I Don't Own Kingdom Hearts. Enjoy the oneshot

Sleepwalking Teatime

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Roxas groaned as he found himself in the kitchen after he RTC'd. A quick glance to the clock told him it was roughly 3:30 a.m. He meandered over to the refrigerator, only to find no leftovers, nor anything that could be readily made into something edible. He opened the freezer and grinned as he discovered a pint of ice cream. He sat down at the island and began to devour it.

A loud bump startled him drawing his attention to the doorway where Saix bumped into the frame again before wandering into the room. He made his way around the kitchen to find and fill a kettle. Roxas nervously stared at the blue haired nobody as he took out a canister and pulled out two cups.

Roxas gulped and hurried to finish his ice cream. He stood up and went to leave the kitchen when Saix mumbled, "Sit down thirteen."

Roxas froze as his mind raced to come up with any excuse to get Saix to allow him to escape. "Uh…"A firm hand pressed him into the seat. "Sit." Saix said as a cup of jasmine tea was set before him.

"Yessir…"

Saix went along and poured himself some tea as he sat down. Roxas blinked at Saix before he noticed the listless and vacant stare that he wore. It was then he realized that Saix was asleep. You have got to be kidding me… Roxas thought as he sipped on his tea.

"Thirteen."

Roxas twitched as Saix put a hand on his shoulder.

"As one of your Superiors, it is my duty to tell you about something very important to one you age."

"O-okay…" Roxas said nervously.

"I am going to talk to you about the birds and the bees…"

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Axel sighed as he punched his alarm clock irritably. It was his turn to 'cook' breakfast though in his case, breakfast consisted in sticking several boxes of cereal on the table and a gallon of milk placed at each end. Lucky him. He meandered his way into the kitchen only to pause as he found a frazzled Roxas sitting at the island, clutching a cup of cold tea with a death grip.

"Roxas?" Axel frowned and put a hand on Roxas's shoulder.

"Help rape! No means no!" Roxas screamed at the top of his lungs as he broke from his stupor.

"What the hell?" Axel took a step back. Roxas blinked up at Axel before tightly hugging the taller nobody.

Roxas let go of Axel as he took some deep breaths, he smiled weakly. "Sorry Axel…"

Axel smiled and ruffled Roxas' hair. "It's okay. What the hell happened to you?"

"Well I was sitting in here when Saix came in…"