé
Hailey Mitchell- Amanda Seyfried
Puck Cavanaugh- Mark Salling
Paige Halliwell-Daniela Ruah
Dominic Turner- Jonathan Rhys Meyer
Chase Hoyt- Chris Evans
Billy Jenkins- Chad Michael Murray
And
Emily Bradford- Hayden Panettiere
Jack walked into the kitchen with a baby monitor in his hand and he handed it to his mother. "Alright mom, Jeb and Lyn are playing in the sunroom. You shouldn't have any trouble out of either of them. I just have to run to the mall really quick since I have nothing to wear tonight. I wouldn't do this to you but you and Emily both insist that I dress nice." He announced.
"Jackie, they will be fine I have watched both of them before there is nothing for you to worry about." Piper assured him rolling her eyes.
"Jack, I can't believe that you of all people left Jeremiah and Lyn alone. That right there is just asking for trouble. I know that I don't have to remind you that Lyn is just like my mother. Jeb is a Halliwell so that right there is enough said." Paige said like he had lost his mind.
"What is that supposed to mean, me of all people?" Jack asked a slightly frosty tone to his voice. Paige knew damn good and well that she was treading on dangerous ground with him at the moment.
"I was just saying, I didn't mean anything by that." Paige replied.
"Paige, I hate to ask this since this is you I'm talking to, but do you have anything nice to wear?" Piper asked her granddaughter.
"Yes, I went to the store yesterday and I bought new clothes. Well, I didn't buy them I borrowed daddy's credit card without his knowledge, but that is besides the point." Paige admitted. The girl was always doing something so it wasn't a surprise to anyone.
"Good, I was going to make you go with him if you hadn't." Piper replied not caring how she went about it as long as she had something decent to wear.
"I better track down Al and Phil. I'm sure that they don't have anything to wear either. If Emily comes over here looking for me tell her that I'll be back later." Jack grumbled and then something occurred to him. "Mom, can I borrow the jeep?" he asked sweetly.
"Yes, you know where the keys are just take it and go." Piper said pointing towards the door.
"Ok, I can take the hint my own mother doesn't want me here so I'm leaving." Jack said pretending to be hurt as he trudged out the side door.
Prue and Chuck came through the same door a moment later in the middle of a heated discussion.
"Honey, the only thing I'm saying is it would nice if you told me you were taking all of my cash before you took it. It's not a big deal but a little head's up would be nice from now on." Chuck reasoned with his wife.
"Normally I do tell you Chuck, but I didn't have time to go to the bank before I went to work today so I had to take it from you while you were in the shower." Prue replied she was sick of listening to him. He had been going on and on since he picked her up from work.
"Prue, I understand that all I said was a little warning would be nice." Chuck didn't want to fight with her that wasn't his intention at all.
"Next time I'll tell you before I rob you." Prue agreed she didn't want to fight with him either.
Chuck wrapped his arms around her waist from behind. "That's all I ask, now I have a problem. You haven't kissed me since this morning."
Prue turned her head so she could kiss him. "That is much better, I don't like fighting with you."
"I don't like fighting with you either." Chuck said kissing her again.
"Could you two maybe get a room if you're going to do that?" Paige asked her aunt and uncle.
"I know that I risk pissing Chris and B off when I say this, but you really need to get laid." Prue told her niece.
"Prue, I don't think that that is a very nice thing for you to say to your niece." Phoebe pointed out to her daughter.
"It's not my fault that she makes me as crazy as her mother does when it comes to her love life. She has no one but herself to blame for that." Prue replied she didn't sound contrite in the least bit.
"Aunt Prue, don't worry about me and Dom. We're going to be fine like I keep telling everyone a little time apart is what we need. I don't want to get bored with him; I have been with him for four years." Paige pointed out not that any of that mattered to Prue.
"Paige, you owe me for stopping her right now just remember that." Chuck told his niece. The last thing he wanted was for Prue to get on one of her kicks. "Has anyone seen either of my best friends today?" he asked changing the subject.
"They had to go pick up their marriage license and their rings but they should be back any minute. We figured that we would let them spend a little bit of time together today since they have been separated for so long." Nicole answered his question.
"Of course that means it's a good thing that none of us are at the apartment right now since that is probably the first stop they made." Henry said walking into the room. He had his left arm in a sling. The others that had been in the attic were following close behind him.
"What happened to your arm child?" Big Henry asked his son. He wasn't really sure that he wanted to know the answer to that question.
"Nurse Nancy happened to my arm. She thought it would be fun to torture me so that is what she did." Hank replied with a grin on his face.
"Hey, I was helping you out buddy. Fuck with me and see if I help your ass ever again." Maria raged at him.
"Sis, he was only teasing you know how the big goofball is." Bianca tried calming her sister.
"I know that and I was teasing with him." Maria replied rolling her eyes.
"Dad, in answer to your question I dislocated my shoulder the other day and when it popped back in place it pinched a nerve. Maria dislocated it again and then she popped it back in. I can't lift my arm above my head right now that is the reason for the sling." Hank explained to his father.
