The Gundam Pilots Judgment Day
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God: Next!
Heero: That's me.
God: Name?
Heero: Heero Yuy.
God: (searching list) Heero Yuy . . .Heero Yuy, ah yes. You're on the list as maybe. Heero, if you can give me one good reason why I should let you into heaven, then you shall pass.
Heero: I don't need one. (pulls out gun) Omae o korosu.
God: (to security guards) Take him below!
Heero: Mission Complete.
God: Yea, whatever, next!
Wufei: Chang Wufei!
God: (searching list) Ah yes, Wufei. You're a probably. Give me one good reason, and you'll be allowed into my kingdom.
Wufei: You are weak! I answer to NO weaklings!
God: (to security guards) Put him with that other psycho.
Wufei: Where is your justice, coward!
God: (swallows a couple of Advil's) I've got to get better clients. Next!
Trowa: (walks in)
God: Name?
Trowa: . . .
God: I said give me your name boy!
Trowa: . . .
God: (to security) Get the mute out of here!
Trowa: (does his spinning jackknife flip and lands on the other side of the pearly gates in heaven)
God: (sighs) forget him. I'm just not in the mood. Next!
Quatre: (bows) Quatre Raberba Winner, sir.
God: Winner, huh? Go on in, your father has reservations for you.
Quatre: (excitedly) My father's in heaven?
God: Money has value everywhere, boy. Next!
Duo: Shinigami.
God: ? ? ? ? ?
Duo: Duo Maxwell, the God of Death.
God: (to security) He goes with the other two freaks.
Duo: TAKE ME HOME BOYS!
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God: Next!
Heero: That's me.
God: Name?
Heero: Heero Yuy.
God: (searching list) Heero Yuy . . .Heero Yuy, ah yes. You're on the list as maybe. Heero, if you can give me one good reason why I should let you into heaven, then you shall pass.
Heero: I don't need one. (pulls out gun) Omae o korosu.
God: (to security guards) Take him below!
Heero: Mission Complete.
God: Yea, whatever, next!
Wufei: Chang Wufei!
God: (searching list) Ah yes, Wufei. You're a probably. Give me one good reason, and you'll be allowed into my kingdom.
Wufei: You are weak! I answer to NO weaklings!
God: (to security guards) Put him with that other psycho.
Wufei: Where is your justice, coward!
God: (swallows a couple of Advil's) I've got to get better clients. Next!
Trowa: (walks in)
God: Name?
Trowa: . . .
God: I said give me your name boy!
Trowa: . . .
God: (to security) Get the mute out of here!
Trowa: (does his spinning jackknife flip and lands on the other side of the pearly gates in heaven)
God: (sighs) forget him. I'm just not in the mood. Next!
Quatre: (bows) Quatre Raberba Winner, sir.
God: Winner, huh? Go on in, your father has reservations for you.
Quatre: (excitedly) My father's in heaven?
God: Money has value everywhere, boy. Next!
Duo: Shinigami.
God: ? ? ? ? ?
Duo: Duo Maxwell, the God of Death.
God: (to security) He goes with the other two freaks.
Duo: TAKE ME HOME BOYS!