Merlin fanfiction: Arthur's chipmunk problem…
Chapter 1
Merlin was pacing back and forth in the armory with the knights of the round table.
Arthur: Merlin. Stop. Pacing.
Merlin: sorry.
He sits down next to Gwaine.
Merlin: can you.. uhhh… knock out Arthur? He's being a prat as usual and I want to payback him.. just for fun.
Gwaine: fine I'll do it. But if he blames me I will point at you. Got it? But it'll be funny to see the princess's reaction!
Gwaine stands up and walks casually towards Arthur. He grabs a helmet and crashes it down on Arthur's perfect, blonde head.
Arthur: what the hel- (falls unconscious)
Silence…..
Lancelot: (shocked) WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
Elyan and Leon: you just, knocked out the prince!
Gwaine: …..ess
Percival: (confused)
Gwaine: you said prince and I continued your sentence for you. Prince- ess! Get it? Prince – ess? Together it's princess?
The rest of the knights roll their eyes.
Arthur: (chipmunk voice) huh? What's goin on? What happened? Oh hello Gwaine! How ya doin mate?
Gwaine: (pauses) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! (rolls around on the floor laughing his head off) GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! (tears forming in his eyes)
Lancelot: wha- what h-have you d-done to h-him?!
Percival: (stares in shock)
Leon: y-you…( looks appalled)
Elyan: (speechless)
Merlin: (trys not to laugh)
Leon: we should tell the king immediately!
Gwaine: (still laughing) no! you know he'll make it worse! Anyways, Arthur's voice is hilarious!
Everyone waits for the explosion of fury (except Gwaine) that will come crashing down any second… but it didn't come.
Arthur: I know right! Its hilarious! (chipmunk voice)
Lancelot: no… no no no no! this is.. not happening… this is just a dream!.. snap out of it Lance!
Inside the palace…
Uther: where is Arthur and the knights? They are not here yet!
Doors to the throne room bursts open with Arthur and the knights staggering in.
Leon: we are really sorry sire! There have been some difficulties of something but it's all fixed now!
Elyan: yep all fine!
Arthur: yeah! (chipmunk)
Uther: ….. Arthur… what happened to your voice)
Lancelot, Percival, Elyan, Leon and Gwaine: (tries to shrink away)
Gwaine: he… uh…. Swallowed a frog?
Lancelot: (glares at Gwaine as if to say "you. Are. Not. Helping.)
Everyone in the council was now staring at the 6 knights and the prince's servant as if they had grown an extra head)
Percival: we have to… uh… get him to his bed… for a rest…
They all quickly disappear out of the room. With Chipmunk Arthur talking non stop.
Leon: he talks more than you Gwaine!
Gwaine: thank you! i think..
They stop for a rest and Gwaine had a brilliant idea.
Gwaine: Elyan, quickly! Knock him out!
Elyan: what? Why?
Gwaine: just do it!
Elyan: (knocks Arthur out)
Arthur: you have got t- ( gets unconscious)
Gwaine: that will make everything a lot easier!
Percival: ( carries Arthur)
AT Gaius' chambers.
Gauis: what did you DO to him?!
Lancelot: exactly what I said…
Leon: there is no time to explain, he-
Arthur: wassup guys! I feel extremely happy! Ahahaha….
Percival: (knocks him out)
Gwaine: that's my man!
Merlin: do you know how to treat this Gaius?
Gaius: theres only one way… you have to keep knocking him out… back to his senses…
Gwaine: great! We'll each take turns!
A few minutes later….
Arthur: what? What's going on? (chipmunk)
Leon: ( punches him)
Arthur: ughhh….
A few minutes later…..
Arthur: you guys need to stop punching me! (still a bit chipmunky..)
Lancelot: (bites his lip, knocks Arthur out)
Arthur: seriousl-
Arthur wakes up a few minutes later.. again
Arthur: (normal voice) what happened? (realizes that all of these people had knocked him out for no reason) YOU! GUYS KNOCKED ME OUT! WHY?! OH WAIT! I REMEMBER NOW!
Elyan: sire we can explain-
Arthur: SO IT ALL STARTED WHEN GWAINE THOUGHT IT WAS A SMART IDEA TO PUNCH ME ON THE HEAD!
Gwaine: it was kinda Merlin's fault.. he told me to!
Arthur: OH! SO IT WAS MERLIN! WASN'T IT?! I SHOULD'VE KNOWN! AND THEN THE REST OF YOU! DECIDED YOU SHOULD ALL TAKE TURNS IN KNOCKING ME OUT! REALLY! JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU! YOU PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Lancelot: I think it's safe to say… RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!