Well, here I am, the
dazzling Marien-chan to provide you all with a new story . My last
few were awesome, and I know you all loved it ! Still, I have
something so much better D A love story of primal lust between
Lawly-chan and
Lighty-kun
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The
biplane skittered down on to the dusty runway, skidding down to a
halt. Out came sir Light Yagami, dressed in classic English hunter
garb from the 20's, wearing a thin monocle, and carrying a leather
book, marked Death Note. He gave his hands a quick clap at the plane,
and shouted, "Chip chop, twats, off ya go."
The plane sped up and took off slowly from the runway, until the only sound left was the buzzing of large mosquitoes and the soft chime of the jungle tree branches swaying in the wind. L turned to his side and spoke to the floating entity beside him. "It's time for the hunt, Ryuk, ol' boy. We're hunting the specimen named L. Tis' a wily, cunning creature. Best to be alert for the bloody wanker."
Ryuk groaned as he heard this diatribe. He needed sustenance, and Light was quite aware of this. He reached for a banana of a tree branch and tossed it to Ryuk, who gladly popped it into his mouth, swallow it whole. Light advanced into the forest interior, gripping his Death Note securely.
The groans of monkeys saturated the air, interspersed with the sharp chirps of many exotic birds. Light trudged along, for several hours, staring cautiously all around, scanning for L the savage. With no luck, he turned to a rock and approached it. Suddenly, his leg sprung up in the air, along with his whole body, as a rope latched around his foot. He was left hanging there for several minutes, blind to what was behind him, until he lost consciousness.
Several hours later, Light woke up, and
glanced around, dazed. The first thing he saw were the makeshift
wooden bars of an oval cage containing him over a pit of sharp, honed
spikes. To his right, he saw a large clay pot of boiling water,
cooking over a fire. Suddenly, he grew aware of something and ran his
hands over his body.
Where is my Deathnote!!!" He screamed
in his mind, with shocked enthusiasm. He clutched the bars and began
to scream, "Let me go. Let me go! I'm here to bring
civilization. I'm you're damn mates, OY!!!!"
Then, out of the brush popped up a half naked savage, covered only with a thin loincloth, covered with spikey strands of jet black hair. It was the fabled L the savage, hunted by many, captured by no one. In his hands, he held the Death Note. He began to sniff it, eyeing it curiously.
"You'll never understand it, you bloody tribal," screamed Light, his face possessed with shock. L glanced up and snorted angrily. Then, he began to beat his arms against his chest, summoning his monkey minions. They began to rattle the cage in a frenzy, as Light grabbed the bars and screamed.
"Let me go!" The monkeys only rattled it harder, then finally let go. Light sighed and began to pace around the cage, frustrated, while the monkeys began to stir the pot, planning for a delicious feast...