"That's wonderful, Liz is going to have your ass when she finds out that you got hurt before her wedding." Cole laughed at him.
"Lizzie only thinks that I'm scared of her Cole. No one in their right mind is scared of Liz, she is like the Daphne of our group." Hank replied smugly.
"Hank, I wouldn't let my sister hear me say that about her if I were you. She'll sic Wyatt on your ass." Troy was trying hard not to laugh at that thought.
"I'm not scared of Wyatt either." Hank reminded him.
"Did you guys finish with that list of demons yet?" Prue asked her nieces and nephews.
"That list is history, we killed the last demon a little while ago." Parker answered his sister.
"Good, I was going to have to do drastic things to you children if you hadn't finished that list." Piper said nodding her head.
"Park, how do you work with both my sister and Aunt Billie all day everyday?" Chuck asked the younger man. The two women he had just mentioned had managed to give him one hell of a headache.
"Well, I tend to tune them both out a lot. It helps, it doesn't help much but it does help a little bit and that is the only thing I need." Parker replied.
"That is just great the two of them about drove me nuts today. I don't know how you handle it." Chuck mused.
"Has anyone seen my daughter?" Maria asked and not a second later both Jeremiah and Lyn walked into the kitchen. They were both covered in finger paint.
"What have you two been up two?" Frank asked the two toddlers. He found the whole situation amusing.
"Playing," the two answered in unison.
Bianca kneeled down in front of the two tykes. "What exactly have you been playing?" she asked. While Frank found this amusing she found it downright hilarious.
"We got into a fight with finger paints, Aunt B." Lyn said smiling up at her aunt.
"What Lyn said," Jeremiah agreed nodding his little vigorously.
Bianca stared at them both intently for a moment and then she nodded her head. "I find that to be a totally acceptable use of your time." She told them smiling. It was taking her all her power not to bust out laughing.
"You would find this amusing." Maria rolled her eyes at her little sister.
Bianca chuckled, "No, I find it hilarious." She replied.
"For what it's worth I did tell Jack not to leave those two alone. But he didn't listen to me; I knew that something like this was bound to happen. Lyn and Jack together were never a good combination I don't know why he expected that her and Jeremiah would behave." Paige threw out there.
"Oriana Lyn, do you do these things just to give mommy a headache?" Maria asked her daughter.
"No, we were just playing." Lyn replied innocently.
"B how is it that I had a child who turned out like you?" Maria asked her voice held a hint of a whine.
"You my friend got very lucky." Bianca replied like it was no big deal.
"She is no longer spending time alone with dad, that is what's wrong with you and I imagine that that is what's wrong with her too." Maria said putting her foot down.
"I resent that statement. There is nothing wrong with you, Oriana, or Chase and you all spent time alone with me." Frank protested but he knew that he was bad where Bianca and his granddaughter were concerned.
"Dad, just the other day you bribed Paige by telling her that she could loot your stash of weapons. So I'm not lying when I say that you're that bad." Maria pointed out to him.
"There is nothing wrong with me aside from my Halliwell blood. I'm not going to turn up my nose at the offer of free weapons that would be stupid." Paige said like Maria was talking crazy.
"Jeb, your mommy is going to kill you when she sees what a mess you are." Derek really didn't want to laugh at his grandson but he was finding it very hard not to at the moment.
"Daddy said that we could play whatever we wanted as long as we didn't burn the house down." Jeremiah informed his grandfather.
"That was very nice of him, I'm glad to know that he draws the line somewhere." Piper said rolling her eyes.
"Bubby, I don't think I want to know how you managed to make such a mess out of yourself. I now have to add giving you a bath to the list of things I already have to do. Thank you for that Jeremiah." Emily groaned when she came in the side door with the other teenagers and Mel.
"Jackie told him and Lyn that they could do whatever they wanted as long as they didn't burn the house down. Take it up with your boyfriend when he gets back from shopping." Piper told her.
"Aunt Piper, I hope you're not attached to your son because I'm going to kill him." Emily seethed.
"Guys, where is Hailey?" Henry asked when he noticed that she was absent.
"Gee whiz dad, I really wish you wouldn't ask that question." Carly said she knew where her cousin was but she didn't want to tell her father.
"Charlotte, you never lie to me the way your sister does. Where is your cousin?" Henry asked his younger daughter.
"She went out with Dante." Patty admitted right off the bat. Her father had used her full middle name and she didn't want to tempt fate.
"I think that I'm going to have to have a little talk with Dante. It's bad enough that he hangs around B and encourages some of her stupid ideas." Hank mused thoughtfully.
"I will have you know that my ideas aren't stupid. But I will put the fear of God in that boy." Bianca spoke up.
"I wouldn't know how to act if the women in this family ever dated a guy who was their age." Henry said shaking his head.
"Dad, I will have you know that Ricky is younger than I am by a couple of months." Patty protested.
