Ok, this is my first time doing a songfic, so I hope it turns out ok.
Song: Beyonce – Irreplaceable (I know it's old, but I heard it this morning and decided to use it in a songfic.)
Characters Involved: Max, Sam the wiener, Fang.
Genre: Romance (Of course =D)
Rated: T for language and a teeny bit of violence.
Short Summary: Max and the flock are still living at Anne's house and have been for the past two years. Max and Sam are dating but it all comes to and end.
To the left,
To the left.
To the left,
To the left.
"Sam, I can't do this anymore." I said gently looking into his eyes. I had gone through this speech more times than you can imagine, with countless guys. My relationship with Sam started off great. We had fun all the time, but after a few weeks I realized he'd be checking out other girls when he thought I wasn't looking. But I'm Maximum Ride, and I won't let anyone treat me like shit.
Mmmm
to the left, to the left
Everything you own in the box to the
left
In the closet, that's my stuff
Yes, if I bought it, baby,
please don't touch
"Can't do what baby?" he murmured, intent on smothering my neck in kisses. I grimaced and thought what a dumbass. We were sitting in my room, still at Anne's house. Obviously, Sam had thought I'd invited him up to my room to do something more interesting. But I'm not that kind of girl.
And
keep talking that mess, thats fine
Could you walk and talk, at the
same time?
And it's my name thats on that jag
So go move your
bags, let me call you a cab
"This. Us. I don't want to be with you anymore Sam." I replied firmly.
"Ugh. Stop messing around Max. We have more important things to do." He said cheekily. But I was being dead serious. He tried to kiss me again, but I pushed him away roughly. I got to my feet and opened the door, signalling him to leave.
Standing
in the front yard, telling me
How I'm such a fool, talking
'bout
How I'll never ever find a man like you
You got me
twisted
"Out. Now." I growled. I was getting fed up of him now. It didn't help that I was extremely impatient.
"Come on Max. You know you love me. And you know that I love you." He said sweetly.
"Sam! Go away! It's over. Build a bridge and get over it." I hissed. I couldn't raise my voice now the door was open. The flock would hear me.
You
must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I could have
another you in a minute
Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute
"Max, you're making a huge mistake." He said.
"No, the mistake was dating you. You treat me as though I'm just a trophy you show off to your friends. Well newsflash. I'm not!" I snapped back.
Sam stood up and pushed the door closed, pressing me up against it.
You
must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I can have
another you by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to
thinkin'
You're irreplaceable?
"You can't dump me. It's not over 'till I say so. You could never find anyone to replace me. I'm the best boyfriend you'll ever have." He whispered, trying to scare me. And trust me, it wasn't working.
I snorted and spat in his face. "Get away from me, jerk."
He gasped in surprise and I shoved him out of the way. My temper was flaring now.
So
go ahead and get gone
Call up that chick, and see if shes
home
Oops I bet you thought, that I didn't know
What did you
think
I was putting you out for?
Because you was untrue
Rolling
her around in the car that I bought you
Baby, drop them keys
Hurry
up, before your taxi leaves
"Don't even think about trying anything like that ever again. Just piss off. You're not wanted." I snarled.
This time, instead of trying to be intimidating, he tried a different approach. Begging.
"Please Max. Don't do this to me. You're the best girlfriend I ever had. I'd probably kill myself if I lost you." He moaned.
"Pathetic. Well I'm sorry to break it to you, Sam, but you just did loose me." I spat, my voice rising again.
Standing
in the front yard, telling me
How I'm such a fool, talking
'bout
How I'll never ever find a man like you
You got me
twisted
His eyes flashed and he was angry all over again.
"Well, Max. You just lost your best freaking boyfriend! Hate to break it to you, but you can't get anyone better than me! You just made the worst mistake of your life!" he shouted.
I yawned just to piss him off even more. Can't he think of any other reasons as to why I shouldn't dump him? He was beginning to sound a bit like a broken record.
You
must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I could have
another you in a minute
Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute
"There is someone better than you and in fact, he'll be here any minute! He treats me like freaking royalty, unlike you who treats me like a piece of crap. All you want is sex, but I don't think it's sunk into that fat, self centred head of yours. If I wanted to do that kind of thing with you, I would have done it by now! But I'm not, so I guess you can leave now!" I shouted in his face.
"Fine! But just remember this: we were made to be together. You're the hottest girl in school and I'm, obviously, the hottest guy." He said, whilst backing out of the room.
You
must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I can have
another you by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to
thinkin'
You're irreplaceable (irreplaceable)?
"That's what you think, loser." I said smirking as I slammed the door in his face.
I lay down on my bed and sighed. Sam and I had had some good times. Memories ran through my head of us at the movies and at the park. They were a few of my best times with a boyfriend. But I had had so many more good times with another boy.
You
must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I can have
another you in a minute
Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute
There was a quiet knock on my door and Fang walked in.
"Hey. You okay?" he asked.
I sighed and replied "Yeah. I just broke up with Sam."
"Yeah, we know." He said. I looked into his eyes and could have sworn they shone with happiness for a moment, and then they went flat again.
I frowned slightly and sat up. Fang came and sat next to me and put his arm round my waist. I leaned my head on his shoulder.
"I'm staying away from boyfriends for a while. I'm gonna be a free bird for the mean time." I said with a smile.
It seemed quite nice to be single again. I'm finally free. But there will always be the one special guy who I will always like.
"You sure?" Fang asked, a hint of sadness detectable in his voice.
"Hmm. Naaa." I said with a grin and turned to face him. I brushed my lips against his lightly and smiled. Fang leaned in again and crushed his lips against mine.
Matter fact, he's here right now.