First storie so ...... Eragon decides tomake a movie way better than the previous one WARNING: LOT'S OF RANDOMNESS

DISCLAIMERS: I DO NOT OWN ANY CARACTER OF ERAGON OR ANYTHING ELSE

Eragon, Murtagh, Orik and Durza came out of theatre after watching Eragon the movie. They were all pissed off except for the shade who for some unknown reason kept putting his hands down his pants and moaning every time he saw an urgal or himself on the wide screen.

Murtagh: Well that was a piece of crap.

Durza: Take that back!!

Murtagh: I will when you stop calling me emo

Durza: I'll stop calling you emo when you stop calling me gay

Murtagh: I'll stop calling you gay when you get rid of that dress in your closet

Durza: You swore that you wouldn't talk about it anymore!!!!

Murtagh: Yeah but you never said anything about talking about it in public

Durza: That's it!!!!! I'm leaving!!

Murtagh: Where exactly?

Durza: At that gay ba....I mean that super cool not gay bar on the other side of the street

There was a long silence. Then Durza ran towards his destination. Upon entering, he was immediately attacked by baboons. They pushed Durza down knocking him unconscious. He woke up and found himself surrounded by even more baboons.

Baboon #1: Welcome prisoner, to the torture chamber! Here you will encounter the most evil forms of torture known to our species; THE MAGICAL BABOONS OF THE GAY BAR!!!!

Durza: Where am I? Who are you people?

Baboon #1: I just told you. Didn't you hear what I said?

Durza: How can you talk? Where am I?

Baboon #1: .......just start torturing him.

A screen lowered itself in front of Durza and a red puppet came out of it. No matter where you are its soulless black eyes would see right through you.

Elmo: Hello kids! Let's sing the alphabet! A, B, C, D......

Durza: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! THE HORROR!!!!! IM LEARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baboon #2: Relax; you only need to do 10 more hours of this and you can continue on the other hundreds.

Durza: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Baboon #2: And after that you get free pie.

Durza: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Eragon: I bet we could make a way better movie than what we just saw. If I ever made a movie I would be filthy rich and.......wait a second, I got an idea!

5 minutes later...

Eragon, leader of the nudist rebellion, charged towards the hobo army with the remaining nudist soldiers in a final attempt to overthrow their control over the beach. They were outnumbered 3 to 1 but luck was on their side; most of the hobos were swept in the sea by a wave and eaten by sharks. The rest were easy to deal with thanks to Eragon's cloth throwing archers. Finally, the battle was over, the nudists won and the beach was free again. Just as they were about to celebrate, Eragon stopped to think.

Eragon: Wait a second, I got another idea! I'll make a movie, become filthy rich and-

He heard sirens, a police car drives by and an officer comes out.

Officer: Who is responsible for this mess!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eragon: He is! (points at Durza who barely escaped the evil baboons).

Durza: What?

Before Durza could talk again, he was handcuffed and sat in the back of the police car. The last thing he said before being driven away was 'WAIT I FORGOT MY PIE!!!!!'

Eragon: So.... who wants to be in my movie?

Orik: Count me in!

Durza: MEEEEEEE TOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (waving at Eragon from the back of the car)

Murtagh: Give me one good reason why I would say yes.

Eragon: I'll buy you a taco?

Murtagh: YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eragon: Then its settled, we start filming as soon as we bust Durza out of prison or forget about him

Orik: Hey look its the ice cream man!!!!

Eragon: AFTER HIM!!!!!!!!!!

Will Murtagh get his taco? Will Durza ever get his free pie? Will the ice cream man ever come out from Eragon's feeding frenzy alive? Tune in to find out

Please review and tell me if i should make another chapter