"Chuck is four years older than Prue, Jason is seven years older than Carly, Roman is four years older than Mel, Troy is seven years older than Val. I could go on but I think you get the picture." Henry ranted as he ran his hands over his face.
"You're preaching to the choir Uncle Hen, I have been trying for years to get those girls to date boys their own age but it doesn't work." Wyatt said he and Liz had just orbed into the kitchen.
"It's nice of you two to finally join us. I mean it's not like we were vanquishing demons or anything important." Roman said sarcastically.
"We had things to do today. We had to get the marriage license and our rings." Liz told him.
"Well, then that makes it all ok. It's not like we were after these demons so you two could get married in peace or anything." Troy was being just as sarcastic as Roman had been.
Liz ignored her brother and turned to Hank. "Here take these." She said handing him a little brown envelope.
Hank took it but there was confusion written plainly on his face. "What is this?" he asked.
"Our rings, you're the only one I trust with them. I can't remember the last time you lost something and I know that you won't lose these. I can't say that I trust Chuck or Jake nearly as much." Liz replied.
"I promise you that I won't lose these Lizzie." Hank swore giving her a reassuring smile.
"Lizzie, Wy I think that it might be time to start getting ready." Nicole spoke up. She saw how they looked at each other with longing in their eyes.
"Five more minutes Aunt Nic." Wyatt begged he didn't want to be separated from Liz again so soon.
Chris rolled his eyes at his brother. "Dude, after tonight it's not like that the two of you aren't going to spend the rest of your lives together. I think that you can survive not seeing her for a couple of hours."
"Fine but I don't have to like it." Wyatt crossed his arms over his chest and a pout came to his face.
"I love you Wy," Liz said wrapping her arms around his neck.
"I love you too Lizzie." Wyatt replied kissing her.
"I guess it's time to get this show on the road." Piper announced clapping her hands.
"Come on you can't be serious Dante. There is no way that you wanted to be a cab driver when you grew up." Hailey laughed at their current topic of conversation. They were sitting in a coffee shop. It was the most normal thing that she had done in a long time.
"I'm dead serious you can ask my mom is you don't believe me. I even had the little hat and everything. I was such an odd child that it's not funny. Since I've been working for Uncle Frank I have toyed with the idea of becoming a cop though. So it's not like you can't say I haven't become more normal over the years." Dante said defending himself.
"There is no going back from a cab driver that has to be the most ridiculous thing I have every heard in my entire life. I mean sure I went through a period where I wanted to be a ballerina but that is normal. You my friend are not normal at all." Hailey replied still laughing at him.
Dante put his hand over his heart like her comments had wounded him. "A guy bears his soul to you and you laugh at him. That is cold Hailey. I guess I shouldn't tell you that there was one point when I wanted to be an opera singing baseball player."
"I don't know what it is with you and the opera and I'm not sure that I want to know so I'm not going to ask." Hailey said shaking her head at him. She couldn't remember the last time that she had had this much fun.
"I'm telling you that you need to lay off of the opera it is a seriously cool thing. I'm taking you against your will whether you want to go or not. At least then you will have an idea of what you're making fun of." Date said defensively.
"Ok, well if I do that for you. You are going to a Giants game with me in the spring. I'm not a normal girl I like sports." Hailey shrugged.
"A woman after my own heart. I will totally go to a ballgame with you. You're not hurting my feelings there. You are every man's dream. We all want a woman who can talk sports." The more Dante talked to her the more attractive she became to him.
"You also all want a blonde bimbo, I might be blonde but I'm not a bimbo so you're out of luck there pal." Hailey commented with a smile.
Dante laughed, "I don't even know why I like talking to you, you are so mean to me."
"I'm not mean to you I wouldn't tease you if I didn't like you." Hailey assured him. "Besides that you should be used to being talked to this way you are friends with B after all."
"This is true I have gotten into more trouble with that woman than I like to admit. She's crazy when she wants to be but she is damn good at what she does. I couldn't think of anyone else I rather have by my side when shit goes down." Dante agreed.
"You should see her and my cousin Hank together they function like a machine. If he doesn't think up so off the wall idea then she does." Hailey informed him.
"I know all about Hank too, trust me on this one. He is all that she has talked about for years." Dante stated. She was preaching to the choir on that one.
Hailey loved the way that being with him made her feel. She had just about forgotten about Brady's stubborn ass and the way that he had been ignoring her lately. But they had agreed to be just friends. "So I already know that you were an abnormal child. What about high school?" she asked.
"Don't even get me started on high school. I was the stereotypical jock I played football and baseball. I pretty much ruled that damn school and not that I would have admitted to it back then but I'm pretty smart." Dante informed her.
"I play softball and soccer. I know more useless facts than anyone in this world should. There is nothing wrong with being smart at all. I think that you and I would have made quite the pair together." Hailey joked.
"I think that we make quite the pair together now. I really like spending time with you Hailey." Dante told her seriously.
Hailey looked into his brown eyes and she felt like she could get lost in them. "I like spending time with you too Dante. It makes me feel normal with everything else that I have to do."
