There once was a terrifying Dark Lord
Who often would get very bored.
He tried to kill Harry,
But should have been wary
Now he looks like he got hit by a Ford.
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There once was a girl named Hermione
Whose intellect was anything but tiny.
Her hand went up first,
She was never the worst,
And she loved kicking Draco's little hiney.
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A timid little man named Peter Pettigrew
Was once a good man who the Potters' knew.
Now I'm sad to say,
The Potters he did betray,
And his punishment has become long overdue.