Script Reading

An Ed, Edd n Eddy fanfic:

Plot: Eddy doesn't think much Ed's script writing.

A/N: Some of the language used in this story is British English, because I'm from England. Also cut me some slack, this is my first fanfic. It's T because of uses of "hell", "damn" and "bloody". There is some humour, if you count Ed and Eddy being beaten to a pulp, and Ed contradicting Eddy humour.

It was a kind of medium Spring day, and Ed was at his computer (I'm suprised he even had one!) typing out something. He heard a large crash as the door swang round. I was at this point when he say a red shoe peek through the door. It was Eddy.

Ed wasn't surprised to see Eddy, as Eddy had been into his room many times. "Hey Ed!" Eddy shoted from the top of his lungs. "What are you doing?"

This, however, annoyed Sarah, who, at the time, was watching telly (TV). She stormed down the stairs, and uppercutted Eddy. She left, leaving Eddy in pain, before a fight began between the two.

So Eddy left, but Ed didn't notice, as he was playing his music through his earphones. Eddy returned later, as Ed was sorting out a few pieces of paper. This time, Eddy was much quieter, having lost 2-3 teeth, and 2 damaged ribs (doesn't matter in the EEnE universe, but if he shouts, he'll damage more ribs), and opened the door softly. He asked "Excuse me, Ed, but what are you doing?"

"Hey Eddy!" Ed said, running up to Eddy, hugging him (which, knowing that there have been bad continuity in nearly every episode, Eddy suddenly rejuvenates). "Guess what? I wrote a script!"

"Gizza (give us a) look." Eddy asked, wanting the papers from the big guy (Ed). Eddy skimmed through the papers. It turned out to be like that of a cheesy 1950's B-Movie mixed in with one of Ed's comic books.

"And so the aliens beamed down from their spaceship and, with their tentacles, they sucked the life out of the unwitting humans below," Eddy read, which, knowing Ed, would be typed down as 'And so the ayleuns beemd dowen from thair spayceship and, with thair tentukals, they suked the laif out of the unwitting humuns'. "I can't ready anymore it's so damn awful."

"Why?" Ed quivered. "What's wrong?"

"I'm no Double D, but there are obvious spelling mistakes." Eddy replied, being the self-centered git that he is. "Since when does 'green' have a '17' in it? And when was the last time 'explosion' include..." (Eddy wasn't cut off, he made some death sounds)

Ed didn't reply. He was too busy with his script. Eddy went up to Ed and said, "This is terrible"

Ed replied "No it isn't"

Eddy retorted "Yes it is"

"No it isn't!"

"Yes it is!"

This carried on until Sarah, still mad after the last encounter, come downstairs and beat both of them up. She got tired of telling "mom" because she didn't do anything. But before the fight began, only 2 words were muttered. By Eddy. They were: "Bloody hell"

The sun later shines upon the duo again the next day. Both, on their hospital beds are struggling to get up (they were wide awake anyway, but they couldn't move, seeing as the nurse put a bowl of grapes on the table between the two beds, and they wanted something to eat). Eddy, pouting, went "It's all your fault"

Ed replied, "No it isn't"

"Yes it is"

"No it isn't"

"Yes it is"

"No it isn't"

This carried on for a while, before the nurse came in. She thought to himself (you can get male nurses) etc... "Need to get Ritalin"

The End

A/N 2 Electric Boogaloo (it's being overused now): Thank you for reading my kinda-lame attempt at a first story. I won't refund seconds/minutes of your life if you hated this story.