Dante licked his lips that were feeling dry because of his nerves. He could feel his heart hammering in his chest. "Don't get mad but I'm going to kiss you now." he said as he leaned over the table.
"Give it your best shot." Hailey said leaning over to meet him half way. When their lips met they both felt a jolt of electricity shot through their bodies. The kiss was short and simple there was nothing fancy but it left them both feeling breathless.
Dante gingerly brought his fingers up to his lips. "That was pretty amazing." He said with a goofy smile on his face.
"I have to admit you're a pretty good kisser." Hailey agreed. She could feel her whole body humming with pleasure. She didn't mean to but in the back of her mind she was comparing kissing him to kissing Brady.
Dante was going to reply when his cell buzzed. He looked down at it and groaned. "I hate to do this to you but I have to go. Some idiot skipped bail and now I have to go track him down." He cursed mentally the last thing he wanted to do was leave her.
"Don't worry about it I have to get going too. I need to go home and get ready for my cousin's rehearsal dinner. Listen if you're not doing anything tomorrow night I really need a date to my cousin's wedding." Hailey offered. She didn't know why she said that but it felt right.
Dante smiled at her. "I would love to be your date I'm free tomorrow night. You just tell me when and where, I'll be there with bells on. I really do need to go now though." He accepted her offer.
"I'll see you later." Hailey grinned at him.
"You can count on it." Dante replied pecking her on the lips before he walked out of the coffee shop.
Henry was standing at the sink in Bianca's bathroom. At the moment he was locked in heated battle with his razor. It wasn't that there was anything wrong with it; his problem was that he couldn't hold his arm at the required angle for shaving and he really couldn't shave with his right hand.
"Honey, what are you doing?" Bianca asked him standing in the doorway. She let her eyes drink in the sight of his half naked body. No matter how many times she saw him with his clothes off he still took her breath away.
"I am trying to will my beard off of my face." Henry replied a tad bit on the sarcastic side.
"You can't shave right now can you?" Bianca asked knowing damn well what his problem was.
"Nope, I can barely grip the razor in my hand much less shave." Henry admitted.
"Do you want me to do it for you?" Bianca offered trying to be helpful.
"I'm going to leave a goatee if you think that you can do that then I would really love for you to do this for me." Henry replied he hated feeling helpless but at the moment he really had no other choice in the matter.
"I can manage that Hank. I promise we'll have you looking good in no time. Just follow me to the kitchen." Bianca said pulling him by his right hand. She grabbed his razor off of the sink, the can of shaving cream, and her portable mirror. She sat him down at the kitchen table. She filled a bowl full of warm water; she used a dishrag to dampen his face before she applied the shaving cream.
"B, have you ever done this before?" Henry asked her sounding a little nervous.
"Yes I have done this before I promise that there is nothing for you to worry about." Bianca assured him.
"Who was stupid enough to let you shave him?" Henry asked this really wasn't the best idea that either of them had ever had.
Bianca mock glared at him. "I have shaved you before you just don't remember it because it was when you going through withdraws." She informed him. That was the most that she had ever told him about what happened when he had come down off of the booze.
"Oh, I guess I really wasn't in a position to protest then." Henry said lamely so that they didn't have an awkward moment.
Bianca put her fingers under his chin and forced him to meet her eyes with his own. "You have nothing to be ashamed of you were sick. I shouldn't have told you that because you don't need to know what all happened then. It's in the past anyway."
"It would be nice if I didn't have that hole in my memory but I guess you're right." Henry relented there were some things that he was better off not knowing and this was one of those things.
"Of course I'm right, I'm right more than you're willing to admit." Bianca replied like he was talking crazy.
Henry chuckled, "Way to be modest there B."
"Hank, it's not very wise for you to make fun of the woman with the razor in her hand." She pointed out to him.
"Just get me shaved woman," he ordered her playfully.
"You're lucky that I know you're joking or you would be in deep shit." She told him. She took his razor and she very gently began shaving him. "I can't believe that this is only a couple days worth of beard. You're hair seriously grows too fucking fast." She commented. He seriously had a mountain man look going on at the moment. She liked it but he was being forced to make himself look presentable.
"You know you like how rugged I look when I have a beard don't even lie." He teased her. He liked that she had been paying so much time showing him how much she loved him lately.
"I find you incredibly sexy with a beard but you can always let it grow back later." she replied as she continued shaving him.
"You can count on that hot stuff I'll do whatever it takes to make you happy." He assured her in case she didn't already know that.
"Hank, at some point you and I need to have a talk about us being married." She told him. She had been putting it off for months but she couldn't put it off for much longer.
"Yeah I know, but let's not think about that for a couple of days. I promise we'll talk about it." He swore to her. He didn't want to open that can of warms without knowing where it was going to lead.
Jack orbed into Emily's room he had of course sensed to make sure she was dressed before he orbed in. They really didn't have time to get distracted by each other so he was determined not to let that happen.
"Hey Em," Jack said announcing his arrival.
