Firestar's Strange Dream
a/n: Okay, this is my second Warriors fanfiction, but my first comedy out of all of my stories :D If you like Warriors, check out Remember Me by Sparklespazz101. One-shot! I'm not Erin Hunter (But I do own Sparklespazz and all the cats named after food or strange animals and plants!).
Firestar settled into an uneasy sleep. He just witnessed Graystripe downing 3 mice and a thrush at one sitting. He shuddered, trying to get the unpleasant picture out of his mind.
Slowly, he drifted into dreamland.
"Firestar, wake up!", Spaklespazz yelled. "Dustpelt unleashed The Peach!"
"Oh my god" thought Firestar as he heard a roar and some loose dirt fell from the top of his den.
"I'm coming!" he yelled down. "Grab me a tranquilizer gun and some asprin!" he ordered.
Sparklespazz didn't waste time finding the gun and the pills, and even came back with a rope and a cowboy hat!
"That-a-girl!", Firestar teased as he put on the hat and handed Brambleclaw the gun. He created a loop in the rope and started swinging it. "Cloudtail!", he thundered. "You, Sandstorm and Thornclaw get it into that corner!"
As soon as the three cats had "The Peach" cornered Firestar slipped the rope over the creature and screamed, "Brambleclaw, now!"
Brambleclaw let go of the trigger on the tranquilizer and a multi-colored dart flew out and hit The Peach in the center of it's shoulder. Everyone held their breath as The Peach let out a final roar and fell to the ground.
The impact caused a minor earthquake and the old twoleg house collapsed. Oh, well. You live you learn.
Firestar and everyone arund him fell to the ground. Firestar checked the back of the asprin bottle and decided it was safe to strech the max a little and take three, judging by how hard his head had hit the ground.
He sighed. "Popcornpuff, Pizzapelt, Sparklespazz, Rhinoripple, Plantpaw, Pawpelt, Greengrass, and Healthyham please take this overgrown, strangely peach-colored bird back to the assylm."
Everyone went back to their duties.
Meanwhile in Riverclan...
"Leopardstar! The Apple has been unleashed!"
Firestar woke with a start. Something was tickling his face. He opened his eyes to find dead ones from a rather large and slimy thrust staring back at him.
He screamed at the nearest cats. "I told you to take it back to the asslym!" He put his paw to his face and held out his other one to Brambleclaw. "More asprin."
Brambleclaw moved quietly away from the disturbed tom and said to Sandstorm, "I knew we shouldn't have brought him the bird Graystripe spit up!"
"Maybe being offered food your bestie has already digested does things to your head?" she offered.
Riverclan camp:
"Mistyfoot, give me the tranquilizer gun! The Apple will cause a tsunami if we don't hurry!"
"Leapordstar, I really don't think handing you this is a good idea."
a/n: How was my first comedy? I hate it when people do stories when there is so much spazziness and screaming that it's hard to understand. I hope I don't offend anyone... R&R!