Shopping withaninsomniac
Summary:
This is a Light x L Yaoi fanfiction. Light and L go grocery shopping what will happen. Rated T for some crude humor.
Light's P.O.V:
Ahhh Man! We're all out of food, again. "Ryuzaki! We need to go to the store." Why Light-kun we have plenty of CHOLOCATE? (and strawberry pocky) "NO! Ryuzaki we need real food. Could you just take off these handcuffs so we could go to the store?" I could always go with you Light-kun. Thinking to
myself, (Ugh! He will be the death of me). "Ok fine!"
"Ryuzaki are these shoes ok?" Hmm, yes but why do you care so much? "Because I like to look nice unlike some one I know." Well I think it's because you are a transvestite. "Shut up! I am not a transvestite! Let's go already!" Oh some one is a little cranky! "Shut up! I am just hungry ok!"
Ten minutes later…
"Ryuzaki get out of the shopping cart!" But Light-kun its so much fun in here! " get out of there now!" Fine hmph. "Ok we need cereal and bread.. ryuzaki wait ahh!" He found the candy I am doomed! "Ryuzaki can't you stop thinking about sweets for more than five seconds?" No not really. "Ok fine I will give you ten minutes." This is ridiculous he is practically drooling over the Hershey's bars … could he be any more embarrassing? "Light-kun lets get these. " Ryuzaki you can't buy the whole freaking candy isle!" The man is insane he is attempting to put every possible kind of chocolate into the cart. "Come on Ryuzaki let's go!" You really should eat more chocolate it will help make you less cranky. "Ugh Ryuzaki shut up!!"
L P.O.V.:
I have never seen so much chocolate in one place. This is like heaven with out the cake. Hurry up Ryuzaki! Why does Light have to be so pessimistic just because there is a serial killer on the loose and there is a twenty-percent chance he is that killer doesn't mean that he can be all cranky. Hmm… I wonder if twizzlers and cake taste good together.
Light P.O.V.:
He has been freaking staring at the twizzlers for almost five minutes now ugh what an idiot. " Ryuzaki I am going to drag you with me if you don't hurry up!" Ok fine I think I have enough candy to get me through the night. What the heck the whole shopping cart is full of candy if he eats that all tonight he would go into a diabetic coma. "Fine lets go we need cereal and bread." As soon as we got to the cereal isle Ryuzaki ran to the cocoa puffs like he had just discovered a new planet. Light they make chocolate cereal? Why didn't you tell me? "I thought every idiot knew that let's go already!" Light-kun which do you think is better cocoa puffs or cocoa crispies. "Ryuzaki just grab both and let's go!"
L P.O.V.
I have never been to a grocery store before they are so fun. Except I don't know why we can't just eat the food here. Oh well Light-kun said we have to wait until we get back to headquarters to eat. "Ryuzaki lets go pay for everything I want to leave!" ok CAN WE COME BACK HERE AGAIN SOON?" No come on!"
Light P.O.V.
Finally we are almost back to headquarters. I thought I would strangle Ryuzaki with one of his beloved twizzlers before we got back home. Light-kun how come you don't like sweets? "I like sweets I just don't have an unhealthy obsession with them like you do." I am not obsessed with sweets, Light-kun I am obsessed with you my sweet." What the heck does Ryuzaki know that I secretly like him? "Ryuzaki I..." but before I could finish what I was saying I was silenced with two surprisingly soft lips "mmm. Ryuzaki I love you". He tasted like sugar and chocolate I couldn't get enough of him. Light-kun do you still dislike sweets? I silenced him with a kiss of my own and deepened the kiss. But Ryuzaki pulled back suddenly. Come on Light-kun I can't wait to eat all of your sweets! So he grabbed my hand and we ran home and went up stairs to enjoy some of our own sweets.