AUTHOUR'S NOTE: This is a story about a mercenary team, flying through space. A red fox and a blue-colored red fox fall in love. They defeat a flying monkey head…
HA! Had you there for a second. I'll never write anything like that. My material is, and will always be, different from the video game's history and discography.
I'm Ichibod Ricct. And, I have approved this message.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything Starfox related. I just use them for stories. Got a problem, Foxhound?
In a classroom, full of rambunctious high school students, sitting on desks or standing in groups, talking loudly, with occasional paper airplanes sailing across the room, sat two kids, Katt and Fox. Katt sat behind Fox.
She leaned up over Fox's shoulder, "Hey, Fox," Katt whispered into his ear, to get his attention over the roaring noise of the other classmates.
"What, Katt?" Fox asked.
Katt leaned closer to his face, as the noise grew in intensity. "Where's our teacher?"
"I don't know."
"Oh…," she sat back down in her seat.
Fox lowered his head onto his chest, and snoozed a little, till the door swung open, and the other students quieted. If this had been any other teacher, the kids would have started their talking back up a bit. But, this wasn't an ordinary teacher. It was the volleyball coach, one of the alternative school teachers, and the stunning beauty, all rolled into one. Ms. Fara Phoenix.
Fox's eyes lit up.
The boys immediately got quiet and sat in their desks, attempting to behave themselves to impress the female teacher.
But, she came in only to see Fox and Katt sitting quietly. She wasn't one with her patient side this morning. Ms. Fara had to break up a fight this morning, in the commons area.
She walked to the front of the classroom, the guys watching her movement, in extreme interest, and the girls, in extreme jealousy.
She grabbed a piece of chalk and scraped it on the chalkboard. A loud screeching noise echoed from the board, and all the pupils covered their ears and yelled, "Stop!"
Ms. Fara threw the chalk piece back on the metal holder. "Hello, class. I'm Ms. Phoenix. Your teacher is sick, today, probably from your behavior. I have your history of classroom conduction, and it doesn't say satisfaction. Not even tolerable!"
The girls were taken back, by her sharp usage of common words, but the guys could only get excited even more.
"Now, I'm not saying it's all of you." She took out a slip of paper, and started to write what was written, on the board, while saying, "Now, while Mr. Anderson is taking a well deserved rest from you all, you will finish these assignments by the end of the day."
"Aww…," everyone, even Katt, except Fox, moaned in unison."
"NO BELLY-ACHING!" she shouted.
Everyone immediately shut up, frightened.
However, Fox just day dreamed how great she would be with their children, his smiling face in his hands, and his elbows on the table.
He snapped back to reality, when Katt kicked his butt.
"What," Fox snapped, rubbing his rear.
"We can work in partners. Be my partner."
"Alright, no need to resort to violence."
"Whatever, turn your desk around."
Being that he was interrupted, rudely interrupted, from his daydreaming, he groaned and a short, loud groan then grabbed the sides of his desk and turned himself around.
Facing Katt, now, he asked. "So, what do we do?"
"Look at the board," she said, pointing to the board behind him.
Fox turned his head, to see the board, but he saw Ms. Phoenix sit down in a chair, and pulled out a book. Fox concentrated on her tawny-colored legs, coming from her short, yet school appropriate, skirt. His eyes traveled up her legs to her…Netherlands.
"oh…," Fox sighed. He twisted back in Katt's direction. "So, what do we do, Katt?"
"Huh? Didn't you look at the board?"
"Uh… yeah… hold on."
Fox turned, then back. "Okay, page 354, in our math books." He pulled out his book from under his desk, and opened it. There was already a fresh piece of paper.
"Why were you looking at Ms. Fara like that?"
Fox blushed, "What look?"
"That "I want to hump your ass" look. Falco gives it to me every now and then."
"I wasn't giving her that look! She wasn't looking at me!" Fox exclaimed.
"Well, you were expressing it," she wrote her name down on the paper.
Fox did the same. "How could you know? You couldn't see my face."
"I could see you were trying to look up her skirt." She said, coldly.
"So, all the other guys are doing it," Fox said, to try and defend himself one last time.
Katt sighed, irritably, "Fine, whatever." She wrote the number "one" down on her paper, behind the margin. "Okay, the first one says, solve for 'x'."
The problem read: (2x+4)3.
"Huh?" Fox blurted out. "What do we do?"
"You still don't understand?" Katt asked, in disbelief.
Fox shook his head.
Katt sighed, again.
"Would you stop sighing like that," Fox said.
Katt smirked, then raised her hand.
Fox freaked out, "What are you doing?"
He tried to pull her arm down, but she leaned away from his grasp.
Ms. Fara saw the waving hand, and got up from her chair, and walked over to the two students. "Yes…?" she asked, without any enthusiasm.
"Yeah, he still doesn't understand what to do," Katt explained.
"So, you raised your hand for him?" the teacher asked sternly.
"Uh…" Katt stammered.
"Never mind," Ms. Fara sighed. She bent down and put one hand on Fox's desk and the other on the top of the chair. She was close enough for Fox to feel the heat from her body, faintly, but, enough to drive him crazy. "What is it you don't understand?"
"How…how to solve it." Fox barely got out.
"Well," she went on, explaining how to work out the problem. But, Fox didn't care, or listen. Or, rather, wasn't able to. He was too caught up with Ms. Fara towering over him. Her pristine beauty… exciting his sixteen year old heart, brain, and…
She stood upright from Fox after explaining the problem to him. "Do you understand, now," Ms. Fara asked.
Not making a move. "Yes…"
She looked at him, skeptically. "Mmm… okay." She left them, to retire back to her chair.
Katt scoffed. "Liar."
"Hey, I couldn't help it," Fox yelled.
"You men are all the same."
"If you don't like it, then become a lesbian." Fox went to work on his math.
Katt stared at him for a second, and then chucked her pencil at the center of his head.
"OW!" Fox yelled, grabbing his head, after the pencil bounced off him.
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