Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.
If you give Hermione a BookIf you give Hermione a book,
She'll want to read it to someone.
No one wants to listen.
Out of kindness, you volunteer to listen.
You try and listen, but it's boring.
You die of boredom.
Everyone goes to your funeral, including Hermione.
The sad atmosphere makes Hermione sad.
She turns to her books for solace.
And chances are,
If she has a book,
She'll want to read it to someone.
No flaming…I have writer's block and daydreamer's block…and lots of homework…so no flaming please and thank you.