It was a nice day in the mushroom kingdom, Mario was hitting luigi with a baseball and toad was being as wierd as ever. Until Mario got bored.
Mario:i'm bored.
Luigi: someone...kill me now
Toad: Mario, don't you think you should show a LITTLE respect for your brother?
(mario and luigi stare at each other)
Mario: your right, sorry luigi, sorry you WEAR BOOGERS AS CLOTHES!
Luigi: He thinks he's so funny bullying me, well ill show him, ILL SHOW ALL HIS 300T SOME OF HIS OWN MEDICINE!
Guy: Dude chill its just a game.
(insert intro here)
Mario: WHERE ARE ALL THE TELETUBBIE CHANNELS?
(mario keeps going forward until he stops on the news)
News guy 1: Yes, another body has been found.
News guy 2: He had a strip of black cloth in his mouth.
News guy 1: People have had reports of a tall man with long arms and no face appearing near them...
(mario changes the channel)
Mario: NO ONE CARES ABOUT LUIGI'S FRIENDS
Toad: Mario this is serious.
Mario: So am I
(two days later)
Mario: Well toad im leaving.
Toad: where you going?
Mario: To buy toilet paper!
(mario walks down the sidewalk until he reaches a sign that says:
-Toilet Paper|Wierd Forest-
Mario: aha! A forest is a shortcut
(a few minutes down the road mario reaches a fence that says: DO NOT ENTER! Military site for dummies!)
Mario: Ill go in.
Mario goes into the forest, but what danger awaits for him there? Find out next time!