"HEY HEY! THAT HURTS BITCH!" I yell.
"Get over it!" Coal yells back.
"AHH! Get off!" I try pushing her off. "SCARLET! MAKE HER STOP!"
"I'm not apart of this... yet." Scarlet continues to paint her nails.
"Hey!" I roll over. "Time out!"
"Uke, how do expect to get a date when you won't even take the time to brush out your hair?" Coal asks.
"First off: It hurts." I sit up. "Second: WHO SAID I WANTED TO FUCKING DATE IN THE FIRST PLACE!"
"Well you need something to get your mind off of the Naru-verse!" She protests.
"YAOI!" I turn it into a random conversation.
"Yuri!" She joins in.
"Hentai." Scarlet adds laughing.
"Incest!" I huff running out of words.
"You'd want that wouldn't you?" Coal teases.
"Would not! That's the Uchiha's thing!"
"UKE! That's disgusting!" Scarlet shoves me playfully.
Its been a month since we were sent back here, and I was NOT handling it well.
Not only was I bored and constantly missing them, I had one or two nervous breakdowns in the middle of class. .
Coal and Scarlet were ok, but they missed the Uchiha's and there kids...
"Ya know," I start. "I wish there was SOME way to get back to the Naru-verse..."
"Like how?" Coal leans on the couch. "Find some magical way to get back?"
"Your both insane, there IS no way to get back." Scarlet turns a bit red.
"YOU LIE!" Me and Coal chime. "You turned red, now GIVE IT UP... QUIT COPYING ME!"
"You both are idiots..." She mumbles.
"Stop stealing Itachi's words!" I scold.
"Itachi dosen't OWN the words!"
"Yes he does! Just like Sasori owns BRAT!"
"Quit going off topic and tell us!" Coal cuts in.
Scarlet sighs, "Fine... but don't blame me if we land in the wrong spot of the Naru-verse..."
"Ahem."
"Its a ritual. We need: An Akatsuki cloak, a blueberry pie, Coke-the soda, Uke- a map of the Naru-verse, and some holy water."
"...Holy Water...?" I question.
"Don't ask, Hidan made the ritual." Scarlet shakes her head.
"No surprise there." Coal shrugs grabbing her Akatsuki cloak from out the closet.
"I've got Coke!" I announce. "The soda!" I grab it out the pantry.
"I'll go print out the map... you guys find the other stuff."
The blueberry pie was easy, finding a holy water was NOT so easy.
"Where in hecks name do you get holy water?" Coal grumbles
"A church, duh." Scarlet rolls her eyes. "That there, is common sense."
"SHUT UP!"
I stare annoyed as they argue.
They're stealing my thunder...
"Well, Imma go get the holy water!" I skip away.
"My eyes! They burn!" Coal covers her eyes. "Uke's acting girly!"
"I don't have t be girly to skip!" I throw an apple at her. "Don't make me sick planty on you!"
"Oh no, not planty!" She says sarastically. "What ever will I do?"
"I'll save you!" Scarlet jumps in front of Coal, striking a goofy pose. "Weed wacker to the rescue!"
"Ah! A-cursed weed wacker!" I hiss, waving a green noodle at them. "We meet again!"
"Prepare to get your ass kicked!" Scarlet chases after me with a polka dot noodle.
I duck as another swing comes and I start laughing, "OK, Imma go get that holy water, k?"
"Your not getting away that easily!"
"TAKE THAT!" I start hitting Coal with the noodle.
"Help! Innocent bystander in trouble!" Coal uses a couch pillow to protect herself.
A knock on the door interupts our fun.
"Chello?" Scarlet swings the door open scarily fast.
Then she screams, slamming the door shut.
"What, Scarlet?" Coal looks up from behind the couch. "What's wrong?"
"MICHEAL JACKSON IS AT OUR FRONT DOOR!"
O.O
Da fuck?
I go and check the door, but I sure don't see Micheal Jackson.
"Scarlet, you liar!"
"Haha! I couldn't resist!"
"Liar!"
"Yeah, I lied about the way back too! I can't believe you guys fell for it!"
"WHHAAAT!" Coal gets wide eyed, a(pretend) anvil falling on her head.
Words on it read: Real Life.
A cold, clammy hand grabs me from behind, making me scream and freak out.
"HEELP! OMG DON'T JUST STAND THERE! HEEELP!" I claw at the door frame.
Coal and Scarlet soon jump into action, but Kabuto catches Coal by her feet, and a hooded person snatches Scarlet by her waist.
"You guys are failure of Uchiha!" I try and set them off. "I thught you were spose to be almighty and powerful!"
"I know your not talking," Coal shoots back. "Ms. My-Dad-Is-A-God!"
"Shut up! Ms. I'm-Dating-My-Relative!"
"He's not a relative! I'm only half Uchiha!"
"Suure, and you just HAPPEN to look like him!"
"Black hair is a family trait!"
Scarlet's P.O.V
Are. They. Serious.
Arguing about BLOODLINES while Orochimaru and friends kidnap us?
How did they even GET here? DO they have a portal too?
"Stop arguing!" I snap. "And get us out of here!"
"!"
"!"
Great. Both my friends are knocked out now. How useless can ya get!
I'm not trying to be mean or anything, but... that was a total fail.
They dare call themselves ninja.
I kick the hooded person in the shin and he/she drops me.
I start running.
"Megan!" Orochimaru snaps.
"Sorry! She kciked me!"
A pure white snake lunges at me from NOWHERE, and wraps itself around me.
"EEEK!" I wriggle to get free. "Snake! Snake! Get it off! It feels GROSS."
Orochimaru laughs sadistcally and BITES. MY. SHOULDER.
"WTF!" I kick him in the shin to. "WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE TO YOU? SASUKE? HOW DARE YOU BITE ME! I WILL GET EVERYONE I KNOW AND THEN SOME ON YOU FOR THAT AND OWWWW!"
I soon pass out, swimming in my sea of jumbledness.
"God, this is so cool!" Uke's voice rings through my mind.
"You think Scarlet got knocked out too?" Coal's voice too.
"If she did, she's hiding from us."
"Would you guys be kind as to explain what your doing IN MY MIND?" I hiss at the two.
"Psh, don't flatter yourself honey!" Uke laughs, her fangs glistening.
Yes. Fangs. Yet another expirement with side-effects.
"Anyways, we're somewhere in the middle of all our minds." Coal explains. "Pretty cool, ain't it?"
"Eh, I guess so," I look around as things just float around us, nothing actually giving us a look at things. "I didn't even know we could do that?"
"So cool! This looks like a bubble!" Uke turns all her attention on a floating... thing.
She reaches out to touch it, and it sparks to life.
"!" I run up to watch as a memory plays itself.
"Oh cool! That's the day I met the Akatsuki!" Uke laughs softly, looking slightly like Konan. "Hmm... Scarlet, your still in trouble for lying."
"Shut up! Your not my mom!"
"DO YOU NEED A SPANKING!"
"EEEEK!" I run thorugh the deep abyss of what was suppose to be our minds meeting halfway.