Emily jumped out of her closet and clutched her chest. "Jesus Christ Jack, you scared the shit out of me. Make some noise next time." She scolded him.
"I'm sorry, I just wanted to know which tie you think goes better with this outfit." Jack said holding up a red tie and a blue tie. He was wearing a black shirt.
"Wear the red tie it'll look nicer with the shirt you have on." Emily told him as she found a dress to wear.
"I was also wondering what you wanted me to put on Jeb." Jack stated but it was more of a question.
"Just make sure he doesn't look like a little redneck other than that I don't care what you put on him." Emily replied.
Jack chuckled at that he knew that she would say something like that. "Relax Em, he is wearing a suit and tie. As a matter of fact he is already dressed. I just couldn't resist coming over here to see you."
"Jackie, don't you try to be charming right now we don't have time to have sex. And furthermore Ricky is home, he would shit a brick if he knew you were in here right now." Emily told him. She didn't know what to do about her brother he insisted on treating her like a baby.
"I wouldn't dream of it Em, but come up with an excuse as to why you can't come home tomorrow night because I want to spend some time with you." Jack said making his eyebrows dance.
"If Charlie sleeps over tomorrow night and she without a doubt will, Ricky won't know if I'm here or not.' Emily replied smirking.
"Good it's a date then." Jack said smiling.
"Damn right it's a date, I can't wait to get my hands on that sexy body of yours it has been a couple of days." Emily said wrapping her arms around his hard body. He filled out the suit that he had on just right.
"Em, I really wish you wouldn't press yourself up against me like that I might not be able to control myself." Jack said his normally husky voice had dropped a couple of octaves with lust.
"I guess it isn't wise to tease you like this right now because you are really bad about teasing me when we get into bed." Emily replied rubbing her hand up and down his chest.
"Damn it Emily, you are so going to pay for this later. I have to go now; I left the boy on mom's mercy. She is only patient with him for so long before he starts to grate on her nerves." Jack growled at her.
"You had better go we wouldn't want Aunt Piper to do anything to our son." Emily said kissing him passionately.
"You just keep digging yourself a hole woman paybacks are hell." Jack warned her before he orbed out.
"All I'm going to say is this, for two people who weren't in love with each other they sure do stare into each other's eyes a lot." Prue threw out there to the room as a whole. They were in P3 they had successfully made it through the rehearsal dinner and now they were unwinding.
"No it wasn't that they didn't love each other it was they didn't like each other that way." Chris corrected her rolling his eyes as he watched his brother and his fiancé stare at each other.
"My personal favorite is 'I don't like Lizzie that way she is like sister to me'. I have news for you people if Chase ever starts looking at me the way Wyatt looks at Liz I'm going to slug him on principle." Bianca was quoting Wyatt on that one.
"My favorite is 'Prue you don't know what you're talking about we're just friends'." Prue said shaking her head. She was glad that those two had finally made it this far but they sure had given her one hell of a headache in the process.
"Leave those two alone you guys. They were idiots and they know that, now they are just making up for lost time." Piper chided them.
"Piper, don't defend them they have always looked at each other like that. If you knew just how many times I have had to throw your son out of my house this week you wouldn't be saying that." Nicole chimed in. She had had to turn into a prison warden to keep those two apart.
"They are in love professionally I find it very endearing, personally they tend to get on my nerves sometimes." Coop just had to put his two cents in on the matter.
"Coop, I had to physically remove the boy from Liz's bedroom the other night. They do more than get on my nerves sometimes." Cole said rolling his eyes.
"I think that you all need to leave them alone I'm glad that someone was able to make that girl happy. Lord knows that I didn't do a good job of it." Tim piped up.
"Tim, you didn't have to see them when they were dancing around each other you just get the end result. You can't even begin to imagine how bad they were." Leo sighed and shook his head just at the thought.
Tim was going to reply but he saw that Liz was up on stage and behind the piano. "Nicole, what is your daughter doing?" he asked his ex.
"Your guess is as good as mine on that one, that girl hasn't touched a piano since you left." Nicole shrugged in reply.
Liz soon put an end to the mystery. "Mom, I know that you have to be wondering what I'm doing up here right now. Well, I have something that I need to do just sit back and listen." She said into the mic. She began playing a tune on the piano.
"Mama, you taught me to do the right tings so now you have to let your baby fly. You've given me everything that I will need to make it through this crazy thing called life. And I know you watched me grow and only want what's best for me. And I think I found the answer to your prayers." Liz began singing she was already finding it hard to keep the tears at bay.
"I'm going to kill that girl she knows I'm hormonal anyway it's not going to take much to make me cry right now." Nicole could already feel the tears forming in her eyes.
"And he is good, so good he treats your little girl like a real man should. He is good, so good he makes promises he keeps no he's never gonna leave. So don't you worry about me, don't you worry about me." Liz sang that part with so much feeling that it scared her. That was everything that Wyatt had been telling her for years.
