Betcha never thought I would make a fic would ya?WELL YOUR WRONG!A Zim/GIR fluffy family love one-shot!Enjoy!
For Zim, it was a normal Saturday morning. He was working on a new plan for world domination down in the lab. GIR was out with his best friend Pig, also normal for GIR. What WASAN'T normal, was for GIR to burst into the lab, sobbing his heart out.
"GIR! Wh-whats wrong?" Zim asked. "It-its Pig!He w-won't wake up!" GIR sobbed. Zim thought for a moment 'Won't wake up? What does he..' and then it hit him 'he...died.' Oh Irk, he knew GIR would face death some day, but he thought GIR would at least know what happened!
Poor GIR was just sobbing into Zim's shirt, already curling up in his lap and not knowing what this eternal sleep meant. "Um...G-GIR..?" Zim tried to begin. GIR looked up and sniffled with a "Yes M-master?" Zim sighed, 'This won't be easy' he thought. "Your friend pig is...not asleep." "Whu-whut you mean?" "GIR, your pig friend is...d-dead..." GIR sobbed even harder into Zim's shirt. "I'm..sorry GIR..." Zim didn't know what else to say, even just saying sorry was unfamiliar to the Irken. "Wh-where he go when he die..?" GIR asked. Zim had a feeling GIR would ask something like that, and of course he didn't actually know. He decided to tell GIR about an Earth theory that would probly be the best thing to say to the heartbroken SIR.
"Well GIR, I can promise you that he'll be happy where he's going." This seemed to perk GIR up a bit. "R-really?" "Yes, it's a place called heaven and its very nice there. They have grass, trees, lakes, all kinds of good stuff like that! And there are plenty of other little pig friends there to, with lots of food and other...pig stuff..!"Zim said confidently, trying to cheer GIR up. And it worked. "YAY!PIGS GUNNA BE OKAY!" GIR cheered, his felt ears perked back up. Zim smiled, even though him comforting GIR was VERY OOC for him, he didn't mind. It was a relief to see GIR back to his cheery-self.
"Zim thinks we should spend the rest of the day together GIR." Zim said, wanting GIR to know that Zim will always be there for him. "AAWWW, YER DA BESTEST MASTER EVER!""Heh, well you go get Minimoose and I'll get my disguise. First we'll hang at home and eat snacks, then we'll go bother the Dib-monkey. How does that sound?" "IT SOUND FUUUN! I GO GET MOOSE RIGHT NOW!" GIR hopped out of the chair and turned to go get Minimoose but then he stopped and turned around...and gave Zim a big bear hug catching Zim by surprise. "I love you so much masterrrrrrr!" GIR purred. "I, eh...care very much for you to GIR." Zim replied, not being able to muster the word love. GIR skipped off to fetch Minimoose.
The strange trio spent the rest of the day eating snacks and annoying Dib, as a family of course.
R&R OR I SHALL SEND MY RABID SIR AFTER YOU!Her name is BIR and she's hopt up on Monster!RETREAT!
