Disclaimer: I don't own charmed…Otherwise I'd probably be in my rich loxorius mansion with my rich luxious computer…instead of in this public library on a piece of crap computer..
New Authors note: Alrighty, so, I wrote this story a year or two ago and I just today went back to read it. I realized I hated how the format was set up and I never really explained a thing. So, this is a re-do.
Old Authors note:
This is like that episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer in which they all sing…only Charmed Style… You didn't have to see Buffy though to read this
Chapter One
A New Demon
In the Manor, the Charmed Ones were in the middle of fighting a pathetic lower-level demon when suddenly Piper broke into song:
How long will I live with this?
Am I destined to Abyss?
This really bites
My life only consist of fights!
She threw the potion she was holding at the demon, when Phoebe suddenly burst into song also.
How long will I live with this?
I really have to piss
But these demons keep stopping me
And I really have to peeeeeeee!
Paige looked at her insane sisters before finding herself taken into their song..
How long will I live with this?
I really wanna kill my sis!
Just let me get my machete
I'll aim it at her heady!
The demon sprinted around the girls gracefully
How long will I live with this?
Probably not loooooonnngg!
Oh damn I didn't rhyme
But at least they missed
Paige orbed the broken potion bits at the demon and he burst into colorful flames.
Later…
"Wait," Leo said laughing, "Reframe the story for me one more time"
"Yeah," Cole laughed in agreement
Piper glared at them both, "We sang okay? Not that funny"
"Yeah," Pheobe nodded while filing her nails, "We started to sing and dance and stuff…but it wasn't that strange…like we were in some sort of bad 50's musical"
"It was real freaky," Paige shivered, "What do you think it could be?"
Music erupted from no where as Leo stood up proudly,
I'll go up to my beloved men,
I'll come back here with somethin'
To them I place all my trust,
The robes are just a plus!
He orbed away as Cole stood up also..
I'll go down to my beloved jerks
Bein' a demon sure has its perks
Maybe we'll have a group shower
And then afterwards we'll test our powers!
He pranced as he sang until he finally shimmered away.
The girls sat in stunned silence before Phoebe exploded, "Oh no! I turned him gay!"
Piper and Paige began to sing in unison:
You turned him gay!
What can we say?
Oh she's just so-
"Bite me" Phoebe mumbled before walking away.
Later, Piper sat in her room, singing and cleaning, when Leo appeared.
"The Elders said it was the Plastic Demon," Leo said as he sat on her bed
"Plastic Demon," Piper raised her eyebrows, "Never heard of him"
"Her," Leo corrected
"Great, let's go vanquish her," Piper said
Leo held up his hand, "Err…not that easy…she has invincible shields that protect her from potions, powers, and scrying"