won day ZeLdA wuk upp an she realli realli realli had two poo poo! so she wahlkd dohn teh howlway and sat on the tolet an went poo poo, iT wass realli realli realli realli realli realli realli realli realli realli realli realli realli realli realli realli realli stincky and whet! zelda was like 'oh no i hafe diarrhea! i ned to calll GAnondoor;" zelDA hurled out the whendoh an gaanundorf sayd ''zelda i heer yuu!' zelda saysed 'gannondruf i thik i got diarrhea realli bad i ned the hero of time' and ganondurk sayd ',dont worir i well founf him and tell him to cume hehlp us.' so gannnnonddrok wen dohn the howlway and knoked on link's door and sayd "link zelda has the runs we ned to help.' link jumbed ot the closet and sayd "my arch enemi diarrhea is bak! we ned an expurt to help.' so ganunderg and link got on hores and rod dohn teh whendoh to get help!
TO BE CUNTINUUED
I Hoppe yuu leik it. it is baised on a truu stori! i well mack mor soon!!