Wyatt felt himself tearing up because he loved her so much and he knew that she worried about him leaving her. "Not one word and I mean it." he warned his brother and his voice was all choked up.
"Mama there's no way you'll ever lose me giving me away is not goodbye. As you watch me walk down to my future I hope tears of joy are in your eyes. 'Cause he is good, so good and he treats your little girl like a real man should. He is good, so good he makes promises he keeps no he's never gonna leave. So don't you worry about me, don't you worry about me." Liz kept singing she knew that if she were to look up from the piano she would lose it.
"I swear that child just loves to test my limits." Nicole said wiping a tear away from her face.
Tim felt horrible because he was the one who had made her feel like every man she got close to was going to walk out on her. He had known that he hurt her he just hadn't realized how badly until that moment.
"And when I watch my baby grow up I'll only want what's best for her and I hope she'll find the answer to my prayers. And that she'll say. He is good, so good and he treats your little girl like a real man should. He is good so good he makes promises he keeps no he's never gonna leave. So don't you worry about me don't you worry about me. Mama don't you worry about me, don't you worry about me." Liz finished singing and playing. She couldn't help but smile at that last line. Any daughters that she and Wyatt had would be lucky to date by the time they were thirty.
"Girl, I think you like making me cry." Nicole said wrapping her arms around her daughter when she walked over to her.
"No, I was only telling the truth mom." Liz replied as she felt a few tears slip down her face.
"I know you found one of the good guys." Nicole replied brushing her tears away.
"That I did." Liz said smiling when she caught sight of Wyatt.
"Go to your boy, I know you want to." Nicole told her.
"Thanks mom, you're the best." Liz replied kissing her cheek.
Troy got up and cleared his throat when he saw his sister walking over. "If you'll all excuse me I'm in need of a drink." He announced. It wasn't hard to tell that he was holding back tears.
Wyatt grinned as he took Liz in his arms. "Lizzie, I think you made your brother cry." He joked.
"He isn't the big tough guy that he wants everyone to think he is. I know that he is a softy underneath it all." Liz replied.
"Hey Lizzie, I'm right here and I always will be." Wyatt said kissing her temple.
"Like I said before I'm going to hold you to that Halliwell." Liz replied. She loved how being in his arms made her feel.
"And I'll be here to prove it." Wyatt promised.
"Ro, you're the official time keeper. How are we doing?" Chris asked his sister's boyfriend a little while later.
"It's about time for us to get going if we want to get back at a reasonable hour." Roman informed him consulting his watch.
"Of course, we wouldn't want a certain someone to be hungover at his own wedding." Troy agreed.
"What did you guys do?" Wyatt asked.
"That is not your concern Wyatt, you just need to roll with it." Chuck told him.
"Guys, I don't want to do this I just want to go to bed." Wyatt complained.
Chris took offense to that comment. "Hell no, it is my God given right as your brother to get you and me both drunk as fuck tonight and I plan on doing that. You can object all you want to but this bachelor party is happening."
"Fine, but I don't have to like it." Wyatt relented.
"We knew that you would see things our way." Parker grinned at his nephew.
"Wy, you and Lizzie need to say your good nights to each other now because you won't see each other again until the wedding." Prue informed her cousin.
Wyatt went to Liz and threw his arms around her. "Just so you know I would much rather go home and watch a movie with you," he told her.
"Let them have their fun Wy, just think at this time tomorrow night we'll be married." Liz said excitedly.
"I know and I can't wait, I don't like sleeping without you right there next to me." Wyatt told her pulling her closer to him.
"I love you so much Wuvey Bear." Liz said staring deep into his eyes.
"I love you too Lizzie." Wyatt said leaning down to kiss her.
"Alright you two, that will be enough of that. We all have things to do so it's time to part ways." Prue put her foot down.
"Fine, drag me off to whatever torture you have planned for me." Liz sighed dramatically.
The guys drug Wyatt to a strip club and not surprisingly Troy seemed to know all the strippers.
"Troy, do I want to know why all the girls in here know you?" Henry asked his friend as he tossed down a shot.
"The simple answer to that is no, the more complicated answer is I used to spend a lot of my time here. Hell, if I don't figure out what I did to piss Val off I might have to start spending time here again." Troy replied as he did a shot.
"Dude, just say you're sorry and hope like hell that that works. She is a Halliwell woman and she is known to get pissed off for no reason." Jake professed solemnly he was well on his way to being drunk.
"I tried that already and I'm still getting the cold shoulder I honestly don't know what I did to her this time." Troy swore. He really didn't know what he did to upset Val but he knew that it had to be something big.
"God knows it does no good asking what you did because that only pisses them off more." Chuck said shaking his head. Thankfully Prue very rarely got mad at him.
"That doesn't piss them off half as bad as it does when you won't argue with them. When Mel gets mad I just smile and nod at her. It pisses her off so bad and then I end up paying for it but it is so worth it." Roman chuckled.
"Damn, I'm going to have to ask Cal to try that move sometimes, she's a dancer she bends that way." Parker was really engrossed in watching the strippers.
