/blah/ indicates thought speak. because apparently doesn't allow any other symbol thing. xx

My name is Marco. I can't tell you my last name because there is actually a secret, deadly, invasion of two-inch space slugs.

Okay, I know what you're thinking: 'Marco, Marco, as good-looking and charming as you are, what are you talking about? What could two inch space slugs do to the dominant race on earth, especially you, you sexy beast?'

Well not exactly those lines but I'm sure you had the same concept.

These two inch space-slugs crawl in to your ear and into your head. They flatten themselves out and wrap around brain and before you know it, you aren't yourself. You can't control your movements, can't-

/MARCO!!/

-talk, eat, or even breath without-

/MARCO! MOVE YOUR BUTT!!/

Oh screw it.

/AHHHHHHHHHH!/ I yelled

/AHHHHHHHHHH!/ Tobias screamed back at me. MARCO! YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT! I HATE YOU!

I was too busy dodging to respond. A net came crashing down on my left. A plastic box slammed itself into the dirt floor a few centimeters behind my little insect butt. I powered my six legs and flew across the floor.

"Be careful! That is the rare and beautiful Strongylognathus italicus!!" cried a guy in what I guessed to be a go-out-and-catch-poor-defenseless- animals uniform. Funny. I never realized that Gap made them.

/Why did you HAVE to pick this morph?/ Tobias cried desperately as he scurried around plants and nets and plastic boxes that surrounded him.

/They were the only ones that I could find. And normal ants don't look like these…?/

/But ants? Rare and endangered ants that people are trying to CATCH so they could possibly CONDUCT TESTS ON THEM??/

I sighed/screamed. It was in interesting combination, sort of like the noise that guy made when Rachel discovered that he was picking on Cassie. Except maybe a bit quieter. And manlier. On the other hand, i didn't really want to think about what happened to that poor, pathetic soul.

I scurried in to a safe-haven between two rotten logs and waited for Tobias to stop screaming.

/MARCO YOU ARE SO DEAD!!/