"I find that cheerleaders bend in all kind of good ways." Wyatt smirked he of course was talking about Liz. Now that they had him out he wasn't so opposed to the idea.
"Dude, that is my sister you're talking about I don't need details." Troy said shaking his head to rid himself of those thoughts.
"I tell Coop the same thing when he starts talking about his sex life." Chuck said he didn't want to hear about the things he and Lilly did together in bed.
"You are all a bunch of big babies. I'm glad that I don't have sisters I don't have that problem." Chord said he too was very interested in the strippers.
"Chord, you keep looking at them like that and I think that we're going to have to tell O about this." Henry laughed.
"There isn't really anything going on between me and O. She still isn't over you Hank. I'm giving her time before I try to talk her into anything. We've kissed a few times and that is it." Chord replied.
"Don't make me tell her sister that you're ogling other women that way but you want to be with her. B will kick your ass into the middle of next week." Henry joked with him. He pretended like he hadn't heard what he said about her not being over him.
"I really wish you wouldn't drag B into this. She would kill me dead." Chord said dramatically.
"I think we can leave B out of this but only because I refuse to break the bro code." Henry replied thoughtfully.
Jack chuckled and shook his head. "I can't believe I allowed myself to be drug into this."
"I can't believe you find anything that comes out of their mouths shocking." Alan pointed out to him.
"Really, I can't wrap my head around this being the group of people we grew up with." Brady threw out there.
"They are young and wild like we are we shouldn't be surprised." Dom said logically.
"You four are entirely too sober right now. I think that we need to change that." Chris said walking over with a tray full of shots.
"Wy, you better enjoy this it's your last night as a free man." Jake said handing his cousin a shot.
"After this it's 'honey I'm happy doing whatever you want to do'." Chuck advised him.
"I don't know why you two are complaining you both love being married." Troy shook his head at their attempt to scare Wyatt.
"Of course we love being married we are just giving him a hard time." Jake winked at him.
"I'm never getting married just so you all know that." Troy said he had been saying the same thing for years.
"You say that now but just you wait one of these days Val is going to get you to the alter." Jake was laughing his ass off at the thought.
"At least I don't have to worry about anyone whining to me about wanting to have a baby." Troy countered.
"That woman knows that I want to wait until at least finish my undergrad degree before I think about having kids." Jake said. That was the compromise that the two of them had managed to come to.
"I can only keep putting Prue off for so long. She really wants kids and I'm really not ready to let go of the freedom we have just yet." Chuck did a full body shake. He knew that she would get her way sooner or later she always did.
"Good luck with that buddy, she is going to wear that down sooner or later." Jake was so glad that he wasn't the one who had to deal with Prue.
"And it's a matter of when it happens not if it happens. Trust me I know Maria wore my ass down pretty quick." Tyler added.
Chris's head however was in other places at the moment. He was kinda in a trance as he stared at a stripper. "I swear that it has been damn near two years since I got laid and I'm about due in that department."
"That is because you can't handle your bitches. You just need to be all like 'put out or get out woman'." Henry advised him jokingly. He would never say that to a woman who wasn't crazy much less a Hoyt woman he liked living.
"There is no way in hell that B listens to you when you say something like that." Chris said arching an eyebrow at his cousin.
Henry grinned in response. "I never said that I said that to B, I said that is what you should tell Rachel." He pointed out logically. He didn't know why he would have thought he was crazy enough to say something like that to Bianca he liked living.
"I don't know why you think he said something like that to B, he's still living. That right there is proof enough that he didn't do anything that stupid." Parker slurred a little bit. He was terrified of Bianca and he didn't care who knew it.
"How you doin' Wy?" Troy asked checking on his soon to be brother-in-law. The boy was well on his way to being plastered.
"I'm doin' great Troy, I have to tell you something." Wyatt slurred sounding dead serious.
"You can tell me anything Wy, you know that." Troy assured him.
Wyatt took a minute to collect his thoughts and to pick which Troy to talk to since he was seeing double. "I really love Lizzie and I promise you that I won't ever hurt her."
Troy chuckled and shook his head. "Big guy, there is no doubt in my mind that you love my sister and you wouldn't hurt her for anything in the world. Now come on let's live it up tonight because you're getting married in the morning."
Chris had just come back with more shots. "Come on boys I think we have some brain cells to kill." He announced passing out shots.
"Liz, the only thing you need to know about being married is that you can make him do whatever you want just by batting your eyes." Prue professed solemnly. They had gone to see some male strippers and now they were bar hopping.
"I'm sure that really works Prue." Liz laughed at her.
"For once in her life Prue isn't talking shit, it really does work. All I have to do is smile at Jake and he does whatever I want him to. I haven't taken out the trash since I got married." Lilly agreed with her sister-in-law.
"You two have always had that kind of power over men that isn't something that has happened recently." Rachel said rolling her eyes at the two younger women.
"Rach, those two do know what they're talking about for a change trust me I know." Oriana replied to that. It didn't occur to her that she probably shouldn't have made any mention of being married in front of her sister.
"I already have Parker wrapped around my little finger. All I have to do is suggest that I want something and he does it for me. Then again he does have four sisters so that might have something to do with why he tries so damn hard to keep me happy." Calleigh chuckled.
"This isn't even a normal conversation to be having. I don't know what else you expect though B, think about who you're talking about for a minute." Bianca muttered to herself.
"I worry about you sometimes girl." Maria said rolling her eyes at her younger sister.
"You guys seriously make it sound like I have to manipulate Wy to get him to do what I want. I just come right out and ask him I normally don't get any argument out of him." Liz said shaking her head at them.
"You're missing the point of this conversation Liz, it's no fun telling him what you want you need to make him sweat a little first." Prue said dismissing her previous comment.
"Liz, don't listen to them when you've been married as long as I have you realize that men are retarded and you can't play games with them. Tyler is a moron I don't think I ever realized how stupid he was until we got married. Though I will say this for him he does know what I'm talking about even when it doesn't make a whole lot of sense." Maria told her.
"Liz, you should probably listen to Maria's old ass she does know what she's talking about. She has been married most of her adult life." Oriana just loved getting under her oldest sister's skin.
"B, I'm honestly starting to understand why you're always threatening that girl, she drives me crazy sometimes." Maria knew that there was something wrong anytime she started seeing things Bianca's way.
"I have been telling you for years that she is a pain in the ass you're just now starting to see what I've been talking about." Bianca replied conversationally.
"Another thing you need to know is that men are big babies. Jake got a little cold and you would have thought that he was dying. Keep in mind when they act like that they just want to be babied. It's as simple as that." Lilly advised her.
"You haven't seen a baby until you've seen Chuck with a cold. That however was probably payback for the hell I put him through all the time." Prue mused.
"All men have their little annoying habits. With Chris take your pick, I hate that damn thing he does with his leg when he has to burn off his nervous energy." Rachel groaned.
"I know that this doesn't come as a big shock to anyone but Chuck eats in bed and it drives me nuts." Prue griped.
"Jake refuses to clean his hair out of the sink after he shaves. I seriously want to kill him when I find all his blonde hairs in the sink." Lilly shook her head.
"I married a bed hog, Tyler refuses to stay on his side of the bed and our daughter sleeps just like him." Maria rolled her eyes.
"Hank will sometimes crawl into bed and he has his damn socks on. The only reason I don't kill him is because he does it when he's just getting off work." Bianca said as long as they were dishing dirt she was going to dish.
"Wow, you guys there are seriously now words to describe how wrong it is that you talk about them this way." Oriana chuckled.
"Sweetie, is Chord not giving you any?" Prue asked her friend sarcastically.
Oriana blushed. "There really isn't anything going on between me and Chord. It's not for lack of trying on his part though. I just need a little bit more time before I start dating again." She said shrugging. She had pretty much just admitted that she wasn't over Henry.
"What women see in my brother and male cousins I will never know. But they have always had women lining up to get with them. Liz, just so you know you're marrying a man whore." Prue felt that it was her duty to inform Liz of that fact.
"Honey, he has been my best friend for years trust me I know that. I'm the only woman he's ever dated that has a brain. Though he wouldn't know that because he is too damn dense to realize things of that nature." Even with his shortcomings though Liz couldn't help loving him the way she did.
"Hey at least you're marrying a doctor at some point he is going to make some money. I married a cop enough said." Bianca said throwing her hands up.
"I married a gym coach he is very smart and yet that is what he chose to do with his life but I have no room to talk I'm going to be a social worker." Prue quipped.
"I wonder if they talk about us the same way we talk about them." Rachel wondered out loud.
"Of course they do they are lying if they tell you otherwise." Maria said like her cousin was talking crazy.
"All his shortcomings aside though I really can't wait to marry the big teddy bear." Liz said smiling at the thought.
"We know that." Prue said rolling her eyes she really needed to think about breaking that habit at some point.
"Prue, you should be thrilled after how hard you worked to get us together." Liz teased her.
"Trust me I am happier than you can imagine. It's just the way you two look at each other is seriously messed up." Prue replied.
"Enough about those damn guys we spend entirely too much time worrying about them as it is tonight we're cutting loose." Rachel announced.
"Agreed I'll go buy the shots." Bianca said getting up to go to the bar.
"B, I would really rather that I wasn't drunk at my own wedding." Liz whined.
"Too bad Lizzie. Suck it up and quit being a girl." Bianca told her as she walked off to the bar.
A/N: So here is the new episode I hope you guys liked it. This chapter was mostly a lot of fluff but I promise we'll get to some action in the later chapters. But I couldn't write Wyatt and Liz getting married without there being a lot of fluff. Hailey and Dante sure have hit it off good and there is no telling how Brady is going to take that. We all know that he has feelings for her whether he wants to admit it or not. Oriana still has feelings for Henry and that probably isn't going to end well if she comes out and admits to it. Until next time please review.